New York Super Steak at the mall. Dunno if it's a chain or just a clever moniker thought up by the Chinese owners, but it rules--we're talking 16 inch grilled steak and onions, melted cheese, and whatever else you want on it (standard veggie selection, typical condiments) for $4.50. For $5.99 you get a basket of fries and a medium soda to go with.
(Is Subway still running the 2 Subs for $8.99 on Sundays deal? That wasn't bad).
Sadly, nothing beats Pastrami on a grinder roll (12-inch) with pepper jack cheese, garlic mayo, roasted red peppers, lettuce, and onions from Vermont Sandwich Company back in Burlington Vermont.
(Of course, in reality, nothing beats a Double Kingburger with Egg and Cheese from Fatburger, but I am the dumbass who moved outta Seattle and only goes to LA once a year).