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[EteRnal PAL]

Hey, OP. Where was this strip club exactly?

My guess is Sapphire.

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

Uh am I the only one that sees this as a parody thread? Or am I just not doing it right/not playing along?

 

[Gully State]

I'm gonna guess Treasures ...

 

[Zombine]

Horrible manners. When someone tugs you should always let them finish.

 

[Dude Abides]

you found the one with a heart of gold. she's your young thug soulmate.

 

[NaturalHigh]

Uh am I the only that sees this as a parody thread? Or am I just not doing it right/not playing along?

Are any of us getting a gentleman's tug at the strip club? No? Then only the OP is right.

We all just have to learn to love Young Thug.

 

[Dicer]

Horrible manners. When someone tugs you should always let them finish.

Damn right...I would have blasted all over her, she was the one that got away OP, sorry.

 

[fatigues_gasolini]

Cheetahs in Windsor was like this too.

 

[Sub_Level]

I have been to a strip club twice and both times my dick was out at one point. Blowjob on one and penetration the second time.

 

[Doomsayer]

Sounds like it isn't her first time doing something like that, especially if she said "Stop me if anything makes you uncomfortable."

I don't know why stopped though.

When I was in Vegas last year for SEMA, I went to a strip club and laid my eyes on a beautiful Asian stripper. I wasn't about to pay for VIP, especially in Vegas, but I paid for a lap dance. When she asked to "finish what we started" I declined and she said, verbatim, "I've never been with a red head before." Ball was in my court. Needless to say, I didn't pay a dime and finished what I started.

 

[riotous]

I've had that and much more happen numerous times. Including very risky things.

But I've been told it's abnormal.

Although in the Seattle area... being offered or given a hand job is incredibly normal. Doesn't do it for me.. I try to find the girls who don't seem to offer "services" and see how far I can get them to go. Bring my wife at times as well.. we've had 2 full on 3somes in the back of a strip club.

 

[The Albatross]

Friend got a HJ at a Rhode Island strip club a year or so ago. Only paid for a private dance

 

[NEO0MJ]

So you're saying you're a guy.
She was fine as fuck.
She was at your junk.
And you told her to stop?

Thats like going to a car expo, and suddenly someone wants to give you one for free. And you decline.

I just had to laugh at this. Well done.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

Reading the OP story this song came to mind from bone thugz n harmony.. for the love of moneyyyyy 8

 

[Shin Johnpv]

I remember this girl! She also tugged on my dick as we were talking about the dangers of small black holes being formed inside of a Large Hadron Collider and the tax evasions of the fiscal elite.

I remember, just as I was about to nut, she had nodded in agreement, saying "Hell yea, I know what you mean."

 

[anarckitty]

Maybe she only does that on Monday.

lol. Dick Tuggin Mondays.

 

[flyinpiranha]

You paid a sum of money to have a lady tug at your dangle? I believe there is a word for that, it's not 'stripper' though.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

She turning tricks on me
She don't even know me

 

[PAULINK]

And you turned her down...

seriously what the fuck op

 

[LCGeek]

Just think about how many other dicks she's held that day.

So experience and passion.........

 

[Banana Aeon]

Lucky. Both times I hit up a club, I wanted to leave immediately.

I should go to Vegas.

 

[andycapps]

I wish we could see an MS Paint illustration complete with text box for OP saying "I wonder if this is a typical strip club experience for Gaffers.. 'Sorry ma'am, I know we really had a connection when talking about Young Thug, but this is a nice suit and I'd really just like to watch you dance for 5 more.. Plus I respect you too much to nut on you.'"

 

[NoctisVsStar]

She turning tricks on me
She don't even know me

Just the thought of her had me sky high
She pulled out my dick and I declined and I'm on posting neogaf wondering why?

#RapWednesdays

 

[Maebe]

Why did you leave what the hell

 

[teruterubozu]

You got a freebie. It's good business.

 

[Alienous]

This thread should be about the OP's astounding willpower.

 

[Coffee Dog]

Bahahaha why the fuck would you stop her? She initiated the whole thing. The fuck were you gonna say

"Yo I'm not sure about the life choices you're making right now"

 

[AkuMifune]

My guess is Sapphire.

Yeah, he sounds like he has taste.

I was more of a Little Darlings kind of guy.

 

[JBourne]

You're naive and a mark or whatever.

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

Are any of us getting a gentleman's tug at the strip club? No? Then only the OP is right.

We all just have to learn to love Young Thug.

I guess so. I remember a stripper that looked into my soul (ie saw I was a nerdy guy) and began to serenade me with the most witty repartee I've ever heard come out of a strippers mouth. She was gorgeous and had a great "personality". But I didn't think it was love unlike my naive friend who really believed he had a connection with one cause of the longing glances they exchanged as she grinded on top of his man mound. Those bitches tell yo ass anything you wanna hear.

 

[Angry Grimace]

So did you nut? Because you can't start the tug and not finish.

 

[stufte]

So did you nut? Because you can't start the tug and not finish.

 

[NaturalHigh]

Bahahaha why the fuck would you stop her? She initiated the whole thing. The fuck were you gonna say

"Yo I'm not sure about the life choices you're making right now"

He probably grabbed her tug hand and went with it for a few strokes. Then he paused looked up at her and was like "Yo, all you gotta do is dance. This ain't you bae."

 

[snacknuts]

I got a free frisbee once from stripper. How I got it? She asked who remembered her name, and I was the only one. That's some sad as hell shit, for both her and me.

Spoiler

Her name was Cocoa

Is this a sex act, or an actual frisbee?

 

[hodayathink]

For you, the the day this stripper graced your pants was the most important day of your life.

But for her, it was Monday.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Bahahaha why the fuck would you stop her? She initiated the whole thing. The fuck were you gonna say

"Yo I'm not sure about the life choices you're making right now"

LMAO. I'm not sure why you stopped her either. A HJ is the most guilt free sex act.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

For you, the the day this stripper graced your pants was the most important day of your life.

But for her, it was Monday.

 

[plainr_]

LOL. You can always count on Drake to help illustrate the story.

 

[braves01]

Is this a sex act, or an actual frisbee?

No, a literal frisbee with the club's name and logo on it.

 

[bidguy]

why did you stop her ? you dont like handjobs ?

 

[SneakyStephan]

For you, the the day this stripper graced your pants was the most important day of your life.

But for her, it was Monday.

lmao
subscribed in case there's more gems like this

 

[teruterubozu]

LMAO. I'm not sure why you stopped her either. A HJ is the most guilt free sex act.

She probably would've charged if he blew his load.
"That's $100, hon." *chews gum*

 

[Calamari41]

The stripper enthusiastically shared your love of certain specific things? What are the odds of that?

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

I wish we could see an MS Paint illustration complete with text box for OP saying "I wonder if this is a typical strip club experience for Gaffers.. 'Sorry ma'am, I know we really had a connection when talking about Young Thug, but this is a nice suit and I'd really just like to watch you dance for 5 more.. Plus I respect you too much to nut on you.'"

Forgive the lack of effort

 

[NoctisVsStar]

LOL. You can always count on Drake to help illustrate the story.

This seems like a parody of what would drake do? Lol

 

[evilromero]

It does happen yes. Plus she got a lot of money from you.

 

[Sobriquet]

Pretty normal in Vegas. Depends on the girl.

 

[Valhelm]

I'm interested in the parallel discussion going on at the stripper-age forum.

 

[bidguy]

Forgive the lack of effort

hehehe

 

[Banana Aeon]

For you, the the day this stripper graced your pants was the most important day of your life.

But for her, it was Monday.

#dead