Forgive the lack of effort
Turned out better than I expected.
Forgive the lack of effort
So you're saying you're a guy.
She was fine as fuck.
She was at your junk.
And you told her to stop?
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Thats like going to a car expo, and suddenly someone wants to give you one for free. And you decline.
He probably grabbed her tug hand and went with it for a few strokes. Then he paused looked up at her and was like "Yo, all you gotta do is dance. This ain't you bae."
For you, the the day this stripper graced your pants was the most important day of your life.
But for her, it was Monday.
I remember this girl! She also tugged on my dick as we were talking about the dangers of small black holes being formed inside of a Large Hadron Collider and the tax evasions of the fiscal elite.
I remember, just as I was about to nut, she had nodded in agreement, saying "Hell yea, I know what you mean."
lol. Dick Tuggin Mondays.
In the black strip club YES.
In a white strip club NO.
It's not that I didn't want to nut. I just wasn't sure of the social norm in a strip club. Like was her intention just to tease or did she really want me to nut on her ass. surely busting a nut is like the final course and if I'm still hungry why do that?
Caught feelings in a strip club lol
She was tugging and wanted you to nut on her ass? Nimble little minx..
Was it an open room or private room?
Probably would have caught more than feelings if he didn't tell her to stop
It's not that I didn't want to nut. I just wasn't sure of the social norm in a strip club. Like was her intention just to tease or did she really want me to nut on her ass. surely busting a nut is like the final course and if I'm still hungry why do that?
She probably thought you had a bit of cash to sling around because you paid for a ton of dances. Thought she might get a good tip.
With a handy? If that was the case OP would be screwed either way.
I did give her a $20 only because I wasn't sure how much you tip strippers. Is it a flat rate or whether or not you nut that determines the percentage?
Yea but Young Thug though. I remember saying that Young Thug sounded like Lil Wayne on 2 bottles of codeine and cocaine and she was like "hell yea I know what you mean."
Fly back to Vegas and propose to her
I've never been to a strip club, but a coworker has talked about getting laid at them before after shelling out a couple hundred $. So I don't know if that's a typical experience, but I think she just wanted money since that's her job.
Forgive the lack of effort
For you, the the day this stripper graced your pants was the most important day of your life.
But for her, it was Monday.
In the black strip club YES.
In a white strip club NO.
Might not be normal for Vegas.
If you were in Poland, on the other hand...