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[warabi-mochi]

Props to the forum for not saying Jennifer Garner. I've seen her on these kind of lists before, and that's just wrong. You saved me a good deal of anger.

I'm sure now that you've reminded them of her, someone will add her to the list.

 

[Fifty]

That's ok. Because I now know that they'd say it only to piss me off, and that wouldn't work.


I will add votes for modern-day Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, and Julia Stiles.

 

[Dreamfixx]

Jen Garner is weird-looking in the face, but its more of a unique weird than "ugly" weird.

 

[MrPing1000]

Jennifer Garner

 

[Claus]

That's ok. Because I now know that they'd say it only to piss me off, and that wouldn't work.


I will add votes for modern-day Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, and Julia Stiles.

Sometimes she looks really hot and other times she doesn't.

 

[Kabuki Waq]

Morgan Webb- If not for the boobs she would look like a caveman.

Rachel Perry .....i saw her many times in person when she was at much. not exactly ugly but far from hot

 

[jecclr2003]

Here's two to add to the pool

The previously mentioned Morgan Webb... I just dont get her appeal

And the MAJOR topper for me.. Kirsten Dunst or however you spell that trolls name.

Shes quite possibly the UGLIEST Hollywood chick to ever grace the big screen. Quite possibly the worst choice for Mary Jane as well.....

 

[dog$]

Renee Zellweger.

 

[Kabuki Waq]

Yea Kristen Dunst HAs a crackwhore face.

speaking of Crackwhore what about KATE MOSS!

 

[FoneBone]

Drew Barrymore
Lindsay Lohan (well, in most pictures I've seen of her)
Renee Zellweger

 

[Fifty]

Jennifer Garner

I expected better, Ping.

 

[Matrix]

Julia Stiles is nastyyyyyyyyyy.

 

[w0o]

i agree with most of the ones already mentioned except natalie portman who she is a goddess to me.
also add:
alyson hannigan
mena suvari
milla jovovich
rebecca romijn
anna kournikova

 

[pixelated]

pretty much all of the above including alison hannigan except portman and jolie

 

[effzee]

how are natalie portman and jennifer lopez on this list? fo shame...

 

[Red Dolphin]

Props to the forum for not saying Jennifer Garner. I've seen her on these kind of lists before, and that's just wrong. You saved me a good deal of anger.

Ok I'm not posting this to piss you off but I had the definate intention of posting her! Not because I think she's ugly... just extremely overrated and merely "everyday to me. Actually I've seen a lot better girls in everyday life. She comes across to me as "tryhard sexy". Even with all the makeup on in the world she still looks pretty average to me. I DO think she has a nice smile though. But otherwise a very plain face and her ears stick out a bit ;-P

Anyway I have two lists:

UGLY (are you nuts?!):

Pink
Sara Jessica Parker
Cameron Diaz
Olsen Twins
Williams sisters


Overrated (not bad but theres much better around):

Jennifer Garner
Paris Hilton (almost made ugly list. She looks much better with longer hair. Short hair + square head = yuk)

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I have to say I'd fine Gwen Stefani much more appealing if she had something in the way of boobs. Like just SOMETHING. She has quite a nice face but she just has a kid's body!

 

[SA-X]

Jennifer Lopez

Uh...ka...ja...ba...ta...wha? YOU SIR ARE INSANE.

 

[Gribbix]

Its not like I said she was ugly. I just never found her to be as attractive as many others make her out to be.

 

[Prince of Space]

LINDSAY LOHAN! Someone clue me in on the obsession here. Is it the boobs? Cos there ARE hotter girls out there with boobs just as good - heck, better!

And all of you saying Uma Thurman - WTF? You call this unattractive?

She's like a modern-day Lauren Bacall!


Anyway, on topic here:
Paris Hilton
Cameron Diaz
Renee Zellweger
Jennifer Garner

 

[fart]

ATTACK, INTERNET MALE!

 

[TAJ]

I mostly agree, with some exceptions being:

Natalie Portman
Rebecca Romijn

Pink is especially heinous-looking. She has the face of a pig, and a man's body.
I'd like to add Pam Anderson-Lee. She's considered the hottest chick out there by many, but I think she looks like a post-op transsexual. I heard when Tommy Lee first saw her in Mexico, he thought she was a man... and he married her. I'm not sure what that says about him.

Oh, and I've said this before, but I think Paris Hilton looks like the Chicken Lady on Kids In The Hall.

 

[MrPing1000]

I expected better, Ping.

ok Jennifer Garner and your mum HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

 

[TAJ]

>>>And all of you saying Uma Thurman - WTF? You call this unattractive?<<<

Sorry, dude. She suffers from man-face, though not nearly as badly as Jennifer Garner.

 

[etiolate]

Olsen Twins and the Hilton sisters.

They don't have pretty faces and they don't have curves.

 

[karasu]

I dont think Uma has a Man Face, and I don't think she's ugly. She just looks like a Spy Vs Spy character. And in that black and white pic she looks like a tranny, and she has really saggy boobs. Lauren Bacall my left nut.

notice the lack of facial extremeties.

 

[TAJ]

"I dont think Uma has a Man Face"<----->"And in that black and white pic she looks like a tranny"

How do you reconcile these two statements? /\/\/\/\/\/\

 

[karasu]

Manface isn't typically trannyface. If it is, pretend I didn't say it.

 

[MrPing1000]

Janet Jackson. She can be hot just look at the scream video... but at other times she looks too much like her brother

 

[john tv]

Kirsten Dunst

 

[Lucky Forward]

I've never understood Julia Roberts entire career. She's got a skinny body with no curves, and her mouth is so big it's scary. I don't know how she ever became a leading lady; she always struck me as more of a gawky sidekick character.

There's a scene in Ocean's 11 where she walking down these stairs in the casino, and one of the casino workers gushes, "Here comes the best part of my day!" I was like, "Dude, you're in a city full of showgirls, you can ogle something better than that."

 

[Suerte]

Jennifer Garner, only if her ears are showing though.

 

[Matt]

I've never understood Julia Roberts entire career. She's got a skinny body with no curves, and her mouth is so big it's scary. I don't know how she ever became a leading lady; she always struck me as more of a gawky sidekick character.

There's a scene in Ocean's 11 where she walking down these stairs in the casino, and one of the casino workers gushes, "Here comes the best part of my day!" I was like, "Dude, you're in a city full of showgirls, you can ogle something better than that."

Women think she’s beautiful, that’s why. They have different (i.e. WRONG) opinions.`

 

[way more]

I think we've hit on something with Uma Thurman.

 

[=W=]

With the exception of Pink, I would have copious amounts of sex with every (legal) woman mentioned in this thread.

 

[COCKLES]

There's a big difference between someone whose attractive and someone whose sexy. The two don't have to together.

Prime example: Claudia Schiffer - fantastically attractive woman. Beautiful. But I don't find her remotely sexy.

 

[NLB2]

Jennifer Anniston (looks liek lou ferrigno)

WTF?

 

[Dreamfixx]

How could I forget Morgan Webb?!?! That bitch has the shoulders of a line-backer. And she got a bad case of Skeletor face.

 

[NLB2]

Maria Shriver

 

[DJ_Tet]

I've never understood Julia Roberts entire career. She's got a skinny body with no curves, and her mouth is so big it's scary. I don't know how she ever became a leading lady; she always struck me as more of a gawky sidekick character.

There's a scene in Ocean's 11 where she walking down these stairs in the casino, and one of the casino workers gushes, "Here comes the best part of my day!" I was like, "Dude, you're in a city full of showgirls, you can ogle something better than that."

I agree, and it goes DOUBLE for anyone who knew who ERIC Roberts was before Julia ever became famous. She looks like an emaciated version of her brother, and while she has her moments (like everyone in this thread), for the most part she's quite average with a huge mouth.

BTW, a huge mouth with no lips, go figure. I agree that women probably think she's attractive, but that's in a "she's so pretty, and I'm almost as pretty as her" kind of way. It's self propping.

Shame on all who said Drew Barrymore. Those lips and hips are to die for

 

[Squeak]

Just ermm...disgusting. Foul...yeah.

No, just utterly devoid of character or personality, your eyes just kind of slide of her face.
George Lucas couldn’t have made a worse choice for female lead in the new trilogy, but then almost all the actors in those movies fit the above description.

 

[Mama Smurf]

No, just utterly devoid of character or personality, your eyes just kind of slide of her face.
George Lucas couldn’t have made a worse choice for female lead in the new trilogy, but then almost all the actors in those movies fit the above description.

Slide off her face? What the hell are you on about?

I'm no huge Star Wars fan, but I've always thought Natalie Portman one of the only good things about the prequels. Both of which have sucked in almost every other respect.

 

[Fifty]

HER EYES ARE SLIDING OFF HER FACE. :O

 

[Squeak]

She’s no Carrie Fisher, that’s for sure.

Here is what Christopher Bahn wrote at MSNBC:
"Clear out the dead wood
While you’re at it get rid of Natalie Portman, who as Queen Amidala has all the regal presence of a mallrat shopping at her local Fashion Bug."
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4980465/

 

[Mama Smurf]

No one in the prequels is as good as in the original trilogy. Not one person. She's just the best of the not very great, and I'd probably judge her as "fine". Nothing more, but that's ok.