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[Ainem Enamas]

Engine will be written in C, only one dev branch. Every commit to main. We're testing in production.

Always talk with Kronark about our brand new innovation inhouse engine

 

[Disco Dave]

I am excited to announce have have expanded Human Resources by 200%.

Every room will now have a member from HR with them....... just in case you have a concern.

Also, the workplace conduct sessions will continue until morale improves.

You can't spell Hero without HR.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

My dream game: a Forza-like open-world car sim RPG with turn-based combat

Okay this works.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I'm closing it down and laying you all off

Nice thinking i like the manipulation so nobody gets money in the end only me
Any ideas on the project?

 

[Disco Dave]

I think we should form a union.

 

[cinnamonandgravy]

The genre should be a rhythm based RPG shooter.

and you can only attack by parrying bullets with bullets

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Looking like samurai scorpio from super ninja brothers. Ain't that a bitch..

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I think we should form a union.

You lead

 

[Guilty_AI]

Nice thinking i like the manipulation so nobody gets money in the end only me
Any ideas on the project?

Whatever is fine, this is just a money laundering front anyway

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Whatever is fine, this is just a money laundering front anyway

Like the way you think

 

[No Banana]

I don't understand why you don't keep restocking the free soda, it makes it harder for me to take them home

Also if you stop providing free soda and snacks be prepared for the staff (me) to complain endlessly rather than focus on the fact the staff (me) missed every deadline production set

 

[Sentenza]

I think we should form a union.

Incidentally you are all fired.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Focus testing suggests the firetruck should have a built-in pool and/or a mohawk.

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[Not_A-Cop_Maybe]

Who the fuck let you in??
Edit we need cash manager interested?? We will not pay you Kronark will show your desk

Actually i just got a promotion. Im now the regional director to the director.

Also. You're fired.

 

[Moondoggy]

I'll be the ex-Ubisoft employee that joins part way through development

 

[No Banana]

Since nepotism is a proven hiring method, here are some resumes from poorly qualified friends that will undoubtedly lift up the studio and myself

Can I get my referral bonuses please? Er, I mean now

 

[TheAnt]

Hey guys, can we keep all the decisions in the project doc please? So we don't have to go through a bunch of different threads to see what's what?

Also, here's the link for the afternoon's retro: figma.com/retro-2026-03-12/ if anyone wants to add notes before the meeting.

Thanks!

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Since nepotism is a proven hiring method, here are some resumes from poorly qualified friends that will undoubtedly lift up the studio and myself

Can I get my referral bonuses please? Er, I mean now

How about that artwork you promised to show the team?? This month you will recieve 34 cents more so it will not only be 119 dollars BUT 119 dollars AND 12 cents.eet me in the "room" for a raise

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Actually i just got a promotion. Im now the regional director to the director.

Also. You're fired.

I'm only a janitor here

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I don't understand why you don't keep restocking the free soda, it makes it harder for me to take them home

Also if you stop providing free soda and snacks be prepared for the staff (me) to complain endlessly rather than focus on the fact the staff (me) missed every deadline production set

Can you show the team your progress on the level design, free soda and snacks?? we don't have that here you should really stop using drugs here (but sinc

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Sorry, you're all fired. I just tweeted about it and posted on LinkedIn, so ... it's a done deal.

I know the first day is hard here but please be li

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I jut read 10 last messages, I'm scared to read the rest.

Who let you in? Kronark let this guy out
Edit interested in marketing organization we Will PAY you (something)

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I am excited to announce we have expanded Human Resources by 200%.

Every room will now have a member from HR with them....... just in case you have a concern.

Also, the workplace conduct sessions will continue until morale improves.

Excellent you always are expanding something

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I'll be in charge of insulting 60% of our potential customer base online.

Why would you insult my money???

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I'll be the ex-Ubisoft employee that joins part way through development

Before we hire you what did you do at Ubisoft?

 

[Moondoggy]

Before we hire you what did you do at Ubisoft?

I ran the emotional support animal daycare.

 

[user friendly]

I don't know if I would use the picture of someone born with a genetic disease as the bud of a joke, Toph.

Gaf has lost it's way, big time.

 

[Hudo]

I am rewriting the Engine so we can support an in-game NFT marketplace.

 

[Jinzo Prime]

I am rewriting the Engine so we can support an in-game NFT marketplace.

I'll hire the outsource art team to generate create unique works of art for all the NFTs. My brother is CFO of the company, but trust me, they are the best fit for our needs.

 

[PlayStaytion]

A dark hair and inverse it's color to white just like Geralt and Ciri cause they pretty much genetically other-worldy but they get the attention of what an S tier game deserve.

 

[PlayStaytion]

I tend to like male protagonists who has daughters more, maybe it's just me, I don't know. Imagine Leon S Kennedy has a daughter.

 

[PeteBull]

I tend to like male protagonists who has daughters more, maybe it's just me, I don't know. Imagine Leon S Kennedy has a daughter.

Leon already has full harem of capcom female employes, bro, he will have full batalion of children, suprisingly all of them half-asian

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Can someone send out a reminder notice to the team?

Company cooking lessons and knitting classes every Wednesday afternoon. So wrap up what youre working on by 2 pm. Get there by 2:30 pm. Then afterwards it's dinner on company dime.

Management wants to make sure you dont get depressed and go on Reddit uploading confidential memos, leaks or rag on bosses to the public.

 

[PeteBull]

Which one of u patriarchal mysogynistic pigs tried to sniff our only female employers hair? Go to HR right away, admit ur mistake and commit sudoku on the spot
Oh, and stop sending her dick picks, every time she is like:

Im pming the mighty witch Anita right this second to make sure all sellout journos get full info about this story
I fully expect 4 kickstarters and 7 Gofundme made by tomorrow, anita needs some blessing too, after all

Oh and once our game is out i already booked that male dildo reviewer from kotaku to make stellar review of our project, expecting only good things ofc and barely any AI put into it

 

[MayauMiao]

Okay so we need to make an open world game, let's start with The Main character appearance?

Badass male or anime waifus.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I ran the emotional support animal daycare.

Can you work on animal NPC design in the game?

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I am rewriting the Engine so we can support an in-game NFT marketplace.

Always contact Kronark about this he always is supportive while (always) on drugs

 

[CliffBronger]

I hope we are not hiring the blue haired, bull nose ring brigade ....

 

[Disco Dave]

I hope we are not hiring the blue haired, bull nose ring brigade ....

Too late. The Professor onboarded yesterday.

 

[simpatico]

Rogue motorcycle cop in 1990 Brazilian favelas. His only friend is his GSX-R750 and Berretta Raffica. They play as nearly sentient side characters with the protagonist. Leveling up and becoming stronger throughout the game. Slick Dead to Rights / Sleeping Dogs style combat and a fully interactive environment. Every bullet hitting brick chips off dust, batters cardboard boxes and shatters any glass. Splinters wooden window frames. Simple GI with all light sources casting basic shadows, but nothing that will choke the GPU. Highest effort audio and sound effects production with no expense spared in that department. Driving phsyics that err slightly on the sim side while still being fun, ala Forza Horizon+.

 

[polybius80]

Okay so we need to make an open world game, let's start with The Main character appearance?

is this a prompt for a LLM?

 

[evanft]

Did someone piss in the coffee maker? It tastes funny.

 

[lmimmfn]

 

[RedC]

Okay so we need to make an open world game, let's start with The Main character appearance?

 

[No Banana]

What is this nonsense

I distinctly said MORE purple in the design. It's critical to the gameplay loop.

 

[evanft]

Bro how'd you get into my gooning folder?

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Did someone piss in the coffee maker? It tastes funny.

Are you insaaaaaaane - coffee maker?? this studio alone is worth like 142dollars must be somebody's else coffee maker

Focus testing suggests the firetruck should have a built-in pool and/or a mohawk.

Spoiler

Spoiler

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Okay i vote for the second image
WHO VOTES FOR WHAT?

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Why not