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[themadcowtipper]

Don't deposit it get it all in one dollar bills.

fixed!

 

[pollo]

CHECK OUT THESE...

Puerco Island, Roxas, Palawan,
approx. 14.53 acres, USD 1,000,000

hah good luck fending off Abu-Sayeef

 

[themadcowtipper]

:lol

It'd be so great if Goreomedy bought an island for real. I'd move just to be the island cook and/or mayor!

nope you must pick your job title from the hat, it is the gaf island way...


He needs to buy a Mountain Stronghold with minons...

 

[Willco]

nope you must pick your job title from the hat, it is the gaf island way...

I'd still do it! You think I'm joking, but I would!

 

[EGM92]

I bet there's just some people having a little fun with you the government is sick that way... Cash is leave the country, get asylum somewhere. Invest the money in something and just live off the intrest.

 

[themadcowtipper]

I'd still do it! You think I'm joking, but I would!

Even if you get Island prostitute

 

[Willco]

Don't listen to him! Buy an island! There are apparently tons for $2.5-$3.5 million! We'll live on the island and invest the rest! It'll be great!

 

[Willco]

Even if you get Island prostitute

Island prostitute for women only. Waychel & Co. are invited, no?

 

[miyuru]

Wow, I wouldn't mind like 10Gs! I don't want much!

Paypal me ^_^

 

[Vieo]

Seriously. If he managed to deposit it in an account, what could they do to him? He's not breaking any laws and it's not even fraud. =P

 

[themadcowtipper]

Island prostitute for women only. Waychel & Co. are invited, no?

Nope, The Job Hat method is totally random you could get anything......

 

[EGM92]

oooh if you buy an island, could I be the village retard!? GAF has already tagged me, I could work on your many lawns, clean your many toilets, etc.

 

[Willco]

Seriously. If he managed to deposit it in an account, what could they do to him? He's not breaking any laws and it's not even fraud. =P

Dude, we're getting cash and getting an island.

 

[MrPing1000]

hmm 4 $1million dollar whores or 4million $1 whores

 

[DMczaf]

Im broke nigga, I'm broke!

$5,000 should get me through this year of college

 

[Willco]

Im broke nigga, I'm broke!

$5,000 should get me through this year of college

Fuck you, you can get the rest of your education on our tropical island.

 

[DMczaf]

Fuck you, you can get the rest of your education on our tropical island.

Who will teach me?

Prof. Willco, Movie Hating 101.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Im broke nigga, I'm broke!

$5,000 should get me through this year of college

"5 Gs? You know what you gotta do, dm. Make it disappear."

 

[themadcowtipper]

I still think Moutain top StrongHold is where it's at....but it must have plenty of minions ..

 

[Escape Goat]

I need 5,000 for my um *looks at bills, moms medication bills, forclosure* umm,...my crack addiction. *smile*

 

[Drozmight]

Cousin!

 

[ManDudeChild]

hmm 4 $1million dollar whores or 4million $1 whores

I think taking 100,000 whores at $4000 a piece would be better. You get 4 for 4 mill then you're getting mad skill but less variety. However, 100,000 at $40k gets you lots of var.... where am I going with this?

 

[sprsk]

i just want 10,000

do it and i wont ban you!

i wont troll the xbox for a full year!

 

[MrPing1000]

I think taking 100,000 whores at $4000 a piece would be better. You get 4 for 4 mill then you're getting mad skill but less variety. However, 100,000 at $40k gets you lots of var.... where am I going with this?

too much dude u could get 10,000 $4000 whores. But I see where you are going. But really could u use 10,000 whores? how about 1000 $40,000 whores, that should keep u busy and a great level of service

 

[pj]

For $50 grand, I can take care of all these filthy moochers who keep asking you for money

 

[themadcowtipper]

too much dude u could get 10,000 $4000 whores. But I see where you are going. But really could u use 10,000 whores? how about 1000 $40,000 whores, that should keep u busy and a great level of service

but you must save some money for the cocaine so you can sniff it off their asses..

 

[sprsk]

oh and dont forget to donate some money to the forum

 

[belgurdo]

Can I interest you in a copy of

:lol

edit-gimme $30,000. I'm broke and have debts

 

[Matlock]

Cut me a check for $1

 

[robochimp]

You must have caught George Bush's eye

 

[Goreomedy]

oh and dont forget to donate some money to the forum

Good idea. How about a dedicated GAF Battlefield 2 server as well? Pings would be strongest on NewGAFland, of course.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Don't listen to him! Buy an island! There are apparently tons for $2.5-$3.5 million! We'll live on the island and invest the rest! It'll be great!

He needs to buy one for less than $2 mil... we'll need the extra cash.

Hey, I'm all for a GAFolution.

 

[Forgotten_Taco]

Holy shit, I say buy the island. I'll move there, GAF will start its own country, then you can collect taxes and make mistakes on said taxes. The circle is complete.

 

[robochimp]

Perhaps we could end up in the Guiness Book of World records as "inhabitants of the gayest island ever"

 

[Ford Prefect]

Perhaps we could end up in the Guiness Book of World records as "inhabitants of the gayest island ever"

Whoa, whoa- we aren't starting a Gay Ming-Age island are we?

 

[robochimp]

Whoa, whoa- we aren't starting a Gay Ming-Age island are we?

Do the math
Island + pretty much all dudes + the tropical heat = things are going to get crazy

 

[Ryck]

Whoa this thread went kinda crazy......

 

[The Faceless Master]

i need a HDTV for the HD ERA!!!

 

[evilromero]

Use the money to make your own Pee-Wee's playhouse. Just like in FG. And dude, I really need to get myself some new studio equipment for my music. I'll mention you in the CD jacket.

 

[Killthee]

So when can we move in?

 

[goodcow]

I'd cash it, move to Japan, and assume the name Yuji Naka.

 

[mrmyth]

So that's where that 80 billion the Republicans lost went to......

 

[Barnimal]

put it in savings, let the interest grow and then when the gov finally finds the error and asks for their 4 back, you've already made a nice chunk for yourself.

 

[DDayton]

I'm surprised no one is asking for investments in their start-up game companies yet.

What kind of game could we develop and sell for $4 million?

 

[Timo]

chuck that bitch in the bank and let that bitch collect MAD interest.


you can take out 5000 for each week and spend as you please. quit your damn job and go to live in a titty bar away from the world, and put 18 year old girls through college.


thats the life.

 

[Lambtron]

$1000 would be a great start for my emmigration costs, you can do it!

 

[fallout]

Do the math
Island + pretty much all dudes + the tropical heat = things are going to get crazy

He has 4 million dollars. He'll buy some women.

What kind of game could we develop and sell for $4 million?

I dunno, but I'm sure everyone at GAF would hate it!

 

[Mister Zimbu]

I agree with the "free iPods for GAF" idea.

Or at least for me.

 

[boutrosinit]

The trick would be to find a way to earn more interest on it, while I have it, than I would be charged upon return.

Dude. First, buy a flight outta here.

Cash the check a day before the flight.

Take that money, put it in an off shore account in Dubai or elsewhere and let the interest grow.

Avoid the country you live in for a while.

Invest in a games company!

You could make a decent game out of 4 mil. From what I've been told, Riddick cost that much.

 

[DrEvil]

I would enjoy 10k, it would pay off my debt and a little extra.

Or, if you want to help me finance a car, 15k -- i'd appreciate it

-d