Was my experience with a stripper typical?

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So you're saying you're a guy.
She was fine as fuck.
She was at your junk.
And you told her to stop?

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Thats like going to a car expo, and suddenly someone wants to give you one for free. And you decline.

Not quite analogous. I don't compare women to machines.
 
It's not that I didn't want to nut. I just wasn't sure of the social norm in a strip club. Like was her intention just to tease or did she really want me to nut on her ass. surely busting a nut is like the final course and if I'm still hungry why do that?
 
I remember this girl! She also tugged on my dick as we were talking about the dangers of small black holes being formed inside of a Large Hadron Collider and the tax evasions of the fiscal elite.

I remember, just as I was about to nut, she had nodded in agreement, saying "Hell yea, I know what you mean."
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I've been to strip clubs multiple times, but no dancer has ever pulled my dick out. I must be going to the wrong clubs, although a few weeks ago a dancer gave me her phone number. Not sure if that's as good as a dick pull though.
 
It's not that I didn't want to nut. I just wasn't sure of the social norm in a strip club. Like was her intention just to tease or did she really want me to nut on her ass. surely busting a nut is like the final course and if I'm still hungry why do that?

She was tugging and wanted you to nut on her ass? Nimble little minx..

Was it an open room or private room?
 
Caught feelings in a strip club lol
 
She was tugging and wanted you to nut on her ass? Nimble little minx..

Was it an open room or private room?

It's a room full of closed off booths. To be honest most of the girls I saw in there weren't even taking their tops off. This girl definitely went above and beyond. If I knew it was cool to nut I would have, it's not like I'm some paragon of virtue.
 
Dear Gaf,

i went into a strip club to see ass and titties, get briefly distracted by a MLB game, then a sexy girl proceeds to jerk me off and i stop her. what am i doing with my life?

sincerely,

OP
 
She probably thought you had a bit of cash to sling around because you paid for a ton of dances. Thought she might get a good tip.

Probably would have caught more than feelings if he didn't tell her to stop

With a handy? If that was the case OP would be screwed either way.
 
Over three dances and you get into dirtier territory, almost universally, in my experience.

The grimier the club, the less songs you need.
 
I did give her a $20 only because I wasn't sure how much you tip strippers. Is it a flat rate or whether or not you nut that determines the percentage?
 
It's not that I didn't want to nut. I just wasn't sure of the social norm in a strip club. Like was her intention just to tease or did she really want me to nut on her ass. surely busting a nut is like the final course and if I'm still hungry why do that?

Totally with you on this one.

I'm not interested in orgasm at a strip club.. not really my goal with any sex really. (not that I don't enjoy it, but I have no problem having a sex session where I don't finish.. or finishing myself off later if I need to).. or I go have sex with my wife lol.
 
Sounds like she was falling for you OP. You should have asked for her phone number so y'all could keep in touch and see where the relationship progressed from there. It's not too late to go back for seconds and get a do-over.
 
Yea but Young Thug though. I remember saying that Young Thug sounded like Lil Wayne on 2 bottles of codeine and cocaine and she was like "hell yea I know what you mean."

Fly back to Vegas and propose to her

I've never been to a strip club, but a coworker has talked about getting laid at them before after shelling out a couple hundred $. So I don't know if that's a typical experience, but I think she just wanted money since that's her job.
 
Fly back to Vegas and propose to her

I've never been to a strip club, but a coworker has talked about getting laid at them before after shelling out a couple hundred $. So I don't know if that's a typical experience, but I think she just wanted money since that's her job.

I guess I just didn't think a couple hundred was that much money in regards to strip clubs.
 
Pretty sure that's not normal at all OP. They're supposed to be pretty strict with zero intimate/sexual physical contact. Just a dance and that's it.
 
Bring her a handwritten letter when you go back and ask her if she wants a car or house or simething
 
Hey, I knew that it's not normal but I do know that some sort of sexual pleasure is part of the transaction. It's not I'm that dude that gave a bum like $200 to buy a train ticket. I paid $150 to have a young woman rub on my dick. I've just never had a stripper pull my dick out. I was about to talk about my favorite songs and she just yanked it out
 
Is the OP confused because he doesn't know if he's been violated or fell in love? It wouldn't be this complicated for most guys. She's a stripper yanking you off. What else is there to think about? I guess it would have been more proper to ask explicitly if she could put her hands on your dick rather than the ambiguous "let me know if it's too much" rule.
 
My first lapdance the girl puts her finger in her butt and I can smell that rank shit. I'm cringing and frowning. She then almost puts her hand on my shoulder. I did that cat shit where they don't want to be touched and they get close to the floor and scurry off.

Worst $80 spent.
 
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