Vice has something groundbreaking to tell your (female?) partner
Revolutionary
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The comments are great, especially this one:
Elektro Demon
Banned
If she's willing to extract the semen from my penis with her hands, she can have all the semen she wants.
quickwhips
Member
That you know of.
Stouffers
Banned
I think he would know if he had the flu.That you know of.
Slings and Arrows
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Ya know, your clean, family friendly, witty, dad-joke style humour is always on point. It's always a pleasure to read your zingers
cryptoadam
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Fake titties for sure.
I have to assume this is promotion for a new UK Bukkake line of videos ?
I have to assume this is promotion for a new UK Bukkake line of videos ?
FreedomOfSpeech
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My kind of girl
eot
Banned
Someone's going to jerk off to this aren't they?
It's amazing how people convince themselves that random bullshit things work. There's a thing called "the inversion method" in which people massage their scalp upside down and they genuinely think it makes their hair grow twice as fast. People just want to believe they're doing something.
It's amazing how people convince themselves that random bullshit things work. There's a thing called "the inversion method" in which people massage their scalp upside down and they genuinely think it makes their hair grow twice as fast. People just want to believe they're doing something.
Is semen really vegan tho?!
It's vegan if it's given voluntarily. Same with breast milk lol
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Frito_Pendejo
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There's no way my wife is going to believe this but I'll give it my best "shot"....
Sakura Doritos
Member
Does it matter?
Frito_Pendejo
Member
If you can touch them, they're real.
Sakura Doritos
Member
It depends which vegan cult you belong to. Honey from any bee raising practice isn't vegan in some circles but in others it's fine if it is from a good caretaker who is humane.Is semen really vegan tho?!
So I guess it's ok with some idiot vegan woman if they are yanking odd a Soyboy or a real man.
JORMBO
Darkness no more
Looks like she's had them done three times, along with a lot of other plastic surgeries including a "designer vagina".
I've spent £45k on cosmetic ops to have a designer vagina & 30KK boobs
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Elcid
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You can find her nudes easily online and no they're not.
triplestation
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Sakura Doritos
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It's mostly self confidence. Beef curtains or small inner labia... it's all beautiful. These women are crazy. This one In the destroyed her relationships with her children's fathers because of her mental illness. She now has a Danger Vag.
It's lined with a Crown Royal sack. Very classy.
DESTROYA
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At the very least she can carry her husband's ball's in it.
quickwhips
Member
But he wouldn't know about the sperm on his food and in his drinks at red lobster.
AlteredForms
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Old information. She used to use it as facial cream, but she's taken it up a level.
Halo is Back
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MiyazakiHatesKojima
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The Pleasure
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So she's going the Richard Simmons diet?
Stouffers
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Care to share your proudest fap?
LisaMariaMartin
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I envied the boyfriend until she said he just drops it on her doorstep and leaves. That is cruel.
SatansReverence
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