She came home, and instead broke up with me. I am now home alone drinking.
It's Valentine's Day and no one in the world loves me.
Had plans for when the girlfriend came home from work.
She came home, and instead broke up with me. I am now home alone drinking.
Get high, jerk off, and cry. Not necessarily in that order.
I take it back. Mine apparently lied through his teeth and sent me an illustrated book of our relationship and a bottle of wine. Sneaky bugger.
There's even a page digging at a certain forum...
That's awesome!
As for me, after the exchange of cards (me to wife, parents to kids, kids to parents) and exchange of gifts (flowers and clothing), next comes...
Pizza. Wife doesn't feel like dragging the kids out to eat tonight.
Thanks! I was really tickled by it. I recommend it for anyone else's anniversary or next V-Day. Super thoughtful.
The imagery of your pizza is making me drool, though. You can, uh, post pictures of it if you like...![]()
Any links on where to create a book like this? Thanks in advance.