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What’s the most disgusting thing that has happened to you?
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Vyse1800
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One day at work I went to the restroom to use the urinal and there was a older, limp wristed fellow washing his hands. As I was standing at the urinal, I noticed he'd finished washing and was standing next to the sink staring at me and had a strange look on his face. Really odd. So, I ignore him and as I'm getting ready to flush, he rips out a loud, wet cloud of gas.. all the while still looking at me and now smiling. The stench that filled that restroom was among the most foul I've ever had the misfortune of being in the presence of. I bolted out of that room like a shot.
diffusionx
Gold Member
Got spit on by a bum on the subway. My bleeding heart stopped beating that day.
What a chad.
What a chad.
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Nymphae
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One time in high school I was eating cereal at my girlfriend's house and she had really long hair, I noticed a hair in my mouth while eating and proceeded to pull like a foot long hair out of my mouth, that was pretty gross.
That or being so sick one time that I was at the toilet shitting and puking at the same time.
That or being so sick one time that I was at the toilet shitting and puking at the same time.
Taxexemption
Member
It's really hard to say, I'm sure I'm forgetting something, but I'm going to go with the time one of my brothers pooped on the hood of my car. He was a teenager at the time and was mad at me about something. Something about he left his bike in the middle of the entryway and I threw it in the yard in a disrespectful manner or something stupid like that.
It was a massive poop on the hood of my car, which I had to do something about before driving to work. It was not a great morning.
It was a massive poop on the hood of my car, which I had to do something about before driving to work. It was not a great morning.
triplestation
Member
back when my gym was open i went into the mens restroom and smelled some nuclear shit so bad i turned around and just held my pee until i went home
i wasn't going back in there
i never smelled shit so pungent
i wasn't going back in there
i never smelled shit so pungent
teezzy
Banned
Whyd you do that? Ew
brap
Banned
based
haxan7
Banned
It wasn’t on purpose. I wasn’t ready for how close the water was. It happened while I reached in for the first wipe
bitbydeath
Gold Member
Pulled a drip out of my wrist one time and started spraying blood everywhere. Whoopsies 
epicnemesis
Member
Some strong contenders in here but I think I might have the winner.
I grew up in Nigeria, a place with super strong storms and open gutters.
Walking from school to the car on a day with a particularly strong storm. The ground was flooded and you couldn’t see much. Well, one of the cement blocks that covers the sewer was broken, so little me straight up falls up to my chest in Nigerian ass sewer water, scraping my leg as I went down. I’ve blocked out most of it, but I remember my mom losing her shit and I remember the worlds hottest and longest bath when we got home.
I grew up in Nigeria, a place with super strong storms and open gutters.
Walking from school to the car on a day with a particularly strong storm. The ground was flooded and you couldn’t see much. Well, one of the cement blocks that covers the sewer was broken, so little me straight up falls up to my chest in Nigerian ass sewer water, scraping my leg as I went down. I’ve blocked out most of it, but I remember my mom losing her shit and I remember the worlds hottest and longest bath when we got home.
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My Nigerian!
Stilton Disco
Member
Top 3:
3: Cleaning up my niece's massie liquid shit when she was a toddler, that had overflowed her nappy and run down her legs.
2: Cleaning up my firends vomit at a party in college after a heavy nights drinking, when I found him lying on my toilet floor, half passed out, both he and the floor, walls and even somehow ceiling dripping with it. I had to clean around him, then strip and hose him down in the shower, make him drink a load of water, then put him to bed, then go back and finish cleaning and them bleach everything.
Weirdly though, he had somehow managed to miss the toilet itself completely, despite hitting everywhere around and even behind it, so at least I didn't have to clean that..
1: One time when I was playing with the pigs on my uncles farm, they chased me up one of the large mounds of horse manure and old hay from the stables they kept out back, that they would sell for fertilisers.
At the top I tripped, rolled down the massive pile of horse shit, ending up face down and completely soaked in a large puddle of rain water, horse piss and shit juice, that obviously also got in my mouth, and thus as I stood up I also vomited all over myself.
3: Cleaning up my niece's massie liquid shit when she was a toddler, that had overflowed her nappy and run down her legs.
2: Cleaning up my firends vomit at a party in college after a heavy nights drinking, when I found him lying on my toilet floor, half passed out, both he and the floor, walls and even somehow ceiling dripping with it. I had to clean around him, then strip and hose him down in the shower, make him drink a load of water, then put him to bed, then go back and finish cleaning and them bleach everything.
Weirdly though, he had somehow managed to miss the toilet itself completely, despite hitting everywhere around and even behind it, so at least I didn't have to clean that..
1: One time when I was playing with the pigs on my uncles farm, they chased me up one of the large mounds of horse manure and old hay from the stables they kept out back, that they would sell for fertilisers.
At the top I tripped, rolled down the massive pile of horse shit, ending up face down and completely soaked in a large puddle of rain water, horse piss and shit juice, that obviously also got in my mouth, and thus as I stood up I also vomited all over myself.
-Arcadia-
Banned
Cleaning up diaper blowout for the first time. The horror of walking into a room and seeing that a small baby has somehow produced a level of waste that could not be contained in a diaper, is absolutely everywhere, defying all logic, and is wallowing in it, is an existential level of despair.
Still, this feels tame compared to half the stories in here. I mean, falling into manure with your mouth open? Into active sewers?
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Still, this feels tame compared to half the stories in here. I mean, falling into manure with your mouth open? Into active sewers?
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Nah man a good baby shit still sends me dry heaving. There’s nothing to do about it.
Once in church when I was about 12 I was so sick I puked all over the place and some of it went down my friend’s foot cast...being Sunday and all he had to wait until the next day to get it cut off and recast. Whoopsiedaisy
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I know the kids not smiling, but to me it does, plus the wretching sound fucking kills me everytime.
haxan7
Banned
You mean you don’t take a taste test every now and then just to see where you’re at? I thought everyone does that
Elcid
Banned
Haha you’re gay.
Cunth
Fingerlickin' Good!
dont you have some guys poo on your dick
Elcid
Banned
It was a woman’s!!! I swear...
Stouffers
Banned
I had a sick fuck stare at my dick at a remote truck stop urinal in South Carolina. It was a decent size bank of urinals and no dividers. This gross piece of shit cozied up next to me, unzipped his pants and started jerking it while staring at mine. I noped out immediately.. dick still in hand pissing all the way to the door.
Cunth
Fingerlickin' Good!
Shoulda pissed on his dick
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SLoWMoTIoN
Unconfirmed Member
Shit is just shit. Cunth is prob laughing at you guys.
Stouffers
Banned
I pissed on the walls, floor, sinks and my own pants/shoes during my shuffle out the shitter. I didn’t want to talk about it for a solid few hours.
Slings and Arrows
Banned
Top 3.
3. Shagging a lass in the back of my car, she screamed, I thought ding song I'm a porn star. Turned around and saw a bald, uncle fester looking motherfucker with his face pressed against my side window. I chased him off, then went back and finished her off. No screaming this time. Disappointed.
2. My GF at the time was in the back of a taxi with me after a night out for her birthday. She half filled a tesco bag with sick, which got on my trousers and jacket. Had to shower her down when we got home.
1. I looked in the mirror
3. Shagging a lass in the back of my car, she screamed, I thought ding song I'm a porn star. Turned around and saw a bald, uncle fester looking motherfucker with his face pressed against my side window. I chased him off, then went back and finished her off. No screaming this time. Disappointed.
2. My GF at the time was in the back of a taxi with me after a night out for her birthday. She half filled a tesco bag with sick, which got on my trousers and jacket. Had to shower her down when we got home.
1. I looked in the mirror
I was visiting an Uncle as a kid and had bought one of those styrofoam containers of earthworms to go fishing. After fishing I left it outside and the worms all died and started to smell really bad. As we were getting ready to go back home my Uncle grabbed the worms and said "here you forgot this" and threw the container towards me. The container hit the ground bottom first and exploded like a volcano, so I got covered in rotten worm guts for the road trip home.
Northeastmonk
Gold Member
I popped a giant boil on my stomach back in high school. I don’t know how it formed, but I watched the puss and blood trickle down my leg. I felt so light headed I thought I was going to pass out. The time my girl friend and I experimented back in high school and we weren’t prepared for the 2nd adventure. I ran to the bathroom like the flash. We couldn’t look each other in the eye for a while. She didn’t prepare and I didn’t wear anything. It’s awful to even talk about.
DeaDPo0L84
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I used to post on Reee
haxan7
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DESTROYA
Member
Do you look in the mirror and punch yourself in the face ?
Why would you go back after being banned so many times .
Lot of poop stories .
I’m going to change it up and say it was when a deer ran in front of my car when I was driving on the highway.
Hit it straight on and killed it instantly but I also ran it over with my tires completely.
It was at night and couldn’t be avoided as it seem to run in the middle of the road where I was driving 70MPH on the highway.
Totaled my car completely but there was body parts everywhere , It was gruesome.
It shook me for days, I was lucky and didn’t get a scratch on me but mentally I still haunts me.
Ornlu
Banned
Was working at a super sketchy factory job as my first "real" job beyond retail/food ; it was 10 mins to last shift end on a Friday. I was sick, my guts were rumbling; the exodus was coming. The factory was like 75% ex-cons, and a few young dummies that didn't know better. I couldn't be seen running for the bathroom; the ex-cons gave out nicknames and hounded people for eternity at the slightest sniff of weakness.
The only bathroom was a single stall in the breakroom, right where everyone enters and leaves; I decided to hold out, and clenched for the longest 10 mins of my young life.
It comes out like the exlax scene in Dumb and Dumber. I'm trying not to black out. Finally it's over. I'm alive. Then I hit the handle to flush....and no water comes from the tank. Someone had turned off the water, or the toilet was out of order, and nobody bothered to either lock the stall or put a sign up.
So what could I do? Everyone is gone, and I have no way to fix the problem. I do the only thing I can...wash up and bolt. I make it out without anyone being the wiser, go home, and promptly forget about it.
Monday morning at 6AM when everyone is coming in to work, the factory foreman is there, telling everyone to assemble in the break room for an urgent meeting. We sit down and get yelled at for 20 minutes about how "I know you guys are upset that we didn't give out a bonus last quarter, but that's no reason to commit an act of vandalism like what was discovered in the bathroom this morning!!! When we find out who did this, that person is being fired immediately!!!". As a dumb 18 year old, I was fucking shaking in my boots. All the ex-cons are laughing their asses off, and talking shit, accusing each other of sabotaging the toilet.
I worked there for another year after that; nobody ever found out it was me. On the day I quit and went to another job, as I was walking out the door I walked up to someone I was friends with who hated their job and I knew needed some cheering up and said:
O: "Hey Marita; remember the terrorist shitter?"
M: "Yeah?"
O: "IT WAS MEEEEE!!!"
I could hear her laughing all the way in the parking lot as I was driving off.
The only bathroom was a single stall in the breakroom, right where everyone enters and leaves; I decided to hold out, and clenched for the longest 10 mins of my young life.
Everyone clocks out, and I bolt for the bathroom like Speedy Gonzalez. Containment breach averted.
It comes out like the exlax scene in Dumb and Dumber. I'm trying not to black out. Finally it's over. I'm alive. Then I hit the handle to flush....and no water comes from the tank. Someone had turned off the water, or the toilet was out of order, and nobody bothered to either lock the stall or put a sign up.
So what could I do? Everyone is gone, and I have no way to fix the problem. I do the only thing I can...wash up and bolt. I make it out without anyone being the wiser, go home, and promptly forget about it.
Monday morning at 6AM when everyone is coming in to work, the factory foreman is there, telling everyone to assemble in the break room for an urgent meeting. We sit down and get yelled at for 20 minutes about how "I know you guys are upset that we didn't give out a bonus last quarter, but that's no reason to commit an act of vandalism like what was discovered in the bathroom this morning!!! When we find out who did this, that person is being fired immediately!!!". As a dumb 18 year old, I was fucking shaking in my boots. All the ex-cons are laughing their asses off, and talking shit, accusing each other of sabotaging the toilet.
I worked there for another year after that; nobody ever found out it was me. On the day I quit and went to another job, as I was walking out the door I walked up to someone I was friends with who hated their job and I knew needed some cheering up and said:
O: "Hey Marita; remember the terrorist shitter?"
M: "Yeah?"
O: "IT WAS MEEEEE!!!"
I could hear her laughing all the way in the parking lot as I was driving off.
Tesseract
Banned
oh jesus christ, you win
Mistake
Member
When you clean up the grills closing mcdonalds, you have to empty the grease traps into a big bucket. I went to take it outside and slipped on a patch of ice and fell. The bucket dropped directly down, forcing the grease straight up, raining on me in a cascade of shit. I was lucky I had a friend in town, so I paid him a visit at 1am and asked to use his shower.
I think you win this one
DogofWar
Member
I worked as a hotel room cleaner for about 5 months.
One of the rooms smelled like... sex. Not that unusual but this was extreme. I also found enough pubes to come from AT LEAST two people in the bathtub. Really carefully piled up on top of that. I found two passports in the room, totally unethical I know but I snuck a peek at them to see what pigs could leave a mess like THAT.
Boy 17, woman 47, same family name. Mother and son.
But that was not the worst thing I encountered there. This hotel was right next to the gay quarters in Berlin. One room was "do not disturb" for 3 days. When I finally went in when he checked out it was the worst stench of piss I have ever felt. It was so strong that it burned my eyes physically and I had to cover my face. The plug in the bottom of the shower cabin was in place and there were 3-4 cm of piss floating around there. All over the room, and in the pissy shower, flyers from a BDSM-gay club was scattered.
I had to use my hand to unclog the shower btw, and my cart had no gloves that day.
Lets just say I do not miss this job.
One of the rooms smelled like... sex. Not that unusual but this was extreme. I also found enough pubes to come from AT LEAST two people in the bathtub. Really carefully piled up on top of that. I found two passports in the room, totally unethical I know but I snuck a peek at them to see what pigs could leave a mess like THAT.
Boy 17, woman 47, same family name. Mother and son.
But that was not the worst thing I encountered there. This hotel was right next to the gay quarters in Berlin. One room was "do not disturb" for 3 days. When I finally went in when he checked out it was the worst stench of piss I have ever felt. It was so strong that it burned my eyes physically and I had to cover my face. The plug in the bottom of the shower cabin was in place and there were 3-4 cm of piss floating around there. All over the room, and in the pissy shower, flyers from a BDSM-gay club was scattered.
I had to use my hand to unclog the shower btw, and my cart had no gloves that day.
Lets just say I do not miss this job.
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Plot twist, you actually enjoyed it, now regularly get your wheat fields plowed!
Stouffers
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and emerged a man.
MrS
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