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[bitwise]

Subway?!

God damn, if they'd stop wasting their money on overpriced crappy sammiches you can just make at home, maybe I'd get the sequel I so desire. Damn you Jared! >:|

the ones near me are really cheap actually

you want overpriced around here, you go to Quizno's

 

[Dujour]

I thought Superman 64 got the lowest score ever. The reviewer said something like "I'd have given it a 0, but I had to add .5 for having the ability to boot up."

 

[JackFrost2012]

I thought Superman 64 got the lowest score ever. The reviewer said something like "I'd have given it a 0, but I had to add .5 for having the ability to boot up."

I think since Ping Pals just duplicates functionality built into the hardware, only worse, it loses the 0.5 boot up bonus. Also I think that was IGN.

 

[Culex]

What was that old Playstation 1 game near launch that got nearly all zeros? I cannot remember the name, but it was a racing-like game with a load screen with a ninja.

 

[Gattsu25]

cosmic race?

 

[Culex]

cosmic race?

Yes, that's it! What an aweful game.

 

[Jr.]

I think the funniest expression of fanboyism ever has to go to Jr., who defended Ping Pals because he thought it didn't have the all time lowest score, but just one of the lowest scores! HATERZ BE DAMNED indeed! :lol :lol

My bane, my arch nemesis!!!

 

[human5892]

Cosmic Race is fucking hilarious. Highly recommended.

Also: I always thought the idea of Ping Pals was retarded ("Hey, it'll be like a slightly-fleshed out function that the hardware already has built into it, but you have to buy it separately! And not every DS will have it, so it'll be really hard to find people to play it with! And the characters look like outtakes from The Urbz!"). I'm not really sure how anyone could think otherwise.

 

[Deg]

Ping Pals isnt a game however. THey should made something along the lines of an organiser.

 

[duckroll]

Haven't we already established that Jr is a viral marketing mole for Namco and Nintendo in the other thread? :lol

 

[Spiritreaver]

:lol I love this thread.

 

[Cathcart]

ALGEBRA, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

This was funny, but you really should have said arithmetic.

BRANCHES OF MATHEMATICS, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

the ones near me are really cheap actually

you want overpriced around here, you go to Quizno's

I dunno man.

I'm just a cheap ass. The pricing versus volume of what you get at Subway is not within acceptable limits for my glutton ass. I mean, it's like $6 for a 12" sub? I can buy the lunch meat, some bread, and make the same damn thing for a couple of days. And fuck Quizno's, because like I said - it's just a glorified Subway with a toaster oven.

You can't bring your overpriced sub sammiches up in this humpity bumpity!

 

[mosaic]

New York Super Steak at the mall. Dunno if it's a chain or just a clever moniker thought up by the Chinese owners, but it rules--we're talking 16 inch grilled steak and onions, melted cheese, and whatever else you want on it (standard veggie selection, typical condiments) for $4.50. For $5.99 you get a basket of fries and a medium soda to go with.

(Is Subway still running the 2 Subs for $8.99 on Sundays deal? That wasn't bad).

Sadly, nothing beats Pastrami on a grinder roll (12-inch) with pepper jack cheese, garlic mayo, roasted red peppers, lettuce, and onions from Vermont Sandwich Company back in Burlington Vermont.

(Of course, in reality, nothing beats a Double Kingburger with Egg and Cheese from Fatburger, but I am the dumbass who moved outta Seattle and only goes to LA once a year).

 

[JackFrost2012]

This was funny, but you really should have said arithmetic.

Yes, I know, but the reason it was funny is because I didn't.

Never let the truth get in the way of a good joke!

 

[firex]

I think this bad game was brought along solely by their association with the Shantae games.

 

[worldrunover]

It's all about teh quality with Nintendo, peoples.

...unless it comes to handhelds. Or the N64.

 

[Kon Tiki]

Looks ike Treehouse should start rejecting titles again. Screw suggesting changes, outright deny them. I am sure MS is just as strict.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

New York Super Steak at the mall. Dunno if it's a chain or just a clever moniker thought up by the Chinese owners, but it rules--we're talking 16 inch grilled steak and onions, melted cheese, and whatever else you want on it (standard veggie selection, typical condiments) for $4.50. For $5.99 you get a basket of fries and a medium soda to go with.

Damn, that is a steal. I'd eat there exclusively.

Cheese steaks are another of those foods that I'd rather make myself thanks to the portions / pricing being severely out of whack, like Mr. Hero or Great Steak & Fry Co. Here's a big sub roll, with a little bit of meat and cheese for $6-8! >:|

I think this bad game was brought along solely by their association with the Shantae games.

That's like blaming Sega for Amazing Island due to their association with Virtua Fighter.

 

[Jonnyboy117]

That's like blaming Sega for Amazing Island due to their association with Virtua Fighter.

Hey, Amazing Island has some merit. The mini-games SUCK, but the monster creation tools are fantastic.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

My bad?

I was at a loss for a universally panned Sega game, and I would have said Jet Set Radio Failure if a bunch of twats couldn't misinterpret/infer that I was paying a compliment to that rubbish franchise.