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[Mike]

It's been a while since we've had one of these.


My nominations for top three weirdest games:

1. Seaman - Especially the crazy ending where you escape the lab.
2. Cubivore - For the mating scenes.
3. Vib-ribbon - Did we ever get a US version here?

 

[wobedraggled]

I'll agree with those, and sadly no US vib ribbon.

I'll add strech panic to that list.

 

[MarkMacD]

LSD "Dream Emulator" for the PS1 (JPN only). Fucked up with a capital fucked.

 

[Tarazet]

It's been a while since we've had one of these.

not really

 

[truffleshuffle83]

REZ comes with a "trance vibrator"................... a total wtf is this

 

[Culex]

A Boy and His Blob, for the NES.

Strange, strange (yet fun) game.

 

[heavy liquid]

Ai Choaniki

 

[Companion Cube]

REZ comes with a "trance vibrator"................... a total wtf is this

Nah that makes perfect sense

I was expecting someone to have said Killer 7. I haven't played it, but previews seem wtf worthy to me.

 

[polg]

That cooking game for PS1?

 

[RaySpencer]

Penguin land for the master system...i mean you were a peguin, and you had to eat rocks to get your egg to the bottom of the spaceship, without it falling to far, or getting broken by falling rocks or bears ...

edit: btw, this game owned and i played it to death

 

[Mike]

LSD "Dream Emulator" for the PS1 (JPN only). Fucked up with a capital fucked.

What the? Tell me more.

 

[distantmantra]

Ai Choaniki

I second Choaniki. A game with the title of Legend of the Holy Protein is just crazy.

 

[Reilly]

biggest waste of a rental EVER

 

[flarkminator]

Kid Chameleon possibly

 

[..pakbeka..]

aside from the ones already mentioned, I'll add Super Magnetic NEO for the dreamcast, it was pretty fucked up, and fun

 

[Tain]

Darkseed.

I wouldn't consider Vib-Ribbon to be all that wierd; just a good, unique choice of visual style.

 

[Matlock]

You might be a redneck if you get trapped in an HR Giger painting!

 

[wobedraggled]

biggest waste of a rental EVER

How dare you sully the killing game show.

 

[Tain]

You might be a redneck if you get trapped in an HR Giger painting!

Yeah, that's one of the many problems with the game: The main character is Jeff Foxworthy with a mullet.

 

[DCharlie]

"LSD "Dream Emulator" for the PS1 (JPN only). Fucked up with a capital fucked."

Man, the CD that comes with that has some pretty decent artists on it - Gus Gus for one.

Topolo is pretty fecked up i guess.

Jungle Park is fecked up because it makes ZERO sense. "oh, i just got attacked by a bush, i dropped my sticks, now i have to go back and get some more without slipping on the grass...."

 

[Matlock]

Yeah, that's one of the many problems with the game: The main character is Jeff Foxworthy with a mullet.

mullet detected

 

[radioheadrule83]

http://ulmeyda7.ytmnd.com/

 

[DECK'ARD]

Frankie Goes To Hollywood (C64/Spectrum)
Ancipital (C64)

And ofcourse:

Killer 7!

 

[Hydro_Alexis]

MGS2

 

[Flynn]

What about that Takeshi Kitano game?

I never played it, but I heard it was pretty strange.

Also: Lucky Wander Boy -- very strange ending. :lol

 

[wobedraggled]

Strip Fighter II

 

[Stinkles]

What was the PSone game where you were a bespectacled Salaryman and you had to play mini games to get home/laid/not fired?

 

[BobbyRobby]

Panic! for Sega CD
Wario Ware

What was the PSone game where you were a bespectacled Salaryman and you had to play mini games to get home/laid/not fired?

Incredible Crisis?

 

[Ranger X]

One Piece Mansion - PS1

 

[DECK'ARD]

Incredible Crisis?

Yeah, Tondemo Crisis in Japan.

Great little game!

 

[monkey79]

Princess Tomato and The Salad Kingdom (NES)
Earthbound (SNES)
Dynamite Heady (Genesis)

 

[Stinkles]

YES! Incredible Crisis for the win. None madder.

 

[Bobety]

Killer 7

 

[VariableTerry]

Well as far as a weird story, the horribly translated Castle Shikigami 2 is one of my top picks.

 

[bobbyconover]

Since we seem to be going for forced/intentional weirdness, Engacho is a pretty good choice. It's a unique, fun, and pretty difficult isometric action-puzzle game, and the main enemies are pictured on the cover: a butt with wings, a guy with snot dripping out of his nose, a slobbery guy, and a guy with very hairy armpits.

When they hunt you down, this happens:

(It came out for Wonderswan, too!)

I hope you're planning to turn the results of this thread into a G4 special, Mike.

 

[brocke]

I hope you're planning to turn the results of this thread into a G4 special, Mike.

Mike works at G4?

 

[DECK'ARD]

Rakugaki Showtime by Treasure is worth a mention as well.

Mad 4-player crayon-drawn scribbly graphics Power Stone-ish game on PS1.

 

[Widfara]

Captain Novolin for SNES.

 

[Stinkles]

OK. I didn't want to bust this out, but you've forced my hand. Toilet Kids for PC Engine makes Vib Ribbon look like an EA sequel.

Vertically scrolling shooter featuring a world beyond the flush, where every villain was shat out of another.

 

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Boong-Ga Boong-Ga.

 

[Tortfeasor]

stretch panic....

You jump by grabbing womans boobies down and the when you let go and they bounce, you are propelled forward.

 

[hooded pitohui]

 

[Date of Lies]

Weirdest shit ever

 

[flarkminator]

Doesn't get any wierder than "True Fist of the Nosehair"

 

[pancakesandsex]

Ai Choaniki

You are a sick sick man.


I will go with the slightly tamer Katamari Damacy

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

Boong-Ga Boong-Ga.

WINNER!


Come on guys, it's a game in which we STICK OUR FINGERS UP PEOPLE'S ASSES!!! WTF?!!

 

[newsguy]

I recently played 3 dirty dwarfs (i think I have the name wrong) on the Saturn. One dude bowls, one plays baseball, and one has a shotgun, wtf? Enemies are off the wall wierd but it's a great little co-op game.

 

[bobbyconover]

Mike works at G4?

I thought so! Could be wrong, though.

 

[Sea-Dragon]

Bad Mojo for the PC is one of the weirdest one I've played recently - I just got to the part of the game where you see the adorable little rounded tyke, wrapped in swaddling clothes, laid upon his proud mother's belly. Then, the little adorable cherub takes out a knife and starts stabbing mommy dearest in the chest, as the horrified nurse looks on, while happy bouncy "baby" music plays in the background. Plus, you're a cockroach when you watch this - an actual cockroach. And you're viewing this movie inside a briefcase. Near a shoe. And a monkey with cymbals. So... yes, it was worth the $10 at EB Games.

 

[Matlock]

Darkseed.

I wouldn't consider Vib-Ribbon to be all that wierd; just a good, unique choice of visual style.

I just looked at it again...


Is that...

...a vagina on his forehead?