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[Memles]

Claws Out on Desperate Housewives Shoot - Globe and Mail

Vanity Fair's cover proclaims: “You wouldn't believe what it took just to get this photo!” The article acknowledges that the poolside photo-shoot, in which the five women appear in different coloured bathing suits, was manned by an ABC representative who was to make sure that certain demands were met — including that Teri Hatcher didn't select her wardrobe first or appear in the centre of any group photo.

Despite the rep's plea, Hatcher was the first “housewife” to visit wardrobe, and she had consulted with the stylist days in advance. At one point, the rep proclaimed: “This is a problem. I'm getting text messages from Eva (Longoria). Everything is not fine.”

Redhead Marcia Cross turned red-hot when she saw Hatcher standing next to her in the centre of the shot, according to the article. Cross grabbed her bathrobe and stormed off, spewing expletives at the ABC rep.

Let's look at some motivations for bitterness.

Marcia Cross: The Press thinks she's old and a lesbian. She doesn't like the press.
Eva Longoria: She's young. She's hot. But she didn't get nominated for a Golden Globe.

Teri Hatcher is the biggest star, wins the awards, and thus gets more press. Still, I must say that the entire situation cracks me up. I mean, one has to wonder how long they can stay a cohesive unit with this kind of shit.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

the cast of Desperate Housewives are like GUnit.

 

[Teddman]

the cast of Desperate Housewives are like GUnit.

:lol

This show isn't going to last long, at least with the original cast. All of the women hate each other.

 

[evil ways]

Have Teri Hatcher kill all of them in an episode via the magic of editing. Shoot some footage of Eva Longoria driving away on her car and then cut to a far away shot of the car blowing up and Teri Hatcher stepping out from behind a tree.

 

[LakeEarth]

Shoot some footage of Eva Longoria driving away on her car and then cut to a far away shot of the car blowing up and Teri Hatcher stepping out from behind a tree.

Not Teri Hatcher. It's all because of...

It's Toonces, the driving cat!

 

[Dujour]

Not Teri Hatcher. It's all because of...

It's Toonces, the driving cat!

:lol

 

[MIMIC]

Who watches that show anyway?

 

[Memles]

Who watches that show anyway?

...besides a shitload of people? The show has a very interesting core mystery, too often sidelined by boring "character development". It can be deftly funny, though.

 

[MIMIC]

...besides a shitload of people? The show has a very interesting core mystery, too often sidelined by boring "character development". It can be deftly funny, though.

I don't watch it...and therefore, no one else should.