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[Suairyu]

Well that bacon was well disappointing. Didn't taste nice at all and crisped up in all the wrong places.

Somehow that's a metaphor for my life.

 

[Songbird]

Well that bacon was well disappointing. Didn't taste nice at all and crisped up in all the wrong places.

Somehow that's a metaphor for my life.

You dared to dream, that must count for something!

 

[Suairyu]

Fuckit. I've got a tall glass of ice-cold pepsi and I bought Tomb Raider: Legend in the Steam sale for £1.99

One of my favourite games, that is. Time for a fun weekend.

 

[Cindres]

Woke up well earlier than I wanted, need a fucking cuppa to make it through the shift.

We haven't had a tea discussion in here yet have we? How is this possible?

 

[BGBW]

straight people are terrible

i don't know how you live with yourselves

By reading futa doujin all day everyday.

 

[J Tourettes]

I'm hungover to fuck and dreading the idea of more drink at the meet up later.

 

[BGBW]

I'm hungover to fuck and dreading the idea of more drink at the meet up later.

You could always order water

 

[Kentpaul]

little hungover, Chicago town takeaway pizza for breakfast

 

[Deacan]

I wish I had some bacon, all I've got to contend with is a box of year old weetabix.

 

[Wes]

The Voice or Britain's Got Talent...

Going with the Beeb on this.

 

[daviyoung]

The Voice or Britain's Got Talent...

Going with the Beeb on this.

Why is this an either/or scenario?

 

[BGBW]

Why is this an either/or scenario?

Especially when the answer is "neither".

 

[Wes]

BECAUSE I DEMAND CHOICE. GNAARRRR.

 

[Suairyu]

Britain's Got Talent is just not the same without Simon. He comes back for the final but who cares at that point? We like him because he tells talentless people who have been surrounded by "oh, that was, uh, great!" family members all their life to give up and get a desk job.

 

[Nevasleep]

I think I have a thing for girls who work in chip shops.

 

[Salvadora]

I think I have a thing for girls who work in chip shops.

Fat and rough?

 

[Nevasleep]

Fat and rough?

The one earlier was surprisingly fit, only just started though.

 

[f0rk]

The Voice or Britain's Got Talent...

Going with the Beeb on this.

I'm never going to watch either but I despise The Voice because of how much it cost them, while they lost world leading programming like F1 coverage and Mad Men to Sky.

Also why the fuck is william judging a singing competition.

 

[Little Old Man]

MORE shite talent shows?

'John 34, a plumber from East London is here today to see if he has what it takes to be a national fuckwit. But, life hasn't always been easy for John, who originally was from Romania.'

#sobs# 'I moved here for a better life. But I found out my family were raped recently by Mr Blobby and Noel Edmonds, in a house party which got out of control. Even though this has nothing to do with my ability to sing, I'm going to use it to tug on Simon Cowell's prostate enough that he lets me through in pity. I'll do anything to be a star!'

 

[Suairyu]

What annoys me most was how everyone was slobbering over Susan Boyle's penis, yet I felt like the only one who was aware of the fact she wasn't actually that good of a singer. Good amateur, small-event, maybe. You'd be impressed if your mate could sing like that or something, but you wouldn't pay to see it.

But everyone was all "VOICE OF AN ANGEL" and I just gave up on the mass populace knowing anything about music ever again.

 

[Songbird]

Being given more excuses by 3... There's now no dates for the mast work to end after it being pushed back three times. First repairs, then upgrades, now some arsehole stole copper from them. What's even worse is that the mast that starts covering less than a hundred metres down the road gets me almost 2mbps speeds. Inside and outside my apartment? Less than dial-up. I want out! I just can't afford broadband line rentals and contracts!

 

[Murkas]

Why you gotta talk about talent shows? I was having a good day as well.

 

[Little Old Man]

God damn you Play.com. Order a game that appears to be in stock, yet no dispatch email after a week. Checked my account, and they're waiting for stock

 

[Meadows]

Steam Sales <3

Haven't bought anything yet because I don't want any of the games they put up yesterday, not a big Kayne & Lynch/Tomb Raider fan.

 

[JonathanEx]

The Voice or Britain's Got Talent...

Going with the Beeb on this.

The Voice.

Because I want to see episode 1. They're hyping it so much as something different and new and not X-Factor but I want to see it to be disappointed. To see there's still sob stories, stupid group songs and all the cliches.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Burger King breakfast again \o/

#winning

 

[Songbird]

Burger King breakfast again \o/

#winning

If you're going to get Burger King breakfast at least make it a Big Beefy. I was treated to one recently and I was pleasantly surprised. Burger patty, sausage, bacon, egg, cheese.

fml

 

[Kentpaul]

Cheese and becon sandwich for the win. This is the stuff of greatness right here.

 

[Suairyu]

Went out and bought a jar of Tika Massala. Had some frozen meatballs so put those in. Nice.

 

[Kentpaul]

Went out and bought a jar of Tika Massala. Had some frozen meatballs so put those in. Nice.

I am disappoint. Cook that shit from scratch dude fuck jarred sauce.

 

[Suairyu]

I am disappoint. Cook that shit from scratch dude fuck jarred sauce.

Honestly mate I would - my tika-marinated pork steak sandwich is the best thing ever - but I just cannot be fucked this weekend

 

[Hot Coldman]

Burger King breakfast again \o/

#winning

Seriously, have you left the country? Are you in a different timezone now? Actually you could be experiencing some temporal displacement, seeing as you're using hashtags from a year+ ago

 

[Suairyu]

Breakfast is determined by if it's the first meal of the day for you, not the time!

 

[Mr. Sam]

You're breaking your fast. Clever duck.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Breakfast is determined by if it's the first meal of the day for you, not the time!

Damn straight, duckbro.

Get with the programme, Knuckles.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Breakfast is determined by if it's the first meal of the day for you, not the time!

I just define it by what I eat *shrug*

If it's the first thing I've eaten in the day and it's not cereal/fry-up/toast, I just say I skipped breakfast, hah

 

[Suairyu]

When I worked at the organic burger restaurant at uni, whenever I opened up I'd make myself a double beef with cheese burger cooked medium rare. Was the best way to start the day.

 

[Qasiel]

What's everyone up to tonight? Anyone catching an early night due to the lost hour or are you of a mind to not worry about such things?

 

[Hot Coldman]

What's everyone up to tonight? Anyone catching an early night due to the lost hour or are you of a mind to not worry about such things?

I'm off home tomorrow, so I'm packing up my shit and cleaning my flat so my parents don't think I'm a scruffy bastard. Three weeks holiday, woop woop.

 

[Suairyu]

OH FUCK the lost hour. Almost forgot. Man, if I actually had anything to do with my life I'd be stressing about it.

 

[StealthGoblin]

The lost hour draws my BBQ party closer. I am in favour.

 

[SKINNER!]

I just had kangaroo steak with a side of potato wedges for dinner. It wasn't a very huge portion but it sure did taste good.

 

[Suairyu]

I actually had a kangaroo burger the other day. I couldn't describe the taste but it was tasty.

 

[Gav47]

I just had kangaroo steak with a side of potato wedges for dinner. It wasn't a very huge portion but it sure did taste good.

He one time I had kangaroo it was delicious, it was only roughly the size of a fillet steak but man it was so tender and juicy. I'd love find a butchers that supplies it.

Just spent the last two hours cleaning my PC, everything is cool an quiet now

 

[Salazar]

OH FUCK the lost hour. Almost forgot. Man, if I actually had anything to do with my life I'd be stressing about it.

Hold up. So I should move my clock an hour forward ?

 

[Nevasleep]

Hold up. So I should move my clock an hour forward ?

Only if you want to conform.

 

[Gonky]

Where do you live: Bournemouth
Where are you from: Hastings
Occupation: &#63743;
Sports team of choice: Don't follow sports
Current political party of choice: Labour... sadly
Barm, batch, cob or bun: Bun
Favourite (current) UK TV show: Don't watch TV
Oasis or Blur: Oasis

Sup.

 

[Salazar]

Only if you want to conform.

Bought a ticket for something that starts at 10 tomorrow. I'd feel like a twat, not a rebel, if I missed it.

 

[Suairyu]

Worst case scenario: you arrive an hour early.

 

[SKINNER!]

Worst case scenario: you arrive an hour early.

that's what I did when I used to work on Sundays. I'd rather be early to work and then head out to town for a bit and then come back and start my shift instead of being one hour late and getting in trouble.