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[GrayChild]

This Belle Delphine Bathwater-Cooled PC Can Be Yours for Only $1,500

Josh Wilkinson is building custom computer cases out of his favorite video games and one infamous model.

www.vice.com

RIP SONY

 

[Stuart360]

Who?

 

[ManaByte]

A 1060? HAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Jack Videogames]

Why tho

 

[yurqqa]

\i didn't think the idea of selling the bathwater couldn't get more stupid.

I was obviously wrong.

 

[Spokker]

Easier to pre-order than a PS5.

 

[Gormless Noodle]

Why tho

Sometimes the question is simply: "why not?"

 

[Dr_Salt]

Disgusting.

 

[DJT123]

Nah uh! Henry Cavill's bathwater cools that which powers my dreams.

 

[GHG]

GTX 1060?

MiyazakiHatesKojima I've found your next PC fam.

 

[E.T. Waifu]

I want it

 

[jshackles]

 

[Orenji Neko]

 

[Fuz]

\i didn't think the idea of selling the bathwater couldn't get more stupid.

I was obviously wrong.

Wonder what the next step will be.

 

[iconmaster]

It's Belle Delphine themed only, and doesn't actually contain bathwater.

But it's not an official jar of Bella Delphine bathwater. "I know it's disappointing," Josh Wilkinson, the case's designer, told Motherboard on the phone. "It's like 400 bucks on Ebay. The more official reason is that these cooling loops, if it was just normal water they wouldn't hold up after a while."

 

[DJT123]

It's Belle Delphine themed only, and doesn't actually contain bathwater.

Which is legit more pathetic than it actually being her real bathwater.

 

[tkscz]

It was funny at first, all the simps and reaction youtubers who bought the shit, but now this is getting sad. Maybe it's because I don't think she's hot that I find it so sad, but I also don't go out of my way to buy Lizzo's or Rebel Wilson's bath water.

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

Not like I wouldn't literally drink her pee, but that joke stopped being funny a year ago.

 

[reinking]

But it's not an official jar of Bella Delphine bathwater. "I know it's disappointing," Josh Wilkinson, the case's designer, told Motherboard on the phone.

Did I read that right?

 

[Tallahassee]

what a time to be alive

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

Gross.

 

[MiguelItUp]

 

[DryvBy]

2020 really is the worst year

 

[sandkiller]

Is she a streamer? Cosplayer?

 

[CAB_Life]

You know the basement Nerd Lord that actually buys that thing will short circuit it in a week from all the jizz.

 

[Bernd Lauert]

Is she a streamer? Cosplayer?

Vice calls her an influencer in the article.

(she's an internet whore)

 

[Bullet Club]

It runs Candy Crush in 8k.

You can find out more about her here:

Belle Delphine has released a rap song (SIMPS GET ITT!!!)

I listened to less than a second and had to pass.

www.neogaf.com

 

[StreetsofBeige]

She's got zero tits.

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

Nah uh! Henry Cavill's bathwater cools that which powers my dreams.

He'll probably come around and install it himself.

 

[TheContact]

A 1060? HAHAHAHAHAH

gotta cut costs to make up for the pricey bath water somehow!

 

[NickFire]

Dear Lord: Please don't let anyone who buys this reproduce.

 

[Madflavor]

Some people hate on her, but Belle is definitely smarter than they give credit for. The girl's a marketing genius. Like it or not, it works, and make no mistake, she's obviously very self aware. She's worked her gig in a way where she benefits from both positive and negative attention.

Call this PC stupid all you want, but you know it'll sell.

 

[CrysisFreak]

u were thinking i died
bitch suprise
i still got the double thicc thighs
french fries

i sit down and gobble gobble up
with my booty up

 

[Goro Majima]

I really have never been able to understand the cult of Belle Delphine.

She's hot but she's not that hot.

 

[Fushitsusha]

So this is the famous overpriced PC MiyazakiHatesKojima spent on?

 

[INC]

Is she a streamer? Cosplayer?

Pornhub

 

[Belmonte]

Is she a streamer? Cosplayer?

She is someone who gains a lot of money with tame softcore porn in an age where you can see how much porn you want for free.

She is a genius. I don't know of what type, I don't understand her appeal, but she is a genius.

 

[M1chl]

1060 is biggest offender in 1500USD PC, holy shit.

 

[Rest]

What's a Belle Delphine?

 

[GymWolf]

A 1060? HAHAHAHAHAH

They already wasted their money on her onlyfans page...

 

[Elcid]

There I was about to drop my 1500 reserved for my 3090 to realize that this wasn't using the real bathwater. Nevermind.

 

[ZywyPL]

It's Belle Delphine themed only, and doesn't actually contain bathwater.

Pre-order canceled :/

 

[GymWolf]

It was funny at first, all the simps and reaction youtubers who bought the shit, but now this is getting sad. Maybe it's because I don't think she's hot that I find it so sad, but I also don't go out of my way to buy Lizzo's or Rebel Wilson's bath water.

I'm starting to understand your avatar...

 

[INC]

I'm starting to understand your avatar...

 

[tkscz]

I'm starting to understand your avatar...

Just now?

 

[Ironbunny]

So basicly there is better supply for this PC then there is for 3080

 

[psorcerer]

She's got zero tits.

Tits are overrated

 

[GymWolf]

Just now?

I'm a little slow sometimes

 

[Dthomp]

Dear Lord: Please don't let anyone who buys this reproduce.

The type of person thinking about buying this is likely in no way in a position to ever be able to reproduce. Most chicks aren't checking moms basements for neckbeard virgins to knock them up.

 

[NickFire]

The type of person thinking about buying this is likely in no way in a position to ever be able to reproduce. Most chicks aren't checking moms basements for neckbeard virgins to knock them up.

I wish you were right. But drunks at the bar can't bring every .5 home every night.