Why do you love shitty ports?
Like the other categories, I don't
really feel they are actually shitty. On ports in general, I want my system of choice to have as many of my favorite games as possible, new, old-ish, and
old. What some may consider a major issue and pose as a hyperbolic game breaker is usually just a "no biggie" thing to me.
One objective of mine was/is to have almost the entire mainline FF series on my Vita. It's close to reality, and though the PSOne version of FFVI has the minute (my newt) loadtimes between battles and menus, it's still one of my all time favorite games, perfectly serviceable and playable. For me, it still stands as a high card in an extended royal flush despite any discrepancies.
Persona 4: Golden
Limbo
Rayman Origins
Machinarium
Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath HD
Sine Mora
Mortal Kombat
Hotline Miami
BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend
Dead Or Alive 5+
Metal Gear Solid HD Collection
Jak & Daxter HD Collection
Ultimate Marvel Vs Capcom 3
Muramasa: Rebirth
Street Fighter X Tekken
Thomas Was Alone
Disgaea 3
Quell Memento
Plants Vs Zombies
Puddle
Jet Pack Joyride
Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken
Jet Set Radio HD
Ninja Gaiden Sigma+ 1 & 2
Big Sky Infinity
Those, excluding any games developed simultaneously as multi-platform releases, have all been great for me. Many see these as "shitty ports" or unwanted/undesirable, but it's the complete opposite for me.