Uh, I <3 vagina?

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person realizing demi > him said:
Double yewww teee efff? This is the first post I have ever read outside of the "gaming discussion" area and it's about a gay dude who secretly talks to Demi? Fuck if I ever leave the gaming area again... peace.

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Suerte said:
Uh... if I was 100% gay would there be absolutely no movement down there? Cause erm, there was much movement whilst we were making out. So, uh.... bisexual or not? Wait till I'm sober?

TEH CONFUSION.

Is it really that hard to tell? A few good lesbian videos ought to determine something.
 
Suerte said:
So tonight I was out with a couple of friends, one of them, a girl, suddenly starts saying that she loves me, I'm the most amazing guy she has ever met. We start making out, everytime we're alone over the course of the night, we "make out" (as the US folk put it). She says she's going to send me a txt message tomorrow morning to tell me how she really feels, she says she's felt like this for a while and wouldn't care if I was bisexual. Uh... if I was 100% gay would there be absolutely no movement down there? Cause erm, there was much movement whilst we were making out. So, uh.... bisexual or not? Wait till I'm sober?

TEH CONFUSION.
You SUCK at being gay.
 
The thing about being gay and fucking a woman, I'd imagine, is that there is no shame in fucking a woman. Although I realize that there is nothing wrong or gross about being gay, I couldn't help but feel rather strange (shameful, perhaps) if I had sex with a man. I'm sure many other people have these same feelings, even people who are homosexual, and a homosexual having sex with a woman wouldn't create these feelings of shame.
 
NLB2 said:
The thing about being gay and fucking a woman, I'd imagine, is that there is no shame in fucking a woman. Although I realize that there is nothing wrong or gross about being gay, I couldn't help but feel rather strange (shameful, perhaps) if I had sex with a man. I'm sure many other people have these same feelings, even people who are homosexual, and a homosexual having sex with a woman wouldn't create these feelings of shame.
Huh? Is there shame in a lesbian fucking a man?
 
aoi tsuki said:
Huh? Is there shame in a lesbian fucking a man?

To be honest, I'd imagine that her lesbian friends would probably look down on her for sleeping with a guy. On the flip side, I can't picture too many gay guys getting down on a fellow gay for sleeping with a woman. More like, "Eh, what can you do?" type moment.

:: Shrugs :: Then again, my exposure to this lifestyle is limited at best. A few friends of friends, and so on and so forth.
 
See, the thing you have to realize is that drinking doesn't make you do things you wouldn't do at all, it just lets out the things you're thinking of doing but don't. :p

Also, isn't this like the fourth or fifth time you've been tempted by vagina in the last year or so? Stop bein' a halfassed homo!
 
Red Mercury said:
To be honest, I'd imagine that her lesbian friends would probably look down on her for sleeping with a guy. On the flip side, I can't picture too many gay guys getting down on a fellow gay for sleeping with a woman. More like, "Eh, what can you do?" type moment.

:: Shrugs :: Then again, my exposure to this lifestyle is limited at best. A few friends of friends, and so on and so forth.
For a minute, i thought you were speaking as a gay man. :)

If that were true, it'd be my second WTF moment of the week.

NLB2 said:
Bah, you know what I mean.
If you're talking about some wierd double standard, like how it's okay for girls to kiss each other but not guys, then i guess i do. i wish there weren't such standards for society, where the ideal relationship was between a man and a woman of the same ethnicity, same social class, etc. But then again, i guess it would take some of the interest out of lipstick lesbian porn. :/
 
yeah, I'd just like to say, Ive been drunk with alot of guys, and it has never crossed my mind to make out with one of them. So, being drunk doesnt make you do shit you dont want to do.. I usually just not shit over and sleep with ugly chicks/coworkers. I actually have very low standards, but sober stooge forces myself to aim a little higher for fear of ridicule from friends and family.. drunk stooge doesnt care who makes fun of him behind his back for bangin the girl with a 'stache.
 
aoi tsuki said:
For a minute, i thought you were speaking as a gay man. :)

If that were true, it'd be my second WTF moment of the week.

Scary, because ever since I've been broken up with my ex, everyone seems to think I am gay now. It wasn't that bad of a break up. :D
 
meh, as it was said, she has every hole a man does and then some.

and if you require the extracurriculars then there are always strap ons, which I think many women secretly want to use on their boyfriends anyway.
 
Matlock said:
See, the thing you have to realize is that drinking doesn't make you do things you wouldn't do at all, it just lets out the things you're thinking of doing but don't.

Best thing I've read in this whole thread. :lol so true.
 
It would be so funny if he bangs her and she winds up being brutal in bed. I would maybe ask for references first. I mean if you are gonna try it out and actually base an opinion on it then I really hope you get someone that knows how to work it.
 
Truelize said:
It would be so funny if he bangs her and she winds up being brutal in bed. I would maybe ask for references first. I mean if you are gonna try it out and actually base an opinion on it then I really hope you get someone that knows how to work it.
It would be funnier if Suerte was a straight guy and was talking about a guy flirting with him. i don't think there'd be a "WTF" big enough for the thread.
 
I blame Ricky Lake, you probably had gotten confused. You watched a episode of her show and it convinced you that you were gay, and that it was ok(I have no problem with gays).
 
You were just horny. Sorry to be so blunt about it. Many men have gone to greater lengths to get off compared to rubbing against live pussy. Even a straight dude would enjoy rubbing up against another dude if it wasn't for the social stigma.
 
RobotChant said:
You were just horny. Sorry to be so blunt about it. Many men have gone to greater lengths to get off compared to rubbing against live pussy. Even a straight dude would enjoy rubbing up against another dude if it wasn't for the social stigma.

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
 
Suerte said:
So tonight I was out with a couple of friends, one of them, a girl, suddenly starts saying that she loves me, I'm the most amazing guy she has ever met. We start making out, everytime we're alone over the course of the night, we "make out" (as the US folk put it). She says she's going to send me a txt message tomorrow morning to tell me how she really feels, she says she's felt like this for a while and wouldn't care if I was bisexual. Uh... if I was 100% gay would there be absolutely no movement down there? Cause erm, there was much movement whilst we were making out. So, uh.... bisexual or not? Wait till I'm sober?

TEH CONFUSION.

Hit that shit.
 
tetsuoxb said:
Even if I were gay, Id take her for a test drive. You never know...

This makes complete sense from my perspective.

Why, if a hot (Brad Pitt hot) guy friend of mine starting making out with me and I got a woody from it then I'd definately see what was up, regardless of my overpowering heterosexuality.
 
:lol @ thread.

I reckon you should fuck her. It should be fun cause there's a difference between vagina + anal sex. You'll love the glide.
 
why not do her up the bum?


As for preferences, it could just be a simple physical reaction. I'm sure most straight guys would still get a hard-on and pleasure if they got a BJ from another guy. Simple physical reaction.
 
This is what happens when u talk about a lot of manly stuff with MrPing1000, like animal lovers and swingers. Look what I have done!
 
Uh... if I was 100% gay would there be absolutely no movement down there?
i'm not sure that's true. i think any sort of stimulation would lead to...err..."effects", as long as you dont find the partner physically and or psychologically repulsive.

Even a straight dude would enjoy rubbing up against another dude if it wasn't for the social stigma.
i'm not sure that's true. may be a hand job while drunk from a pretty guy? i dont know.
 
mrklaw said:
why not do her up the bum?


As for preferences, it could just be a simple physical reaction. I'm sure most straight guys would still get a hard-on and pleasure if they got a BJ from another guy. Simple physical reaction.
I see what you're getting at but no, I wouldn't be able to get it up for a guy to start doing that in the first place. Unless a girl was in view, or I closed my eyes and thought about a girl.
 
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