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[Hylian7]

Notice how it's for ages 12 and up...

That box art has made my day.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Pack your bags up, send Jade Raymond to develop sequels and close all the offices in Montreal. Ubisoft found it's Call of Duty!

 

[Ferrio]

Okay, so what is even the point of that apple game, how the hell do you win?

 

[Ushojax]

Are you guys joking about the 12+ thing? I know America is a puritanical country but how is some light spanking and vaguely sexual motions going to damage a 12 year old?

 

[kittens]

They could at least use condoms. :-(

 

[Ferrio]

Are you guys joking about the 12+ thing? I know America is a puritanical country but how is some light spanking and vaguely sexual motions going to damage a 12 year old?

Fuzzy handcuffs with undergarments strewn everywhere usually imply more than vaguely sexual motions.

 

[Koomaster]

Fun for ALL ages! Just wait till she gets to take grandpa over her knee.

 

[slaughterking]

Okay, so what is even the point of that apple game, how the hell do you win?

I think they are trying to push a button with their face?

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Are you guys joking about the 12+ thing? I know America is a puritanical country but how is some light spanking and vaguely sexual motions going to damage a 12 year old?

...

And I'm outta here.

I think they are trying to push a button with their face?

And there will always be someone who would get the platinum trophy.

FOREVER ALONE!

 

[comedy bomb]

Is it safe to say how really sorry I feel for anyone sold on the game after watching this ad? seriously, if you're that desperate and alone: come around, I'll gladly give you a free hand job.

Are your hands calloused or baby soft?

 

[PetriP-TNT]

well this one is going to lighten up that family xmas party for sure

:|

 

[EmCeeGramr]

wiigaming.jpg

 

[GregLombardi]

WHAT.


THE.

WHAT.

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

Skyrim is no longer the trailer of the year. so many potential GIF there...

 

[Ushojax]

Fuzzy handcuffs with undergarments strewn everywhere usually imply more than vaguely sexual motions.

Eh. Kids younger than 12 see similar stuff in most modern music videos.

 

[Barrett2]

Skyrim is no longer the trailer of the year. so many potential GIF there...

Couchrim now takes the cake

 

[Carl]

I may have to buy this game just for the lulz

 

[Tunavi]

...now to put the Dead Island theme over the video, and upload to Youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3mK6dphBYE

 

[evangd007]

What in the...

 

[J-Rock]

Are you guys joking about the 12+ thing? I know America is a puritanical country but how is some light spanking and vaguely sexual motions going to damage a 12 year old?

 

[CrazyDude]

Watching this in the library is giving me a lot of stares....

 

[Donos]

needs more Guile Theme

 

[Jocchan]

Watching this in the library is giving me a lot of stares....

 

[Lost Fragment]

Great. If my roommates buy this game now I have to worry about getting STDs from my Wiimote. Thanks Ubisoft.

 

[tmacairjordan87]

Are you guys joking about the 12+ thing? I know America is a puritanical country but how is some light spanking and vaguely sexual motions going to damage a 12 year old?

Who cares about the kid? I just don't want to go to jail!

 

[Barrett2]

Great. If my roommates buy this game now I have to worry about getting STDs from my Wiimote. Thanks Ubisoft.

Always use the Wii condom to prevent pregnancy and STDs

 

[Saty]

Ubisoft's next million-seller on the Wii.

 

[Canova]

This is like an episode of Friends.

Except Friends is so 90s

 

[KAOS]

WTF was the shit on her leg? Is she a V!?!

 

[Jocchan]

needs more Guile Theme

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?vide...m/watch?v=Ie_R1H9L4eI&start2=0&authorName=lol

(mute the video on the left)

 

[J-Rock]

I want to see them make the same commercial with 70yr olds.

 

[painful fart]

It's obvious why they chose to advertise the Wii version instead of the PS3. Just imagine a pink glowing dildo Move controller here instead of a Wiimote:

Oh, a purple glowing Move controller would make a much stronger impact in that ad especially if the two guys were black.

The gay community may also be major target demographic for this game.

Will be really interesting to see how this game will be charting in the sales lists. ;-)

 

[EmCeeGramr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3mK6dphBYE

This is brilliant.

Now we need someone to reverse it (starting from the lonely guys on couch ending) and in slow motion.

 

[Graphics Horse]

Guys wait.

It's an apple

They're eating an apple!

 

[Azure Dream]

This calls for a Sexy Party!

I like how they make fun of their own product at the end of one of the trailers, with the two despondent guys trying to play and giving up.

 

[Xater]

This trailer was hilarious. Will be pretty hard to top it this year.

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3mK6dphBYE

 

[divisionbyzorro]

Looking forward to the Giant Bomb Quick Look.

Who else is with me?

 

[Lost Fragment]

Looking forward to the Giant Bomb Quick Look.

Who else is with me?

Oh God.

 

[Ferrio]

I really don't see any point to this silly thing other than a gag gift?

 

[marc^o^]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3mK6dphBYE

Awesome :lol

 

[DisenLedZep]

http://images.play.com/covers/18126986x.jpg

Notice how it's for ages 12 and up...

hahaha oh wow! Wonder what Fox News is going to say about this one.

 

[soultron]

This is brilliant.

Now we need someone to reverse it (starting from the lonely guys on couch ending) and in slow motion.

I'm on it.

Final Cut Pro is open right now and I'm busy upping the ante. I like this junior and his work so far.

 

[J-Rock]

Looking forward to the Giant Bomb Quick Look.

Who else is with me?

Fat guys stripping, spanking each others asses and accidently kissing. Count me in!

 

[Barrett2]

Looking forward to the Giant Bomb Quick Look.

Who else is with me?

Happy Hour could devote an entire hour to this. Think of the possibilities, i know i am.

*breathing heavily*

 

[Henry Cooldown]

WE ARE THE NEW FLESH

 

[Tunavi]

This is brilliant.

Now we need someone to reverse it (starting from the lonely guys on couch ending) and in slow motion.

Thanks, lol I can make a better one in reverse

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

Well everyone has to understand that this is an EU rating and in the EU sex is ok topic at that age.
In school you get sex education at your first year of high school and most kids don't even need info by that time.
In the USA sex is a taboo topic.

 

[Rahxephon91]

Giant Bomb Happy Hour......500 new premium members.

If it has the girl from comic vine then yes!

 

[divisionbyzorro]

Happy Hour could devote an entire hour to this. Think of the possibilities, i know i am.

*breathing heavily*

It just might convince me to sub up...