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[Smiles and Cries]

J-20 is a good guess... I would also say a helicopter copy of the one that crashed getting Osama, China was allowed to send people to see the crashed helicopter

 

[Technosteve]

Yeah, I probably passed by that guy a thousand times on campus and never imagined the great heights (of hair) he would eventually rise to.

That's right, folks. I went to college with Ancient Aliens guy.

Stealth Acient Alien Theory Brag thread

 

[Sealda]

J-20 is a good guess... I would also say a helicopter copy of the one that crashed getting Osama, China was allowed to send people to see the crashed helicopter

Are you out of your mind? Just because, they got to see 1/8th of crashed helicopter does not mean they can reproduce and build it from scratch within half a year...

First of all, to even reverse engineer a helicopter would need like 2-4 years plus the whole damn helicopter to start with.

Second. Even if its a crappy J-7 or whatnot the military would probably not spoil the beans to the public until they investigated everything.

It might be a J-20 but its probably not a J-20.

I would say this:

40 % Normal Chinese Air force airplane
20 % Prototype airplane (such as J20)
30 % Civilian airplane
10 % Foreign military airplane (This is what i hope for, would be exciting)

Unless its a normal mil. or a civilian airplane, there is a extremely small chance the chinese gov. would ever tell us anything more than cover ups.

 

[Escape Goat]

Are you out of your mind? Just because, they got to see 1/8th of crashed helicopter does not mean they can reproduce and build it from scratch within half a year....

Is such a thing even possible?

 

[SouthernDragon]

Is such a thing even possible?

Yes it is!

 

[Insane Metal]

He's a Kazon

Damn, case closed.

LoL

 

[Medalion]

Clearly the Kazon found the Caretaker's array, and slingshot themselves across the quadrant and is trying to warn us about the Ocampan threat

 

[CF_Fighter]

First three responses were what I came in hoping for, and I got them. Bravo. /Thread

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

Can't wait to see Giorgio on South Park tomorrow.

 

[CF_Fighter]

Can't wait to see Giorgio on South Park tomorrow.

It will be glorious, much like his hair

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

What the?

He used to be a body building promoter.

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

Nobody knows.



I have a feeling that the Air Superiority / SEAD craft will continue to be manned (with the option of remote piloting maybe?), and everything else will switch to fully unmanned. The logic is that if you're expecting to be in contested airspace, you're far more likely to be exposed to electronic warfare stuff which could cut you off from the place you're receiving piloting instructions.

Any ideas on what is finally going to replace the BUFF? I'm still amazed we use the thing at times.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

At least he calls Holllow Earth "utter nonsense."

 

[Zzoram]

Ok... what's with his hair?

He's a Centauri?

 

[I H8 Memes]

We need a mockup of what he will look like 20 years from now.

 

[alphaNoid]

J-20 is a good guess... I would also say a helicopter copy of the one that crashed getting Osama, China was allowed to send people to see the crashed helicopter

Most naive post I've seen on the internet in years :lol

 

[_Xenon_]

do you?

And that's in 1962 when our military was dirty poor. Of course your spy planes have been improved over these 50 years. So have our missiles.

 

[speculawyer]

Funny that it was uploaded by "RonPaulVoter2012".

That is such a great touch. It just perfects it.

 

[LuCkymoON]

Ancient Astronaut Theory.

I believe he is credited as a producer on that show as well.

 

[speculawyer]

Thread ruined by constant posting of same gif

This thread was saved by turning into a Giorgio A. Tsoukalos thread.

Tsouk my Breath Away

 

[Box of Bunnies]

He's very slowly transforming into a Super Saiyan. Expect his hair to be gold in the next panel.

 

[LQX]

And that's in 1962 when our military was dirty poor. Of course your spy planes have been improved over these 50 years. So have our missiles.

Xenon do you post from China?

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

This thread was saved by turning into a Giorgio A. Tsoukalos thread.

Tsouk my Breath Away

Tsouk said he loves that people dress up as him for Halloween and that he is an internet meme, because as he puts he's "just a normal guy." And any brah that says brah is amazing in my book.

 

[_Xenon_]

Xenon do you post from China?

No.

But if you are concerned that I would be in trouble by posting this if I were in China, you'd better lay off your western media propaganda pipe because pictures like this is all over the net (including Chinese net).

Here's the link: http://mil.huanqiu.com/History/2009-11/629208.html

 

[iceatcs]

He's very slowly transforming into a Super Saiyan. Expect his hair to be gold in the next panel.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Wow. Best three posts ever.

 

[RustyO]

This guy was into aliens way before Giorgio:

Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?
You lose your keys, it's aliens.
A picture falls off the wall, it's aliens.
That time we used up a whole bog roll in a day, you thought that was aliens, as well.

 

[Dai101]

Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?
You lose your keys, it's aliens.
A picture falls off the wall, it's aliens.
That time we used up a whole bog roll in a day, you thought that was aliens, as well.

 

[Forkball]

This thread was derailed hard.

 

[Medalion]

This thread was derailed hard.

Aliens did it

 

[tfur]

And that's in 1962 when our military was dirty poor. Of course your spy planes have been improved over these 50 years. So have our missiles.

What's do the Chinese think about the fact that those pilots were Chinese American?

 

[_Xenon_]

What's do the Chinese think about the fact that those pilots were Chinese American?

Traitors? American spies? Stupid asses who underestimated our missiles?

 

[Dai101]

Traitors? American spies? Stupid asses who underestimated our missiles?

Maybe ALIENS?

 

[SiteSeer]

What's do the Chinese think about the fact that those pilots were Chinese American?

'thanks for bringing all this advance tech back with you, next time get an sr 71' i kid, i kid.

 

[Medalion]

So did we ever figure out what that unidentified craft was?

 

[tfur]

Traitors? American spies? Stupid asses who underestimated our missiles?

Why do you think they used Chinese Americans to pilot these planes? Also, I noticed you say "our missiles"... Are you Russian?

Its been quite a while since China shot anything down, do you think this is a spy plane they downed?

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

last time an american spy plane went down it was all over the news. it's probably one of their own prototypes.

 

[coldvein]

He's a Kazon

holy SHIT i just totally lost it. tears. somebody add that kazon thingy to the end of his progression pictures.

 

[_Xenon_]

Why do you think they used Chinese Americans to pilot these planes? Also, I noticed you say "our missiles"... Are you Russian?

Its been quite a while since China shot anything down, do you think this is a spy plane they downed?

First it's not some Chinese American, it's ROC soldiers. During the civil war tons of soldiers were killed so a couple of more killed in 1960 didn't mean anything (in fact, only 3 pilots were killed). And technically speaking we (PRC and ROC) are still in a civil war.

Second, in 1960 those Russians have already pulled out. You think what, they helped us all the way until 1972 when Nixon visited us? No, they have ditched us in 1959 and during 60-70 they almost decided to invade us (we stopped it by doing unclear tests around the border). So yes, those missiles were designed and manufactured in China.

Back on topic. It's most likely some rich dude's private plane, but I'd say I won't be surprised if it turns out to be a global hawk. If this plane is really some of ours then you wouldn't even know there's a crash, let alone let the state run media to publish it.

 

[Medalion]

holy SHIT i just totally lost it. tears. somebody add that kazon thingy to the end of his progression pictures.

 

[Waaghals]

Hahahaa, what the fuck is this man trying to achieve with his hair?!

He's reaching for the sky!

(sorry).

 

[Bisnic]

 

[Dark Knyght]

Lmao, from left to right between his complexion and his hair, it looks like there's an invisible explosion.

 

[Cow Mengde]

Hahahaa, what the fuck is this man trying to achieve with his hair?!

Super Saiyan

 

[LiquidMetal14]

LKOLOLOL this thread and responses

 

[Flare]

Fixed for authenticity.

 

[DoomGyver]

Not aliens.

 

[Phoenix]

You guys probably don't know how many U-2s have been shot down in China all these years.

About a handful, which is pretty good considering the flight path they were taking.

 

[speculawyer]

 

[-GOUKI-]

LMFAO