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[MechDX]

Why not just fuck?

Saving that for the Kinect.

 

[zomgbbqftw]

I can't wait for the Daily Mail to get wind of this.

Ooh, I feel an anonymous tip off coming on, maybe pointing out the 12+ age sticker.

I can just imagine the headline - "Gaming promotes underage sex and is the cause of all teenage pregnancy"

 

[Dr.Palutena]

ubisoft is amazing, i don't.....yeah.

 

[Cow Mengde]

Saving that for the Kinect.

When that comes out, Nintendo is fucked.

 

[Dizzy-4U]

Giant Bomb Happy Hour......500 new premium members.

 

[cws]

This has to be fake....

 

[Donos]

so ... how are reviewers going to review this ?

 

[The Hermit]

Spoiler

This was actually my face during the videos...yeah, all of them.

 

[MisterHero]

YES

YES

 

[Salsa]

Giant Bomb Happy Hour

oh


oh


ohohohohoh


i need this

 

[LiK]

Giant Bomb Happy Hour......500 new premium members.

Just have Sara play it. Sold.

 

[JonathanEx]

so ... how are reviewers going to review this ?

Simple. The advert suggests this game will get you in to hot orgies. Does it happen, y/n.

 

[Sadist]

Hey baby, I've got something hard to play with it...

Here's the Wiimote.

 

[Skiesofwonder]

I have a funny feeling.....! this is going to get a load of publicity.

 

[webrunner]

Why not just fuck?

They eventually do in one of the endings.

Unless they're just having random naked sitting on top of the guys time.

 

[VideoMan]

It's obvious why they chose to advertise the Wii version instead of the PS3. Just imagine a pink glowing dildo Move controller here instead of a Wiimote:

 

[DeadTrees]

Why not just fuck?

I'm not spending all that time and effort on anything that doesn't have trophy support.

 

[shinobi602]

So how much do you guys think they paid for this ad?

 

[SpacePirate Ridley]

Too many icecube passing in ubisoft headquarters it seems :lol

AND WHAT THE FUCK WITH THE MUSIC, WHO DECIDED TO REMIX THE FUCKING FACEBOOK CHAT SOUND!

But it surprises me

Spoiler

(it doesnt)

that neogaf is so upbeat watching this. I have seen parties like this at homes with alcohol and minigames, ubisoft has only replaced the handmade minigames for wii minigames.

I dont say its a good idea, its only that it doesnt surprise me a bit they decided to do it.

For players aged 12 and over!

Its europe!

We even have series in TV with the main draw of adolescent drugs and sex and their age calification is only over 13.
Doesnt surprise me a bit.

 

[Keyser Soze]

...now to put the Dead Island theme over the video, and upload to Youtube

 

[EmCeeGramr]

Giant Bomb Happy Hour

They need to do a QL and a Happy Hour.

and why the fuck is this on the second page

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Wow... Ubisoft, you magnificent son of a bitch!

Spoiler

I'm done supporting Ubi. WTF?!

 

[Graphics Horse]

Wow, well it beats that laser gun thing I guess.

...now to put the Dead Island theme over the video, and upload to Youtube

Needs more reversed video

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

Obligatory

OMG SO TRUE !!!! THAT WAS JUST INSANE WOW JUST WOW
I CAN´T BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE SEEN JUST NOW !!! :O:O:O:O

 

[Koomaster]

Why not just fuck?

Never heard of foreplay? Sometimes you need to romance 'em. Don't just whip the wiimote out and jam it in; gotta play with it a little first.

 

[Sammy Samusu]

LETS TAP TOOK TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL!

JESUS PLEASE TAKE ME!

 

[SciencePilot]

I'm pretty sure this is not what Nintendo had in mind when they created they wiimote... they wanted to be the family friendly console, I thought.

 

[The Super Bob]

What were they doing that that Wii remote?

Good job Ubisoft.

 

[RobertM]

Hey look, it's a sequel to Nights into Dreams. I know Amir0x will appreciate this.

 

[J-Rock]

Notice how it's for ages 12 and up...

WTF.

 

[Vyrance]

12 and up, makes sense.

 

[J-Rock]

12 and up, makes sense.

I guess it depends who you play with. A 45yr old and a 12yr old rubbing a Wii remote between their faces... O_O

 

[BeeDog]

Obligatory:

 

[WyndhamPrice]

Imagine Orgiez!

 

[LiK]

I guess it depends who you play with. A 45yr old and a 12yr old rubbing a Wii remote between their faces... O_O

CREEPER!

 

[Grisby]

I love videogames.

That is all.

Spoiler

I'm dying with laughter here.

 

[Bankoiia]

Won't someone please think of the Wiimotes..

 

[webrunner]

LETS TAP TOOK TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL!

JESUS PLEASE TAKE ME!

let's tap dat ass

 

[Jubbly]

Prediction: Best selling game of 2011

Spoiler

in Germany

 

[megalowho]

It's so sexy! This is going to sell and I can't wait to see how much.

 

[Jocchan]

I guess it depends who you play with. A 45yr old and a 12yr old rubbing a Wii remote between their faces... O_O

 

[comedy bomb]

the code I chose was the two chicks giggling in another room while the guys stared at the wiimote hanging between them. WTF.

 

[jump_button]

I hope they clean that wii mote when they done

 

[Colocho]

I can't wait to have my buddies over for beers and a game of We Dare.

 

[comedy bomb]

The only thing this trailer needed was one of the guys letting the wiimote hang out of his zipper.

 

[CountAntonius]

This made me feel dirtier than The Guy Game and BMX XXX Combined.

 

[Barrett2]

I totally swear i was not in any way aroused by that video, and do not have an erection from watching that blonde woman get spanked.

Day 1 for banging neighbor's wife fun.

 

[Dog Problems]

Clearly Ubisoft has brought good into the world.

 

[beat]

...now to put the Dead Island theme over the video, and upload to Youtube

DO IT. DO IT NOW.


(I just mocked up one in youtube doubler and it's... ok.)

 

[Jinfash]

Is it safe to say how really sorry I feel for anyone sold on the game after watching this ad? seriously, if you're that desperate and alone: come around, I'll gladly give you a free hand job.