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KIM DAVIS

http://www.advocate.com/religion/20...hurch-protest-workplace-kim-davis?team=social

"Kim claims that she has lived in proud sin for many years, divorcing and remarrying, not one time or two times, in fact you need a score card to keep track. Her lawyers, being smooth talking fellows say that all that was before her call to salvation two years ago when her current mother-in-law died. Nice, tidy, cleaver (sic), but no cigar! These matters are not hard and unclear. That man that Kim Davis is living with and calling her husband, IS NOT! Her husband is Dwain Wallace, who she married when she was 18-years-old. It does not matter how many years you pile on, it was adultery at the beginning and it was adultery in the middle and it is indeed adultery today!

If Kim Davis received mercy from God and grace, as she claims, she would, with all due haste put her sin away. She would mourn for her sins, and in a show of great mercy, she would be busy apologizing to the fags for enabling them, and she would, with all diligence, give those perverts a marriage license. See these words of Bible doctrine and be instructed and obey! These words would bind the heart of a servant of God and only good works would follow! Kim Davis hates these words and has decided that her adultery is less sin, than the sin of the sodomites."

Match made in heaven

 

[Shaanyboi]

 

[legacyzero]

Enemy of my enemy?????

Yeah I like this better.

 

[echoshifting]

I'm so tired of the WBC. I mean this is cool....I guess? But their statement posted here is so fucking repulsive - not to mention nonsensical - I have a hard time getting excited about them going after anyone, even if it is Kim fucking Davis.

 

[Darksol]

Have at it.

 

[Brian Griffin]

She would mourn for her sins, and in a show of great mercy, she would be busy apologizing to the fags for enabling them, and she would, with all diligence, give those perverts a marriage license.

Am I understanding this right, are they saying she should be giving them licenses? They think gay people are perverts but still believe in the law that they are allowed to marry? WTF am I reading?

 

[Dambrosi]

Well...at least the Westboro psychos are true to the letter of their laws?

...I got nothin'.

Am I understanding this right, are they saying she should be giving them licenses? They think gay people are perverts but still believe in the law that they are allowed to marry? WTF am I reading?

Wasn't Jesus quoted in the Good Book as saying that Christians should obey the laws of the land, even if they were unjust? There's that.

 

[Aske]

I'm so tired of the WBC. I mean this is cool....I guess? But their statement posted here is so fucking repulsive I have a hard time getting excited about them going after anyone, even if it is Kim fucking Davis.

Agreed. Vile stuff. I hope the kids are less vitriolic when their sociopathic parents die off.

 

[DietRob]

Perfect first post.

 

[DaveTheSnake]

Well done sir.

 

[Shaanyboi]

I'm so tired of the WBC. I mean this is cool....I guess? But their statement posted here is so fucking repulsive - not to mention nonsensical - I have a hard time getting excited about them going after anyone, even if it is Kim fucking Davis.

Of course they're vile pieces of inhuman trash in just about every sense. But atleast they can focus their efforts on pissing off someone whom none of us have to bother caring about.

 

[echoshifting]

Of course they're vile pieces of inhuman trash in just about every sense. But atleast they can focus their efforts on pissing off someone whom none of us have to bother caring about.

True enough.

 

[weshes195]

I find this funny but on the other hand... Eh, I don't like Kim Davis, but I don't know.... These people are 10 times more insane than her. They scare me more than the KKK do now.

Just afraid for the family being pushed in the light (and yes I know they are like Kim Davis, but they actually didn't do anything wrong). These people are, IMO, much worse people than her so it kinda just leaves me meh.

 

[Septimus Prime]

Am I understanding this right, are they saying she should be giving them licenses? They think gay people are perverts but still believe in the law that they are allowed to marry? WTF am I reading?

Basically, they're saying that sin is sin, and Kim Davis is in no position to be punishing others for their sin while expecting a free pass for her own.

 

[Captin Quacker]

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[Angst-Incarnate]

I wish more people would troll them publicly, because when they do it's just some high class entertainment.

 

[robotrock]

Incredible post

 

[Snaku]

They deserve each other.

 

[ReAxion]

May they form a negative-attention-seeking black hole.

 

[water_wendi]

Well...at least the Westboro psychos are true to the letter of their laws?

...I got nothin'.


Wasn't Jesus quoted in the Good Book as saying that Christians should obey the laws of the land, even if they were unjust? There's that.

Might also have something to do with breaking oaths as well. County clerks take an oath sworn before God.

http://www.lrc.ky.gov/statutes/statute.aspx?id=21176

30A.020 Oath of clerk and deputies.

Every clerk and deputy, in addition to the oath prescribed by Section 228 of the Constitution, shall, before entering on the duties of his office, take the following oath in presence of the Circuit Court: "I, ....., do swear that I will well and truly discharge the duties of the office of .............. County Circuit Court clerk, according to the best of my skill and judgment, making the due entries and records of all orders, judgments, decrees, opinions and proceedings of the court, and carefully filing and preserving in my office all books and papers which come to my possession by virtue of my office; and that I will not knowingly or willingly commit any malfeasance of office, and will faithfully execute the duties of my office without favor, affection or partiality, so help me God." The fact that the oath has been administered shall be entered on the record of the Circuit Court.

edit:

First post would be perfect if it was a good gif. It only has part of the phrase.. come on now.

edit2:
Brawndo Addict knows whats up.

 

[Brawndo Addict]

Nooo, you need the big file size version in all its glory and majesty

 

[RedToad64]

I wish more people would troll them publicly, because when they do it's just some high class entertainment.

So you want them to receive more attention.

 

[Shadownet]

Mutually assured destruction would be nice.

 

[Cipherr]

Nooo, you need the big file size version in all its glory and majesty

I swear to god I love this image man.

 

[Acorn]

WBC been falling off the radar since their tricks got old.

 

[water_wendi]

WBC been falling off the radar since their tricks got old.

More like since those they attack are used to being told God hates them and they are going to hell. The Religious Right is not used to being gleefully told they are hell bound and i dont think its a coincidence that the WBC national prominence fell off once the Republicans lost the Presidency.

 

[ElRenoRaven]

WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!

Did I read their statement right? They want her to issue marriage licenses and in the process verbally abuse them. Are we officially in bizarro world now?

 

[PeskyToaster]

Well...at least the Westboro psychos are true to the letter of their laws?

...I got nothin'.


Wasn't Jesus quoted in the Good Book as saying that Christians should obey the laws of the land, even if they were unjust? There's that.

Sounds like something a very forward thinking member of one of the many councils would slip in there lol.

 

[PotatoeMasher]

WBC been falling off the radar since their tricks got old.

I think with Fred Phelps dying after being excommunicated and so many of the kids leaving there's also been a power struggle. Last I heard Shirley Phelps-Roper wasn't running the show these days and instead the filmmaker outsider dude is in charge now. That might have come from a Louis Theroux interview.

 

[NateGrigs]

So you want them to receive more attention.

I dunno. I feel like 99% of people have enough common sense to realize that what they "preach" is hateful nonsense. More press reminds people that christianity can be taken overboard

 

[Professor Renegade]

Literally came here to post this. Glad to see the first post nailing it.

 

[Calderc]

It's like cancer declaring war on AIDS.

 

[PSqueak]

"...See these words of Bible doctrine and be instructed and obey! These words would bind the heart of a servant of God and only good works would follow! Kim Davis hates these words and has decided that her adultery is less sin, than the sin of the sodomites."

So basically, the WBC is going like "We're going to point out your hypocrisy, Kim Davis, while ironically ignoring the double hipocrisy we're deep into by doing this!"

 

[Shaanyboi]

Nooo, you need the big file size version in all its glory and majesty

Thank you for teaching me the error of my ways. I have come away from this a better man. I swear to you... I shall do better.

 

[FairyD]

I see WBC as a high form of satire.

 

[uncelestial]

Man, never underestimate the power of a well-placed letthemfight.gif

 

[Wolfe]

So basically, the WBC is going like "We're going to point out your hypocrisy, Kim Davis, while ironically ignoring the double hipocrisy we're deep into by doing this!"

As my man Pee Wee would say: "Takes one to know one!"

 

[Deleted member 284]

I only came into this thread for the first gif and saw the infinitely better one. Bravo GAFfers.

 

[bobbychalkers]

This never fails to make me laugh, glad it was first post.

 

[DXLelouch153]

playing Dead Space series has basicly made me compare Unitologists to WBC
thankfully WBC doesnt have the same kind of power they do though

 

[Mr. X]

The struggle to stay hip.

 

[Mysterious]

the fags for enabling them, and she would, with all diligence, give those perverts a marriage license.

The fucking Westboro church told her to issue a gay marriage license. LMAO.

 

[ElBoxyBrown]

Westboro is still around?

 

[water_wendi]

The fucking Westboro church told her to issue a gay marriage license. LMAO.

Davis broke an oath she swore before God in doing so.

 

[El Odio]

I said this aloud at work when I read the thread title.

 

[uncredited male]

and she would, with all diligence, give those perverts a marriage license.

Must have been an interesting debate they had regarding making this statement.

 

[Kibbles]

Do they go after the Pope?

 

[GamerJM]

Am I understanding this right, are they saying she should be giving them licenses? They think gay people are perverts but still believe in the law that they are allowed to marry? WTF am I reading?

I legitimately can't parse what that sentence is trying to say. Like, if I'm understanding it right, she should apologize to gay people for enabling them but give them their marriage license? How did she enable them?

 

[linsivvi]

Enemy of my enemy?????

Is not your friend

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

I legitimately can't parse what that sentence is trying to say. Like, if I'm understanding it right, she should apologize to gay people for enabling them but give them their marriage license? How did she enable them?

Apologize in advance for enabling their homosexuality with a marriage license. This group is weird.