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[Emperor Bohe]

I cannot even tell a lie. I would totally eat those bowls of clam dip. Mmm mmm mmm lickalick~

hahahahahaha, i'm dead.

 

[robotzombie]

Is this RPS's mission statement?

 

[Triple Da G.O.D!]

I cannot even tell a lie. I would totally eat those bowls of clam dip. Mmm mmm mmm lickalick~

ULTRA COMBO FINISH!!!

Home planet. I'll holla at y'all!

 

[Nyoro SF]

Man that line is so gross I can't even bring myself to quote it. lol

 

[Pinko Marx]

what

hes saying he would like to perform cunnilingus on those ladies.

 

[Sentenza]

That's trying way too hard
...
and completely failing at it.

That's John Walker for you.

 

[Wynnebeck]

Goodnight, Sweet Clam Prince.

 

[liquidtmd]

hes saying he would like to perform cunnilingus on those ladies.

Dude!

 

[Raticus79]

Wonder how many one-shot bans there have been over the years? (legit posts, not for spam links or something)

That would be a tag-worthy ban if such a thing was possible. Like a RIP line on a tombstone.

On-topic, this really is some bad output for RPS. Better luck next time.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Totally threadworthy

Thread lightly.

 

[Silky]

hes saying he would like to perform cunnilingus on those ladies.

 

[KHlover]

Dear god, why is every female in SF on Roids?

 

[def sim]

Obviously salty because PC ppl have to wait on Ultra

Wait, what?

 

[ghostface pizzakid]

wow what?

 

[Riposte]

RPS is and has always been a crappy site

 

[Silky]

Wait, what?

Yeah, PC ver. comes out in August

 

[Uthred]

Dear god, why is every female in SF on Roids?

Hardly unique to the female cast members, its always been the art style and it was amped up for SFIV

 

[def sim]

Yeah, PC ver. comes out in August

Oh, it's an over the summer release. Bummer, but I can deal with that.

 

[Hyperborean]

Playing Street Fighter on a PC is just wrong.

 

[Metal Gear?!]

Dear god, why is every female in SF on Roids?

How dare Capcom make a fighting game where the women have actual muscle definition? Really?

Are they there to look powerful or are they there to look pretty like fashion models?

 

[Dereck]

Dear god, why is every female in SF on Roids?

This is kind of exaggerating.

 

[Kincaido]

Ok

 

[Sentenza]

Playing Street Fighter on a PC is just wrong.

Says who?

 

[RockTurtle]

Dear god, why is every female in SF on Roids?

have you actually seen the game in motion?

 

[Rickenslacker]

Playing Street Fighter on a PC is just wrong.

The arcade cabs are PCs, so if anything it's the most authentic way to play.

 

[Pinko Marx]

Dear god, why is every female in SF on Roids?

There's always poison :3

 

[Clawww]

Playing Street Fighter on a PC is just wrong.

Unless you play exclusively in arcades, shut up.

 

[destx]

Playing Street Fighter on a PC is just wrong.

It's the best way to play actually. It looks great and you can use any input device.

Dear god, why is every female in SF on Roids?

WOW WHY ARE THESE MARTIAL ARTISTS SO DAMN MUSCULAR

holy shit this thread

 

[Emperor Bohe]

Playing Street Fighter on a PC is just wrong.

what the fuck?

 

[RedAssedApe]

wow...least funny attempt at humor i've seen for some time...

 

[Senor Kami]

We gotta stop using this to forgive shit quality comedy that even a 3rd grader would roll their eyes at when they unwrapped the Laffy Taffy to read it.

 

[jaxword]

Dear god, why is every female in SF on Roids?

Come on, dude.

This is a woman who abuses steroids:

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/1238/musclewomanvr3.jpg

The SF women are just bodies in good shape, that's not even that muscular.

 

[Askherserenity]

The fuck is this

 

[dark_prinny]

Guess what the original arcade hardware for SF4 is?

Spoiler

A fixed-spec Windows PC.

I didn't know that.

 

[thesolidshark]

I thought at one point RPS would've been a site to keep up with regularly. This article has disspelled that notion.

I cannot even tell a lie. I would totally eat those bowls of clam dip. Mmm mmm mmm lickalick~

Talk about taking one for the team

Spoiler

providing humor for a humorless-based thread

 

[SapientWolf]

*reads title*

Oh wow, RPS is getting a thread for doing actual games journalism for a change.

*reads thread*

 

[MrDaravon]

This thread exceeded my expectations pretty quickly.

Also what the fuck RPS, I expect better from you.

 

[Astarte]

RPS wasn't funny, but thank you based clam king.

 

[Village]

Dear god, why is every female in SF on Roids?

Women in fighting games have muscles.

Oh lord call the police.

 

[SDBurton]

I cannot even tell a lie. I would totally eat those bowls of clam dip. Mmm mmm mmm lickalick~

I was about to say this thread was pointless but my god did this get me. What the hell man. :lol

 

[vg260]

Is this supposed to be funny? :/

It's supposed to be.