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[manfestival]

Which and why?
Also shamelessly stolen from another poll I saw

 

[Pejo]

Does the staff imply use of magic or are we talking a battle staff?

 

[Little Mac]

I chose sword over the other options because I have what you call a penis.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[Kev Kev]

bow for sneaky sniper build

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[haxan7]

Bow for ranged combat, sword for close quarters. I guess staff if I'm not trying to kill my opponent.

I choose all 3.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Came in here to post this

 

[The_hunter]

 

[just_some_nut]

1000x-folded katana for obvious reasons

 

[Porcile]

I'd turn that staff into a Javelin

Spoiler

 

[RoboFu]

in my experience… the absolute best weapon in a fight is being naked with a full erection.

 

[MaestroMike]

To learn for fun ?? Probably a sword a samurai sword in centuries past people devoted their whole lives to mastering the blade definitely would’ve been a sight to see the epic sword fights that took place I’d imagine speed is more important than brute strength and a smaller quicker guy would be able to come out on top against a much larger slower opponent

 

[Doom85]

Just pray you never run out of ammo tho….

 

[haxan7]

in my experience… the absolute best weapon in a fight is being naked with a full erection.

Your dick would be the first thing to get chopped off

 

[Jeeves]

Crowbar. Can use to stun, cause serious injury or kill. Durable and no maintenance required, so I can keep going and going. And if you barricade yourself, I can still get you. What?

 

[Artoris]

Your dick would be the first thing to get chopped off

That and the testicles

 

[Zeroing]

I always don’t play by the rules, I would be the king giving orders!! You minions do the fighting! I would just watch!
Also if all of you don’t come victorious, no whores for anyone for 3 months!

 

[Artoris]

I always don’t play by the rules, I would be the king giving orders!! You minions do the fighting! I would just watch!
Also if all of you don’t come victorious, no whores for anyone for 3 months!

I would be highly sceptical of the kind of whores you would provide

 

[Rest]

 

[Rest]

1000x-folded katana for obvious reasons

Sir, I have a book for you.

 

[haxan7]

I would be highly sceptical of the kind of whores you would provide

I would totally trust him to provide me quality whores

 

[Zeroing]

I would be highly sceptical of the kind of whores you would provide

Female ones with real vaginas not magical ones!

Edit: I am ruthless but also kind to my people!
Now fight for your king, your country and for glory!

 

[kingfey]

I wanna do this.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

When I was a child/teenager/last week I used to have play sword fights using sticks with my friends. Sometimes we'd find the brittle hollow discount bamboo ones and have contact matches.

Because of this, I choose sword, because there's .5% less of a chance that I'll be instantly slaughtered versus the other two options

I mean, I should probably ask what the poll is for.

Like, is it to defend my homeland? My life? Is it just my favorite out of the three? Have I been bamboozled and this is the only tool I can use for the rest of my life?

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Dialogue and peace

 

[Mossybrew]

Very minimalist poll OP, so many weapons in this world, you list only three choices?

 

[Kraz]

 

[Batiman]

Bows are for cowards and staffs are for geezers

 

[Kraz]

walk without rhythm

 

[Rockondevil]

Since no info I’m gonna assume staff means magic. So that’s my choice.

 

[Soodanim]

I like that OP asks why while giving absolutely no context whatsoever for the choice. Did the poll it was shamelessly stolen from give a little more than you did, OP?

If it's long term post-apocalyptic survival, a sword is perhaps the option that makes most sense because it's sharp and has no ammo dependency.

If it'a fun and/or in a context where ammo isn't an issue, bow is a personal favourite.

Staff is a blunt 2H melee weapon, so it's a +/- comparison to the sword.

 

[SJRB]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[FunkMiller]

I’d have to pick sword, as I did Kendo many years ago, and probably would remember bits and pieces of it. Though, a staff can be super effective due to its long range.

Only nerds use bows. Fact.

 

[Wildebeest]

When a guy with a staff comes at you, what are you going to do, sword boy? This isn't D&D, you don't roll dice based on how cool or shiny some shut in nerd thinks your weapon is.