Weird shit you do

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Duji

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My arm is not my ass. I guess I don't expect it to be as clean as my face or hands. That's not to say I don't clean my ass but I don't feel as disgusted if there's shit particles on my ass as I would be if it were in my hands. I'm guessing you clean your penis with toilet paper+water after you're done peeing?
I usually take a small square of toilet paper to soak up the final drops. No water needed. Urine is sterile anyway.

When I don't use water after I take a dump (ie public washroom) it feels terrible. More prone to itchiness and doesn't feel ventilated, so to speak. Why only clean under the hood while taking a shower?
 

NinjaBoiX

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Whenever I put a stick of gum in my mouth, I make a short but loud "OMNOM" sound every time.

Also, when i'm peeing I bring my free hand up in front of my stomach and slowly lower it like i'm using force push to squeeze out the urine.


..Yeah.
I love these ones!

I have to straighten the creases and folds out of any bank notes, and have them all facing the right way, and in numerical order in my wallet.

I consider receiving a crumpled up tatty bank note a personal affront.
 

solomon

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Other than rice I must finish every last piece of food on my plate, if not I feel like those I didn't eat are the odd ones out.

I save any insect or lizard in my house that's not a cockroache or ant.

Right before I step out the shower I have to make it as cold as possible (GOod lord my room is hot during the day)
 

soepje

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I always have to inspect my eggs before baking them. There can not be any bloodcloths in the eggwhite and those white 'strings' have to get out too.
 
Whenever i'm on an airplane i try to imagine what a viking would feel/say/think about flying or beeing part of modern day society.
 
I mouth guitar almost every song I hear on the radio
I run the water in the bathroom every time I poop (just for a second or two to cover up the potential sploosh noise)
I don't ever set my food down when I'm eating
I make weird faces in the mirror for several minutes over the course of the day - pretty much everyday
I talk to animals
 
-I put yellow mustard on cheese pizza.
-Everything around me needs to be symmetrical or perfectly straight. Anything crooked bothers me.
-I always use exaggerated facial expressions.
-I crossed my legs while standing a lot when I was younger. It looked like I had to piss really badly or something. I still do it occasionally.
 

KiDdYoNe

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Talk to myself if no one is around (sometimes)

Tear out stubborn nose hairs that are sticking out (shaving is temporary, pulling lasts longer)
Setting volume to even numbers of intervals of 5.

Drink a liter of OJ a day, it's an addiction

Sometimes scratch my balls and smell my manly ball musk (then promptly wash my hands)



Oh shit I do this too, it's always towards the end of my peeing session. It's a race to see if I can finish before the flush finishes, if the toilet fills up again and is even slightly yellow I've failed my mission.

Damn. Never even wanted to write a thing here, but.

I was doing it while reading this thread and BOOM!

When i playing, sometimes i am starting to speak with the game in english (i'm russian)
I chew my fingernails, myself around em and then starting to cut off skin that needs to be cutted off with a knife. Ending up in blood every time btw. My arms are pretty messy all the time.
When someone freaks me out with his stupidity, i become confused and lost and eventually starting to laugh. It's pretty offensive thing :(
There is a girl at work sitting near the exit. Sometimes i leaving my work place and faking a phonecall just to see her.

Oh and that "when im busy i wanna play, when i have free time i never wanna play videogames". Yeah, happens every time.
 

k_trout

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to be honest
coming here to post is the weirdest thing i do

i still cant work out why i do it outside of boredom


and a hint to the nose hair pullers

always twist as you pull, not as sore that way
 

k_trout

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When planning for something, I write down every detail. Even things that are blatantly obvious.


for everything or just big things that do require planning?

like you dont write down......im going to go to the fridge open the door and take out the salami then get the bread from the ......
 
The thanking the ATM is awesome and I think I want to steal that habit.

I can't stand too symmetrical and perfect places. I usually do some kind of small thing to create some chaos. Nothing major, like making an painting a little crooked or something similar. Can't relax in a perfect environment.

I like my apartment to mirror my state of mind. So if I am feeling stressed out over something like work, it feels relieving to leave things intentionally messy. It relieves my stress. Usually my bedroom so I can just close the door and my guest don't realize how weird I am.
 
I tend to smile or laugh a lot when im talking with friends for some odd reason.
And i also sometimes sit in the shower so i can mediate and focus on my thoughts.
And every few months i tend to go on a huge cleaning spree in my room that causes a giant mess in my hall
 

liger05

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I put ketchup on roast chicken, lamb, beef and am told that is weird but I really dont see whats so strange about that. I dont like Gravy!!
 

TommyT

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The texture of cotton balls freaks me out. I get the heebie-jeebies just thinking about it.

On a related note: Whenever someone is rubbing their bare palms/feet on something (like rubbing your palms on your thighs while having jeans on, or foot across carpet) I SWEAR I can feel that in my palms/feet as well.
 

k_trout

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On a related note: Whenever someone is rubbing their bare palms/feet on something (like rubbing your palms on your thighs while having jeans on, or foot across carpet) I SWEAR I can feel that in my palms/feet as well.

i was doing that as i read your post
no sh8t i really was
 
I say things to anything living or inanimate such as trees, bugs, cars, computers, animals. If I tip over my cactus or something I'll say "sorry buddy".

stare at the moon and stars.

I eat a candy bar when I play multiplayer games. Gives me a sugar rush and the advantage. I think.

yea I talk to my car a lot. I also talk to myself allot
 

NinjaBoiX

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I remember a while back, someone made a post about blow drying their nut sack and taint after having a shower.

I mean, why?
 

k_trout

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I remember a while back, someone made a post about blow drying their nut sack and taint after having a shower.

I mean, why?

lol i would imagine.....
now this is just off the top of my head definitely not through personal experience

cause its pleasurable :)
 

Vanillalite

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Do to my anxiety level I have a lot of weird quirks.

For example I'm always worried I left something on in my car be it a light, stereo, or something plugged into my cigarette lighter like my XM Radio (my cigarette lighter is always "on" even if the car is off). So I'll like triple check everything is off. Get out of the car. Lock it with my remote. Then I'll peer into the car to check if things are really off. Then a lot of times after I start to walk away I have to double back and peer in again just to make sure or else I'll get this thought in my mind that I left something on.
 

PFD

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How do you live? Water is water. It's supposed to not have a flavor. After running 10km try it and see if you still hate it.

I use pepper in almost all my food

He probably gets by through soft drinks and coffee/tea.
 
Wont shave unless I can shower first, or rather I will only shave if I can shower first.
Im convinced its the reason I dont get fucked up razor rash now.
 
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