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[Ainem Enamas]

Everyone shut up. We're a remaster studio and we're doing Burnout 3

That's if this project gives me all money

 

[Magic Carpet]

Anime waifus. Gacha anime waifus everywhere. I don't necessarily like it but fuck it lets make some money GAF.

Firetruck girls. Waifus with hoses.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

We are quite inexperienced so I propose using UE5.

Anime waifus. Gacha anime waifus everywhere. I don't necessarily like it but fuck it lets make some money GAF.

This guy makes our inhouse engine and i fuuuuuucking loooove the anime cashgrab

 

[Topher]

I don't know if I would use the picture of someone born with a genetic disease as the bud of a joke, Toph.

Blame google then. I searched for "ugly woman" and that's one of the images it came back with.

I actually thought it was a photoshop

 

[Mortisfacio]

I won't play unless this is a romance option

 

[Ainem Enamas]

"It's gamer's fault"

This will be the game's name
NeoGAF Studios presents: It's Gamer's Fault

 

[Saber]

"It's gamer's fault"

Promoted!

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I propose to outsource all the coding to india.

You are from india Lorianus

 

[cormack12]

Not to be that employee, but Im going to need every second Wednesday and Thursday off. I'm an emotional support human for stray birds.

I'll also need a long weekend once a month to decompress after my manstrual cycle.

I'm also going to need an HR rep who can handle my case file, because in the interview alone I felt I was the target of no less than 8 microaggressions.

Aside from that, I think we will be a great fit. PS the main character is giving me side eye vibes. Can we make it more ethnic and proud.

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

I'm gonna get Claude Code to vibe code this game for us and put it on Steam. I bet it will beat Concord.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Or it can be like Twisted Metal and spray fire at everything instead of water. Huge open world sandbox of destruction with a fire truck leading the mayhem.

So now we have the fire truck who transforms into a "base model" in an open world where it sprays water
Can you start working on landscape drawing? Need some random downloaded google images

 

[Kurotri]

So we're doing a hero shooter right?

 

[Magic Carpet]

Story-A gamer convention Center catches on fire because of all the Nvidia cards melting.

 

[Sintoid]

This thread is toxic
I'm going to leave it to tell the truth anonymously to an unknown leaker

 

[Fake]

I see a lot of people making fun, but we don't use the word fun.

 

[Zacfoldor]

Can it have a LLM NPC?

If so, I'm in.

Bonus points if all NPCs are LLM or if an NPC can join me on the adventure(play alongside me) using AI.

 

[CowboyLou]

If GAF made a game it would likely turn out to be the most (unintentionally) homosexual game ever made thanks to the sheer concentration of overcompensating "BRING BACK BROWN GRAY GRITTY MANLY MAN GAMES FOR MEN" energy on here.

And I would play the shit out of it.

 

[Zannegan]

I want the main character to be a fire truck.

Like crazy taxi but with more combustion? I'd play it. Make it co-op, and I'll buy two.

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[DryvBy]

What is this game about? Open world could mean a zillion things. Is this an RPG? Adventure game? Sandbox? Survival horror?

I suspect you are a true game developer though since you want to start with the "Who is the main character" and wrap the game around that. If that's the case, then the main character is this thing

 

[Ainem Enamas]

If we wanna game to succed we need to target actual ppl who buy games at launch, full price, aka straight males.

Protag has to be at least relatively muscular, masculine dude, doesnt have to be crazy good looking but its never a negative if he is, think nathan drake, leon(could be both gritty or young leon, both perfectly fine), so or so 1% chad for sure, at least 6feet tall but probably just to be on the safe side make him 6'4

Basically we gotta follow META here aka most effective tactics avaiable- none of that woke shit for sure about strong independend bossbabes, we can have female sidekick but she has to be 8/10 hot aka at least 1 in 10k beauty, and we defo fuck her at some point durning story, we can even make her bit crazy, even harley queen crazy, but keep in consideration crazy to hot scale

Thats easily +3m sales durning launch window here, so we defo going balls deep

Perfect you get a 3 dollar (and 6 cent raise
Ok now we have a fire truck who turns into a "base model" and the "base model is relatively muscular, with hot female sidekick we fuck from time to time. I think the straight males will gives us a looooooot of cash

 

[Zacfoldor]

What is this game about? Open world could mean a zillion things. Is this an RPG? Adventure game? Sandbox? Survival horror?

I suspect you are a true game developer though since you want to start with the "Who is the main character" and wrap the game around that. If that's the case, then the main character is this thing

It's like GTA but all the NPCs are industry figures.

Jez, Taul, Jaffe, Ass of Can Whooping , the whole 9 yards.

....Asha Sharma.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Oh, I'm not supposed to do any actual work here. I'm just here to collect my 6 figure salary and eat the free food.

6 figure??? Are you insane it will it miraculous if you get 130 dollars

 

[Topher]

If GAF made a game it would likely turn out to be the most (unintentionally) homosexual game ever And I would play the shit out of it.

 

[BennyBlanco]

We need to bring back G GigaBowser to negotiate with the VCs for funding. You send in a wild card like that and they will sign the check just to get him out of the office.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Must be a western studio because I'm working from home..

Have you finished the marketing plan we talked about?

 

[Zacfoldor]

I'm sorry but this is would be my choice for main character:

oh my god bro. let's all get behind this choice.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I predict this studio will go out of business in about 2-3 days.

Well at least we are trying Family

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Anime waifus. Gacha anime waifus everywhere. I don't necessarily like it but fuck it lets make some money GAF.

It's been 17 minutes any updates on inhouse engine?

 

[CowboyLou]

Gotta let yourself be a little gay sometimes to really squeeze the most out of life.

 

[realcool]

Before I commit, I need to know if I'll be working on something that will make my friends and family proud, or is it a live service title?

 

[EN250]

Perfect any last words?

Yeah, see how in some reveal trailers, they use "from the developers who made ___ game", well, hear me out, since we don't actually have the developers who made games at all, I propose reference to them, like instead of "made by the developers of Dragon Age Veilguard" we can do, "inspired by the developers who made ____ games like Dragon Age Veilguard" or something like that

This way the people with money in hand will absolutely trust our game to be totally worth it and will want to purchase asap, am I a genius or not? Where is my raise, I'm so good at this shit, no wonder Uncle Phil lasted this long at MS...

 

[Ainem Enamas]

It's like GTA but all the NPCs are industry figures.

Jez, Taul, Jaffe, Ass of Can Whooping , the whole 9 yards.

....Asha Sharma.

Definitely seeing what you wrote

 

[Zacfoldor]

Definitely seeing what you wrote

Accept the fate of all mankind:

 

[DryvBy]

It's like GTA but all the NPCs are industry figures.

Jez, Taul, Jaffe, Ass of Can Whooping , the whole 9 yards.

....Asha Sharma.

Would it be a game where you talk to the NPCs and they make actual working games? So the game itself is a production line and then the Jez and co. go around and judge it based on which platform its releasing on?

 

[Idleyes]

Enter for progress on HL3's development. Left disappointed again.

 

[PeteBull]

Firetruck girls. Waifus with hoses.

In theory its good idea but in practice they either gotta be butch 200lbs+ lesbians on roids that can handle roughly similar work that firetruck male can handle, or they are actually hot but totally useless coz cant handle shit

 

[Zacfoldor]

Would it be a game where you talk to the NPCs and they make actual working games? So the game itself is a production line and then the Jez and co. go around and judge it based on which platform its releasing on?

Humans make the games, LLM plays the NPCs.

Instead of them repeating the same 10 lines over and over again, you can have dialog with each one.

The AI is trained with very basic description of each personality.

Then it emulates Jez when you talk to him in game. You can ask him anything and it will answer as Jez. No AI involved in development needed, just an API license for OpenAI and the publisher pays for tokens when a player uses the service. It's cheap! Way better than regular NPC because they can stay in character and allow for user generated content. Some users would get carried away and use too many tokens. A problem to solve.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

AI generated. I'll notify the previous candidate that she lost the job.

AI generated. I'll notify the previous candidate that she lost the job.

We don't do Ai here fella

 

[PeteBull]

Before I commit, I need to know if I'll be working on something that will make my friends and family proud, or is it a live service title?

We want game to sell, so ofc modern audience gaas idea is scratched off right away. We dont wanna be laughing stock all over the internet and be compared to concord/called its spiritual succesor anywhere.

 

[Smiggs]

6 figure??? Are you insane it will it miraculous if you get 130 dollars

I thought this was a Western dev studio with inflated wages??? Shit, I'm gonna bounce and go work on Call of Duty 59 instead.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Sorry but we dont want to sexualize our female characters at this studio.

Please add more jaw and beard, also her race is not nearly ambiguous enough

You are only a coder here Stuey go back to your desk

 

[Zacfoldor]

The Legend of Jez: Breath of the Beans

 

[Ainem Enamas]

In theory its good idea but in practice they either gotta be butch 200lbs+ lesbians on roids that can handle roughly similar work that firetruck male can handle, or they are actually hot but totally useless coz cant handle shit

I looooove the lesbian part definitely need some lesbians

 

[StereoVsn]

That's the final boss!

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Accept the fate of all mankind:

It's good that you are hired as a story writer

 

[DeepEnigma]

AI generated. I'll notify the previous candidate that she lost the job.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

"It's gamer's fault"

The Legend of Jez: Breath of the Beans

Perfect looooooooove it sounds like a dlc we will get a loooooooot of cash of i mean a looooooot of money i will get

 

[Puscifer]

The biggest surprise is that you didn't make this thread tbh

 

[S0ULZB0URNE]

One of or both of these two.