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US Gov keeps giving me $4 million...
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boutrosinit
Street Fighter IV World Champion
Mister Zimbu said:
I-pods are crappy. I-River/Archos are far superior.
Shogmaster
Member
Ryck said:
Huh? The thread STARTED OUT Ker-azy! LOL
I owed again this year, and here's someone who keeps getting $4M refund checks! :lol
... I've always been good to you. Please, just send a car to my house. Then I could drive to wherever we have the GAF plane ready. I want peanuts on the way there though, and a window seat. And have the movie be 101 Dalmations. Not the shitty one, the good one. And peanuts! 
PEANUTS!
PEANUTS!
DEAR SIR,
COMPLIMENTS OF THE NEW MILLENIUM. GRACE AND PEACE ANDLOVE FROM THIS PART OF THE OT TO YOU. I HOPE MY LETTER DOES NOT CAUSE YOU TOO MUCH EMBARRASSMENT AS I WRITE TO YOU IN GOOD FAITH. BASED ON THECONTACT ADDRESS GIVEN TO ME BY A FRIEND WHO WORKS AS A MODERATOR ON GAF. PLEASE EXCUSE MY INTRUSION INTO YOUR PRIVATE LIFE.
I AM GOREOMEDY, MEMBER IN GOOD STANDING OF GAF. I HAVE BEEN IN RECEIT OF A CHEQUE FROM THE US GOVERNMENT(US) IN REGARDS OF TAX PAYMENTS. BASED ONTHIS THEREFORE, I AM IN NEED OF A FOREIGN PARTNER WHOCAN WORK WITH US AS TO MOVE OUT THE TOTAL SUM OF US$3,950,140.00 ( FOUR MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ), PRESENTLY IN MY POSSESSION. THISMONEY WAS OF COURSE, ACQUIRED BY MISTER GOREOMEDY AND IS NOW KEPT SECRETLYBY THE GAF. THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT HAS ALREADY FROZEN ALL THE PAYPAL ACCOUNTSOF THE GAF IN SWITZERLAND, AND SOME OTHER COUNTRIES WOULD SOON FOLLOWTO DO THE SAME. THIS BID BY SOME GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS TO DEAL WITH TEHGAF HAS MADE IT NECESSARY THAT WE SEEK YOUR ASSISITANCE IN RECEIVING THIS MONEY AND IN INVESTING IT ON BEHALF OF THE OT.
THIS MUST BE A JOINT VENTURE TRANSACTION AND WE MUSTALL WORK TOGETHER. SINCE THIS MONEY IS STILL CASH, EXTRA SECURITYMEASURES HAVE BEEN TAKEN TO PROTECT IT FROM THEFT OR SEIZURE, PENDING WHENAGREEMENT IS REACHED ON WHEN AND HOW TO MOVE IT INTO ANY OF YOUR NOMINATEDBANK ACCOUNTS. I HAVE PERSONALLY WORKED OUT ALL MODALITIES FOR THE PEACEFULCONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION. THE TRANSACTION DEFINITELY WOULD BE HANDLEDIN PHASES AND THE FIRST PHASE WILL INVOLVE THE MOVING OF US$1,000,000.00( ONE MEELLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ). MY CLIENTS ARE WILLING TOGIVE YOU A REASONABLE PERCENTAGE OF THIS MONEY OR A POSITION ON THE GAF ISLAND AS SOON AS THE TRANSACTIONIS CONCLUDED. I WILL, HOWEVER, BASED ON THE GROUNDS THAT YOU ARE WILLINGTO WORK WITH US AND ALSO ALL CONTENTIOUS ISSUES DISCUSSED BEFORE THE COMMENCEMENTOF THIS TRANSACTION. YOU MAY ALSO DISCUSS YOUR PERCENTAGE BEFORE WE STARTTO WORK. AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM YOU, I
WILL GIVE YOU ALL NECESSARY DETAILS AS TO HOW WE INTENDTO CARRY OUT THE WHOLE TRANSACTION. PLEASE, DO NOT ENTERTAIN ANY FEARS,AS ALL NECESSARY MODALITIES ARE IN PLACE, AND I ASSURE YOU OF ALL SUCCESSAND SAFETY IN THIS TRANSACTION.
PLEASE, THIS TRANSACTION REQUIRES ABSOLUTE CONFIDENTIALITYAND YOU WOULD BE EXPECTED TO TREAT IT AS SUCH UNTIL WE HAVE OUR OWN ISLAND STATE WITH BLACKJACK, HOOKERS AND A SECRET VOLCANO BASE.
PLEASE, YOU WILL ALSO IGNORE THIS LETTER AND RESPECT OURTRUST IN YOU BY NOT EXPOSING THIS TRANSACTION, EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED.
YOU CAN CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY ON TEL/FAX NUMBER 555 1333 OR E-MAIL ADDRESS: GOREOMEDY@TEHGAF.COM .
I LOOK FORWARDS TO WORKING WITH YOU AND PRAY THAT THEYEAR 2005 WILL BRING US ALL BOUNTIFUL HARVEST.
THANK YOU.
TRULY YOURS,
GOREOMEDY
COMPLIMENTS OF THE NEW MILLENIUM. GRACE AND PEACE ANDLOVE FROM THIS PART OF THE OT TO YOU. I HOPE MY LETTER DOES NOT CAUSE YOU TOO MUCH EMBARRASSMENT AS I WRITE TO YOU IN GOOD FAITH. BASED ON THECONTACT ADDRESS GIVEN TO ME BY A FRIEND WHO WORKS AS A MODERATOR ON GAF. PLEASE EXCUSE MY INTRUSION INTO YOUR PRIVATE LIFE.
I AM GOREOMEDY, MEMBER IN GOOD STANDING OF GAF. I HAVE BEEN IN RECEIT OF A CHEQUE FROM THE US GOVERNMENT(US) IN REGARDS OF TAX PAYMENTS. BASED ONTHIS THEREFORE, I AM IN NEED OF A FOREIGN PARTNER WHOCAN WORK WITH US AS TO MOVE OUT THE TOTAL SUM OF US$3,950,140.00 ( FOUR MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ), PRESENTLY IN MY POSSESSION. THISMONEY WAS OF COURSE, ACQUIRED BY MISTER GOREOMEDY AND IS NOW KEPT SECRETLYBY THE GAF. THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT HAS ALREADY FROZEN ALL THE PAYPAL ACCOUNTSOF THE GAF IN SWITZERLAND, AND SOME OTHER COUNTRIES WOULD SOON FOLLOWTO DO THE SAME. THIS BID BY SOME GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS TO DEAL WITH TEHGAF HAS MADE IT NECESSARY THAT WE SEEK YOUR ASSISITANCE IN RECEIVING THIS MONEY AND IN INVESTING IT ON BEHALF OF THE OT.
THIS MUST BE A JOINT VENTURE TRANSACTION AND WE MUSTALL WORK TOGETHER. SINCE THIS MONEY IS STILL CASH, EXTRA SECURITYMEASURES HAVE BEEN TAKEN TO PROTECT IT FROM THEFT OR SEIZURE, PENDING WHENAGREEMENT IS REACHED ON WHEN AND HOW TO MOVE IT INTO ANY OF YOUR NOMINATEDBANK ACCOUNTS. I HAVE PERSONALLY WORKED OUT ALL MODALITIES FOR THE PEACEFULCONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION. THE TRANSACTION DEFINITELY WOULD BE HANDLEDIN PHASES AND THE FIRST PHASE WILL INVOLVE THE MOVING OF US$1,000,000.00( ONE MEELLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ). MY CLIENTS ARE WILLING TOGIVE YOU A REASONABLE PERCENTAGE OF THIS MONEY OR A POSITION ON THE GAF ISLAND AS SOON AS THE TRANSACTIONIS CONCLUDED. I WILL, HOWEVER, BASED ON THE GROUNDS THAT YOU ARE WILLINGTO WORK WITH US AND ALSO ALL CONTENTIOUS ISSUES DISCUSSED BEFORE THE COMMENCEMENTOF THIS TRANSACTION. YOU MAY ALSO DISCUSS YOUR PERCENTAGE BEFORE WE STARTTO WORK. AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM YOU, I
WILL GIVE YOU ALL NECESSARY DETAILS AS TO HOW WE INTENDTO CARRY OUT THE WHOLE TRANSACTION. PLEASE, DO NOT ENTERTAIN ANY FEARS,AS ALL NECESSARY MODALITIES ARE IN PLACE, AND I ASSURE YOU OF ALL SUCCESSAND SAFETY IN THIS TRANSACTION.
PLEASE, THIS TRANSACTION REQUIRES ABSOLUTE CONFIDENTIALITYAND YOU WOULD BE EXPECTED TO TREAT IT AS SUCH UNTIL WE HAVE OUR OWN ISLAND STATE WITH BLACKJACK, HOOKERS AND A SECRET VOLCANO BASE.
PLEASE, YOU WILL ALSO IGNORE THIS LETTER AND RESPECT OURTRUST IN YOU BY NOT EXPOSING THIS TRANSACTION, EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED.
YOU CAN CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY ON TEL/FAX NUMBER 555 1333 OR E-MAIL ADDRESS: GOREOMEDY@TEHGAF.COM .
I LOOK FORWARDS TO WORKING WITH YOU AND PRAY THAT THEYEAR 2005 WILL BRING US ALL BOUNTIFUL HARVEST.
THANK YOU.
TRULY YOURS,
GOREOMEDY
Heh... if I could concoct a good enough cover story (i.e: the idea of having this cheque around and having it go missing scared me to death), I'd consider depositing it into a bank account. Even at 1%, that's over $100 in interest/day.
EDIT: And of course, if you were (very very very) brave and didn't have anything to leave behind, cashing it the heck out and leaving the country before anyone knew what was going on would be a serious consideration
EDIT: And of course, if you were (very very very) brave and didn't have anything to leave behind, cashing it the heck out and leaving the country before anyone knew what was going on would be a serious consideration
Cerebral Palsy
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Cash it and move to Europe.
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Deleted member 1235
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bank the money, transfer the money to another bank and then withdraw all of it and put it in one of those safety deposit places and dispute it for ages.
boutrosinit
Street Fighter IV World Champion
He's Northern (i.e., Scouse or Geordie) and thus a thief by default. Best not trust him.
boutrosinit
Street Fighter IV World Champion
Peterborough eh. I know some good lads from down that way. Poor fuckers have to live there to make their magazine. They say it's a bit 'quiet'.
robertsan21
Member
Geromedy
For a measly 100 000 USD i can school you on how to get chicks!
why spend it on hookers when you can have Pure unspoiled girls from sweden or any other country for that matter.
its not safe to sleep with girls that have sex with truck drivers and get paid for it!
this is what you would save money on if you go with my deal
1. you will save yourself from aids
2. save some money on regular visits to the hospital for your spots on your dick after you have had sex with hookers.
3. save money on condoms
4. you will have a life full of hotties that would do anything to suck your """""
5. you will get in to all the hot clubs as you are in the company of hot chicks
well thats just the tip of the iceberg my brother..
now give me some cash
For a measly 100 000 USD i can school you on how to get chicks!
why spend it on hookers when you can have Pure unspoiled girls from sweden or any other country for that matter.
its not safe to sleep with girls that have sex with truck drivers and get paid for it!
this is what you would save money on if you go with my deal
1. you will save yourself from aids
2. save some money on regular visits to the hospital for your spots on your dick after you have had sex with hookers.
3. save money on condoms
4. you will have a life full of hotties that would do anything to suck your """""
5. you will get in to all the hot clubs as you are in the company of hot chicks
well thats just the tip of the iceberg my brother..
now give me some cash
:lol You're forgetting one tiny detail......robertsan21 said:Geromedy
For a measly 100 000 USD i can school you on how to get chicks!
why spend it on hookers when you can have Pure unspoiled girls from sweden or any other country for that matter.
its not safe to sleep with girls that have sex with truck drivers and get paid for it!
this is what you would save money on if you go with my deal
1. you will save yourself from aids
2. save some money on regular visits to the hospital for your spots on your dick after you have had sex with hookers.
3. save money on condoms
4. you will have a life full of hotties that would do anything to suck your """""
5. you will get in to all the hot clubs as you are in the company of hot chicks
well thats just the tip of the iceberg my brother..
now give me some cash
robertsan21
Member
Mr Gump said:
and what is that MistersoontobecomelikeourheroArnold?
Cauliflower of Love
Banned
Sadly it seems they got him already. =(
Buying your own island brings problems, i remember a story a few years ago about this guy who bought his own island and put a place on it for him and his mates to live outside the boundries of the law.
Then one day he returned to the island after a supply trip to find pirates had taken over (no shit, actual pirates). So the guy hired a band of mercenaries and went back to the island and 'forced them off the island' (read: Shot them all).
Then one day he returned to the island after a supply trip to find pirates had taken over (no shit, actual pirates). So the guy hired a band of mercenaries and went back to the island and 'forced them off the island' (read: Shot them all).
DeEJaYMiND
Member
Barnimal said:
This is the best thing to do
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