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[LakeEarth]

I know most of you are already Uncles. I know people who were uncles before they were even born. But finally, this man over here in an uncle.

New nephew to teach how ot wrestle, to teach how to play my Donkey Konga....

(passes out some blue cigars)

Headed to see him at the hospital soon!

(shameless post I know, tell us about your Uncle experiences or something)

 

[demon]

Congrats. Just don't become that weird uncle mommy always tries to keep the kids away from during family get-togethers.

 

[robochimp]

I was an uncle last week too! Well briefly. It died

 

[DMczaf]

Welcome to the club!

I have 5 nieces and 1 nephew myself.

 

[Brannon]

Uncles Unite!

All the fun; none of the responsibility!

 

[Seth C]

Uncles Unite!

All the fun; none of the responsibility!

Not an uncle yet, as I'm the oldest in my family. Maybe soon however, as my sister is getting married in a week.

 

[Drinky Crow]

I'm an uncle and a dad. I'm gonna teach my nephew how to curse.

 

[Jim Bowie]

I was an uncle last week too! Well briefly. It died

Oh my God! You don't just say that!

Congrats, demon, anyway.

 

[Seth C]

Oh my God! You don't just say that!

Congrats, demon, anyway.

Yeah, that one was so bad I just had to ignore it.

 

[robochimp]

Yeah, that one was so bad I just had to ignore it.

Ehh whatever. I'm not just making it up

 

[DarthWoo]

I'm an uncle twice over. My brother in law is apparently a frequent asshole whenever nobody else is around, according to my mother. Supposedly, my sister was actually pregnant in between the two children she has now, but her idiot husband made her help him carry some huge piece of furniture up the stairs against her protests, and she miscarried . However, the two boys they do have are quite healthy, although I think my sister would really like to have a daughter, so I imagine if they try again and that doesn't happen, that's where they stop. There's some statistic that on average, every male child a mother has will shorten their life by one year, compared to females children.

 

[LakeEarth]

Congrats, demon, anyway.

Either you confused me with demon or you think I'm evil or something. I'm invisible or something.

 

[demon]

Oh my God! You don't just say that!

Congrats, demon, anyway.

...

 

[Brannon]

No props for LakeEarth. Twas a sad day indeed.

 

[LakeEarth]

No props for LakeEarth. Twas a sad day indeed.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

are you sure you're the uncle? I would get a blood test.