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Webmasters slam leaked update
UK:Resistance has become the latest victim of the underground piracy scene as an unreleased update planned for later in the week was spotted circulating on 'warez' newsgroups today, just hours after its completion. The hilarious update, featuring a satirical slant at free tips books, took several minutes of painstaking work to complete. It is unclear how the early release will impact on the effectiveness of the piece.

www.ukresistance.co.uk

 

[Chopin Trusty Balls]

"Funny not found,please try harder later"

 

[bitwise]

i must be one of those people who doesn't "understand" british humor.

 

[Burger]

Try this then:

Bumper week for Microsoft as Japanese Xbox sales rocket
Sales of XBOX hit an all-time high in Japan this week, as the console burst through the 100 installed users barrier. "Breaking through the 100 barrier shows Xbox is beating the Sega Dreamcast to become the clear eleventh choice console in the region" said Microsoft of Japan CEO Kazuhiro Takana.

The lucky buyer of the 100th Japanese Xbox Mr Tetsuya Igaka proudly recieves his Xbox from Microsoft CEO Bill Gates.

The 101st Xbox is sold later the very same day to Mr K Okasan, topping a record-breaking sales week for the format holder in the Asian territory.

 

[rod furlong]

anybody who doesn't find uk:r funny needs to die.

 

[Littleberu]

anybody who doesn't find uk:r funny needs to die.

I'm dying.

 

[Chopin Trusty Balls]

anybody who doesn't find uk:r funny needs to die.

Then i will take you with me! *releases grenade trigger*

 

[Burger]

I'll get my coat.

 

[Sho Nuff]

Geez, next you'll be telling me you don't understand the Fast Show.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

i must be one of those people who doesn't "understand" british humor.

I wouldn't brag about it, it's the best on the planet.

 

[iapetus]

I wouldn't brag about it, it's the best on the planet.

Yup. So funny, it even makes koalas laugh!

 

[DCharlie]

I need to try "Vic Reeves big night out" on some of the Americans out here...

They seem to get everything, but i've a feeling that Big Night Out will just go sailing over everyones heads....

Sho - you up for the challenge!?

"Rocky V doing an electricians course at Wakefield TEC, and if you look round the back... EMF are knicking his BMX."

"Spoilt child throwing jugged hair at toilet duck"

etc etc...

 

[Sho Nuff]

Bring it on!!!

 

[Jonnyram]

"Rocky V doing an electricians course at Wakefield TEC, and if you look round the back... EMF are knicking his BMX."

I actually listened to my Best of EMF CD this week! Err, classic.