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[Clawww]

RPS is the humour equivalent of being friend zoned.

goddamn

 

[F0rneus]

I cannot even tell a lie. I would totally eat those bowls of clam dip. Mmm mmm mmm lickalick~

His one and only post!

 

[clemso]

Thanks for wasting my time OP.

 

[djplaeskool]

RPS is bad at satire.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

ha ha good one

 

[Black Door]

RPS is bad .

.

 

[Whompa]

I laughed harder at that banned post than the original article. Holy crap.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I cannot even tell a lie. I would totally eat those bowls of clam dip. Mmm mmm mmm lickalick~

Now THIS is comedy

 

[Glass Rebel]

I cannot even tell a lie. I would totally eat those bowls of clam dip. Mmm mmm mmm lickalick~

 

[Ferrio]

His one and only post!

It all led up to that.

 

[Avallon]

His one and only post!

 

[Takamura-San]

The user name and the post go so well together.

It went full circle on one post.

 

[MormaPope]

I cannot even tell a lie. I would totally eat those bowls of clam dip. Mmm mmm mmm lickalick~

Your sacrifice redeemed this article, live on clam master, live on.

 

[RockTurtle]

hey at least be glad it wasn't an article on how the females in the game are showing too much skin.

 

[Exotoro]

All hail the clam king.

 

[ShinAmano]

So...never heard of rps...thought this would be actual usf4 news. Left knowing never to bother with rps ever again as this was the least funny thing I have read in years.

 

[El Sloth]

All hail the clam king.

Shame this can't be his tag anymore.

 

[Village]

The thirst is too real.

YEAP.

 

[Ferrio]

Really don't know why he got banned, that is some nice looking clam dip.

 

[DedValve]

To be honest with Capcom nowadays I thought this was real.

Spoiler

I still do

 

[A Pretty Panda]

I looked up clam master on google and this happened

(safe searchff)

 

[Not Spaceghost]

Yo RPS, stop it.

It isn't even April. That's the only time of year bad jokes are funny.

 

[Takamura-San]

Really don't know why he got banned, that is some nice looking clam dip.

It took me a full minute to notice.....

 

[Camp Lo]

Exactly. Boo this man!

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

I cannot even tell a lie. I would totally eat those bowls of clam dip. Mmm mmm mmm lickalick~

Way to go with a BAM!

 

[HardRojo]

Was this supposed to be funny? Were they even trying?

 

[RockTurtle]

jackass00 says:

John, why do you write about games if you hate them so much?

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16/12/2013 at 17:05 Synesthesia says:

Hm, it is a weird post isnt it? The groin bit was fun though. I think.

16/12/2013 at 17:25 John Walker says:

I’m forced to, or the men will shoot my daughter.

So is this like that KOTAKU thing where they have a bunch of subjects/articles to make, they assign them to different authors at random to fill some quota for the day?

tic-tac-toe for game journalism?

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Groins: Ever more groins.

Ever

Wow you suck even more, guy.

 

[Teknopathetic]

The article sucks, but using ever in that context is perfectly acceptable. It's not a typo.

 

[Kade]

Is this the writer of the UK Office?

 

[Metallix87]

All hail the clam king.

I'm dying here! Hilarious!

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

WTF

 

[Rickenslacker]

I cannot even tell a lie. I would totally eat those bowls of clam dip. Mmm mmm mmm lickalick~

Righteous sacrifice.

 

[Exotoro]

I looked up clam master on google and this happened

(safe searchff)

ALL HAIL THE CLAM KING

 

[fwpx]

I cannot even tell a lie. I would totally eat those bowls of clam dip. Mmm mmm mmm lickalick~

what

 

[Mockingbird]

wtf is this?

 

[LordJim]

Even when I expect nothing from RPS, I still end up disappointed.

 

[Busaiku]

What is going on.

 

[-tetsuo-]

RPS pls

 

[Dr. Kaos]

The fuck is this? This isn't april's fools.

 

[Noisepurge]

i was already hopeful "oh new systems, PS4 announcement finally!" and was greatly disappointed

 

[Silky]

I cannot even tell a lie. I would totally eat those bowls of clam dip. Mmm mmm mmm lickalick~

Dude!

DECEASED

 

[El Sloth]

What is going on.

The Clam King appeared to claim his rightful throne.

 

[wastedyears]

RPS, leave the jokes to someone else.

Yep.

 

[Slappers Only]

Since when is Subway Sideboob a playable character?

Found my primary.

 

[Mechanized]

 

[Takamura-San]

The Clam King appeared to claim his rightful throne.

I wish my name was The Clam King...

 

[dark_prinny]

 

[ArjanN]

At least the clam king redeemed this thread. RIP.

Oh, and for shame RPS. You're better than this.

 

[liquidtmd]

Hail the Clam King!!!