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Whale swallows kayaker....and then spits him back out

Chuck Berry

Gold Member
Off the coast of Chile...




A humpback whale swallowed a man on a kayak off the coast of Chile last week, before he was quickly able to get out of the leviathan’s mouth unharmed.

Video shows the death-defying and terrifying moment from last Saturday, when Adrián Simancas was kayaking with his father, Dell, in Bahía El Águila near the San Isidro Lighthouse in the Strait of Magellan, off Chilean Patagonia.

As Simancas was paddling in what appeared to be an inflatable kayak, a humpback whale rolled on the surface with its mouth open, swallowing the kayaker.

Moments later, the tail broke the surface and the whale dove to deeper depth. Simancas and his yellow kayak then resurfaced after being freed from the clutches of the whale’s jaws.

The Associated Press reported that Dell captured the moment on video and encouraged his son to stay calm.

"Stay calm, stay calm," the father was heard saying in Spanish after his son was released from the whale.

"I thought I was dead," Adrián told the AP. "I thought it had eaten me, that it had swallowed me."

Enjoy the PTSD, son
 

Chuck Berry

Gold Member
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IDKFA

I am Become Bilbo Baggins
Off the coast of Chile...










Enjoy the PTSD, son


It would have been a freaky experience, but the man was in no danger. Certainly no danger of being swallowed anyway. That would be impossible.

Saying that, I would have still freaked out if it had been me.
 

Men_in_Boxes

Snake Oil Salesman
That whale should be hunted down and murdered. Can't risk it enjoying the experience of tasting human flesh.
 

Chuck Berry

Gold Member
That whale should be hunted down and murdered. Can't risk it enjoying the experience of tasting human flesh.

Yes. Or the father and son need to contact JG Wentworth and then SUE the whale for personal injuries and then get a juicy structured settlement.
 

Idleyes

Gold Member
But as his son was being swallowed by a whale he didn't make a peep, not even a 'holy fuck', just silence.

No idea, but if I had to guess, everything unfolded so fast that the scene must have felt surreal. If it were me (and I can only speak for myself), I’d probably be silent at first, stunned and overwhelmed by the moment, feeling completely helpless. But once he resurfaced, adrenaline would have kicked in, and rather than losing control of the situation, I’d focus on keeping things calm. That’s just me being honest about how I think I’d react. Maybe he wasn’t affected at all, but I highly doubt that.
 
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poppabk

Cheeks Spread for Digital Only Future
No idea, but if I had to guess, everything unfolded so fast that the scene must have felt surreal. If it were me (and I can only speak for myself), I’d probably be silent at first, stunned and overwhelmed by the moment, feeling completely helpless. But once he resurfaced, adrenaline would have kicked in, and rather than losing control of the situation, I’d focus on keeping things calm. That’s just me being honest about how I think I’d react. Maybe he wasn’t affected at all, but I highly doubt that.
Well I don't think any of us are really prepared to see our child get swallowed by a whale so yeah it's hard to know how you would react.
 

Jenov

Member
Cool that was caught on video. I read that it’s literally impossible for a whale to swallow a human though (the throat is too small).
 

Rival

Gold Member
I’m sure that was terrifying but imagine being able to lead with that story at a party when you meet new people. Why can’t anything cool ever happen to me? Tell me something about yourself. Well actually this one time I was kayaking…
 

navii

My fantasy is that my girlfriend was actually a young high school girl.
My ex really loved whales, made me go kayaking looking for the beasts in Hawaii. Luckily that didn’t happen to us. Though Im sure she would have loved it.
 
Cool that was caught on video. I read that it’s literally impossible for a whale to swallow a human though (the throat is too small).

Yeah, they feed on plankton and krill so no need to swallow big things. Even blue whales, the biggest animals alive, can't swallow anything bigger than an orange apparently...
 

AJUMP23

Parody of actual AJUMP23
Some one should interview the whale and get his/ger side of the story. "Just trying to eat some KRILL and this boat starts krill blocking me."
 
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