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[Sn4ke_911]

 

[Phantom Limbs]

That's true.
Regarding the Cave Johnson post, I'm kinda surprised nothing has been updated on the Aperture Science website. Maybe on 4/15/11?

 

[FINALBOSS]

So people slaving away getting potatoes, you honestly think they are going to stay on your userpage forever? Ya rit3.

 

[classicdms]

I made sure to get one potato, just to have it. I figure better safe than sorry.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1834121

This one's good :lol

p. sick av, broham

 

[dLMN8R]

I hope after this ARG is over, someone writes an article explaining every thing in layman's terms. The ARG is super cool, but I'll be damned if they didn't make it too crazy and hard to follow.

Even reading the Wiki makes my eyes burn out of their sockets.

The "Investigation History" section summarizes the day-to-day happenings pretty well:

http://valvearg.com/wiki/Investigation_History

 

[FINALBOSS]

The "Investigation History" section summarizes the day-to-day happenings pretty well:

http://valvearg.com/wiki/Investigation_History

Thanks playa.

 

[Palette Swap]

So people slaving away getting potatoes, you honestly think they are going to stay on your userpage forever? Ya rit3.

I don't expect anything, I just do it for fun and because I like a good challenge.

 

[Salsa]

So people slaving away getting potatoes, you honestly think they are going to stay on your userpage forever? Ya rit3.

doing it for fun

 

[UltimaPooh]

Since there is not an Official Thread yet... I'm dropping this here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZX0f4CL-T8

 

[MNC]

Posted just seconds ago on the Portal 2 steam forum:

Taken from this: http://www.dejobaan.net/dl/helpme/isnstructionsre.mp3

Confirmed to be a hoax. People were just messin on the steam forums.

 

[electristan]

This is one of the coolest, most intriguing and now scary things i have seen. truly amazing.

 

[dLMN8R]

Confirmed to be a hoax. People were just messin on the steam forums.

OR WAS IT???

(still hoping that the "cover-up" is part of the game)

 

[Phantom Limbs]

Confirmed to be a hoax. People were just messin on the steam forums.

yep

 

[epmode]

So I spent almost three hours getting the stupid potato in the new Audiosurf song (I already had the first one) and after FINALLY getting it, http://steamcommunity.com/id/epmode/screenshot/542891019103644684?tab=public

 

[Deleted member 22576]

This is confusing and dumb, I just want to play Portal.


I couldn't make out the last word in that waveform/spectograph thing. "Theres a hole in the sky from which I ..."

How does it end?

 

[Zomba13]

So I spent almost three hours getting the stupid potato in the new Audiosurf song (I already had the first one) and after FINALLY getting it, http://steamcommunity.com/id/epmode/screenshot/542891019103644684?tab=public

Did you get the first Audiosurf potato?

 

[StuBurns]

This is confusing and dumb, I just want to play Portal.


I couldn't make out the last word in that waveform/spectograph thing. "Theres a hole in the sky from which I ..."

How does it end?

Fly.

It's a line from a Portal 1 trailer, but changed, it was 'through which things can fly'.

 

[Baha]

This is confusing and dumb, I just want to play Portal.


I couldn't make out the last word in that waveform/spectograph thing. "Theres a hole in the sky from which I ..."

How does it end?

..can fly. It's the Aperture Science motto from the Portal 1 trailer but with "I" instead of "things".

 

[epmode]

Did you get the first Audiosurf potato?

Yes.

 

[Zomba13]

Yes.

Ah, then that just sucks

Took me ages to get a gold on the new song too, I'd be pissed if that happened to me.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Oh, I see it now.

This wait really is insufferable.

 

[Forkball]

Who would have thought people would dick around on SPUF?

 

[Datwheezy]

You've won valve, I just cancelled my amazon pre-order, and pre-ordered on Steam

 

[Baha]

Updates to Defense Grid have been released. The updates will be applied automatically when your Steam client is restarted. The major changes include:

Defense Grid April 2011 Portal 2 ARG Updates:
Two free new and original Defense Grid Levels with new voice acting and story.
Portal's GLaDOS invades the network and brings a new style of level design to Defense Grid.
New computer console off the main menu. Poke around in the old computer archives, try out puzzles, and learn some DG back-story.
Tesla towers now recharge faster and do more damage.
April 13 update:
CHAS level is now unlocked for everyone!
Recruiting is still important, so keep it up.
Tony has one more trick up his sleeve
Three more clues to find

Also, Potato Sack banner on the steam store page has added the following line:

Hurry, this special offer ends when Portal 2 releases

 

[Treefingers]

Ooooh Defence Grid update.

 

[ArtistDude88]

I was getting all caught up to the first 13 potatoes... Now they go and add a ton more potatoes to get. SCREW YOU, POTATOES! I shall jump through your hoops no longer!

 

[theinfinityissue]

Yeah, I've got 6 potes and that's quite enough for me. The wait is stretching my soul thin. When I finally get at that game I'm gonna play through it one sitting, maximum 2.

Probably about to do a playthrough of Portal 1. That should kill some time.

 

[Twig]

So people slaving away getting potatoes, you honestly think they are going to stay on your userpage forever? Ya rit3.

No one is stupid enough to think that.

But it's fun to do.

 

[Spire]

If this doesn't release on Friday, this weekend is going to be unbearable. I've got myself all worked up expecting to play it in two days.

 

[Chinner]

If this doesn't release on Friday, this weekend is going to be unbearable. I've got myself all worked up expecting to play it in two days.

How do you think I feel? I've got exams and deadlines coming up within the next month and I shouldn't really be playing it at all.

 

[Lasthope106]

I can't take this shit anymore! The anticipation is killing me - I feel like a little boy waiting for Santa Claus to arrive. Gah damit! Damit!

This is too much, and I'm afraid I'm stepping into "hero of the web" territory, but "I've been waiting for this game for my whole life."

Gerstmann! don't give it anything less than a 9!

 

[Hot Coldman]

How do you think I feel? I've got exams and deadlines coming up within the next month and I shouldn't really be playing it at all.

Same :/ I'm planning to beat it in a weekend mind, probably won't touch co-op anytime soon.

 

[MasterShotgun]

If this doesn't release on Friday, this weekend is going to be unbearable. I've got myself all worked up expecting to play it in two days.

I'm in a dilemma. If it releases Friday, then I get to play it this weekend. But with class and work, I will be delayed from starting it until later that day. And knowing it's out will turn Friday into the longest day ever.

On the other hand, I don't want to wait until Tuesday.

 

[Mr. Spinnington]

wait...

something's not right suddenly

 

[Salsa]

Uruguayan week-long vacation next week FTW!



suckas

 

[Glix]

Uruguayan week-long vacation next week FTW!



suckas

Our teachers have off, but in your country EVERYONE has off? Thats awesome!

 

[Salsa]

Our teachers have off, but in your country EVERYONE has off? Thats awesome!

Depends on the job, but most people have off.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Updates to Defense Grid have been released. The updates will be applied automatically when your Steam client is restarted. The major changes include:

Defense Grid April 2011 Portal 2 ARG Updates:
Two free new and original Defense Grid Levels with new voice acting and story.
Portal's GLaDOS invades the network and brings a new style of level design to Defense Grid.
New computer console off the main menu. Poke around in the old computer archives, try out puzzles, and learn some DG back-story.
Tesla towers now recharge faster and do more damage.
April 13 update:
CHAS level is now unlocked for everyone!
Recruiting is still important, so keep it up.
Tony has one more trick up his sleeve
Three more clues to find

Defense Grid comes right out and calls it an ARG update? That's bad form!

 

[theinfinityissue]

if somebody came up to me in the street and whispered "tonylanche" in my ear, it would trigger a killing spree.

 

[Big Chief Crazy Cone]

wait...

something's not right suddenly

What do you mean? Everything is fine here.

 

[Hot Coldman]

if somebody came up to me in the street and whispered "tonylanche" in my ear, it would trigger a killing spree.

What? :lol

 

[Firehead]

Oh dear... community is down. ):

 

[Salsa]

wait...

something's not right suddenly

What do you mean? Everything is fine here.

 

[Baha]

Defense Grid breeding has crashed the steam servers!

 

[Mister_Bubbles]

What do you mean? Everything is fine here.

Exactly. We are having normal conversations. Since we are normal.

 

[Lasthope106]

Steam community is down. GLaDOS is taking over!

 

[ColonelColon]

I can't take this shit anymore! The anticipation is killing me - I feel like a little boy waiting for Santa Claus to arrive. Gah damit! Damit!

This is too much, and I'm afraid I'm stepping into "hero of the web" territory, but "I've been waiting for this game for my whole life."

Gerstmann! don't give it anything less than a 9!

A 9 out of 5?

 

[Salsa]

Defense Grid breeding has crashed the steam servers!

Exactly. We are having normal conversations. Since we are normal.

seriously stop it guys

 

[Baha]

31 potatoes!