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What’s the most disgusting thing that has happened to you?

Hudo

Hudo

Gold Member
I once had lent my original Xbox controller to a "friend". I got it back after weeks (!) when we met in school. "Here's your controller, bro.", he said as he handed a plastic bag.
Suffice to say that upon looking inside the bag, one of the most dirty, filthy and overall disgusting things I had ever seen revealed itself to me. And the cable appeared to have been resoldered!
He already managed to strategically retreat back to his class when I could finally free myself from looking at this..."thing" that had once been my trusty companion; my weapon with which I physically fended off an attacker at an Xbox Link Party once (I hit him with it quite hard) and with which I claimed many victories in Soulcalibur II and Halo...

With heavy heart I threw the controller away as it was beyond saving.
 
M1chl

M1chl

Currently Gif and Meme Champion
I shit the bed in hospital multiple times and it was mortifiying... I am such a fucking self-consicous looser, that when I go for a check, I never go that department where they saved my life, cause you know....they cleaned up the mess where I haven't be able to move. And...fuck, I still having nightmares from that.
 
BadBurger

BadBurger

Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
Stepping in dog shit barefoot as I ran through a field behind my house wasn't fun.

In high school I got really drunk at a house party. About to pop, I was rushing towards the backdoor to get outside. Right as I got to the sliding glass door I tried to open it - locked. I immediately projectile vomited and it splashed off the glass five inches in front of my face and rebounded all over me. Thank god I was able to slip into my friend's bathroom, wash up, then into his room and change into some of his clothes before anyone saw what happened. Cleaning it up dizzy drunk was not fun though.
 
morelan

morelan

Member
I was drinking chocolate milk and a medium-sized cockroach fell in the glass while I was looking at my PC screen. I picked up the glass without paying attention and I almost swallowed it. I spit it out immediatly without knowing what it was and when I saw it was a cockroach I felt very nauseated and went to vomit.
 
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SLoWMoTIoN

Unconfirmed Member
BadBurger said:
Stepping in dog shit barefoot as I ran through a field behind my house wasn't fun.

In high school I got really drunk at a house party. About to pop, I was rushing towards the backdoor to get outside. Right as I got to the sliding glass door I tried to open it - locked. I immediately projectile vomited and it splashed off the glass five inches in front of my face and rebounded all over me. Thank god I was able to slip into my friend's bathroom, wash up, then into his room and change into some of his clothes before anyone saw what happened. Cleaning it up dizzy drunk was not fun though.
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Why are you running barefoot you weirdo
 
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Slings and Arrows

Banned
Hudo said:
I once had lent my original Xbox controller to a "friend". I got it back after weeks (!) when we met in school. "Here's your controller, bro.", he said as he handed a plastic bag.
Suffice to say that upon looking inside the bag, one of the most dirty, filthy and overall disgusting things I had ever seen revealed itself to me. And the cable appeared to have been resoldered!
He already managed to strategically retreat back to his class when I could finally free myself from looking at this..."thing" that had once been my trusty companion; my weapon with which I physically fended off an attacker at an Xbox Link Party once (I hit him with it quite hard) and with which I claimed many victories in Soulcalibur II and Halo...

With heavy heart I threw the controller away as it was beyond saving.
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SHamalamalan twist: He kept your good controller and gave you back his shitty knackered one. That's why he wanted to lend it in the first place.
 
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hariseldon

Unconfirmed Member
morelan said:
I was drinking chocolate milk and a medium-sized cockroach fell in the glass while I was looking at my PC screen. I picked up the glass without paying attention and I almost swallowed it. I spit it out immediatly without knowing what it was and when I saw it was a cockroach I felt very nauseated and went to vomit.
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You know they eat fried cockroaches in Thailand..
 
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hariseldon

Unconfirmed Member
My cat had worms. I found this out when I saw a worm wriggling out of his bum. I grabbed the worm but it was squirming and trying to get back in. I eventually managed to pull the whole worm out.

I was walking around town when I spotted a seagull on the road. Its back half was squashed absolutely flat as a pancake but it’s front half was moving, trying to squawk. I nearly puked, it was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.

Another occasion walking around town I saw a seagull swoop on a pigeon and start eating it. The pigeon wasn’t dead yet. I hate birds.
 
V4skunk

V4skunk

Banned
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M1chl said:
I shit the bed in hospital multiple times and it was mortifiying... I am such a fucking self-consicous looser, that when I go for a check, I never go that department where they saved my life, cause you know....they cleaned up the mess where I haven't be able to move. And...fuck, I still having nightmares from that.
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You dieded?
 
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M1chl

M1chl

Currently Gif and Meme Champion
TrainedRage

TrainedRage

Banned
I remember going out with my friend, his girlfriend and her friend. They were trying to hook me up and I got SUPER drunk as the night went on and we went bar hopping.
I remember dancing with her and suddenly feeling super sick. I ended up puking all over her cleavage right on the middle of the dance floor. I was 'escorted' out by the bouncers.
She was a cool girl, she was petting my head saying 'its ok, its ok' as I was literally throwing up on her tits. She kinda just held my head in her boobs and said it was going to be ok.

I fucked up and never saw her again.
 
-Arcadia-

-Arcadia-

Banned
hariseldon said:
My cat had worms. I found this out when I saw a worm wriggling out of his bum. I grabbed the worm but it was squirming and trying to get back in. I eventually managed to pull the whole worm out.

I was walking around town when I spotted a seagull on the road. Its back half was squashed absolutely flat as a pancake but it’s front half was moving, trying to squawk. I nearly puked, it was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.

Another occasion walking around town I saw a seagull swoop on a pigeon and start eating it. The pigeon wasn’t dead yet. I hate birds.
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I take it back.

The most disgusting, awful thing that ever happened to me was this post.
 
Meowzers

Meowzers

Member
Laugh or not, but I used to work early mornings, so meant getting up at 4am in darkness. Twas a snowy morning and the council decided not to fill the manhole cover. I fell into a 3ft hole whilst walking to work. My shin was busted up, but I played on the situation.
 
Happosai

Happosai

Hold onto your panties
Not the most disgusting but nasty/funny. I had a stomach bacteria last December and was burping fire. These girls smelled like nothing I've smelled in my life. It was a kid of burnt tires, rotten egg, and an old ham sandwich. I went to E.R. and burped next to some poor guy. He does outta there like lightning. I'm a teacher and I had to distance myself from my students and this was pre-COVID.
 
Stouffers

Stouffers

Banned
Back in college, I came home for a weekend to visit family/HS buddies. I got drunk one night, ran around my parents house naked, mom had to coral me and lock me in my old room. I ended up peeing on my old TV set.
 
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hariseldon

Unconfirmed Member
Azelover said:
A pigeon pooped on me when I was a kid.
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Next door have chickens. This is surprising because we don’t live in the country - it’s a small town. One day the chickens escaped into our garden. On picking one of them up and getting the wife to take a photo of me being very manly holding a chicken (do you have any idea how hard it is to catch a chicken? One of the fuckers charged at me) the chicken took a giant shit on me. My T-shirt was ruined. Too many of my stories involve birds.

Oh yeah, just remembered one. My wife was prescribed steroids (long story) and had spent the day eating everything. That evening we were watching tv when I smelled the most god-awful shit. The window was open so I thought maybe some cows had shat. We were in the city centre at this point so there were no cows - the closest we’d had was a deer in the cemetery near us - but I figured it had to be something pretty big to smell that bad. I asked my wife if she could smell it, or if she’d farted (someone had definitely shat and I was determined to get to the bottom of it). After about 5 minutes of me nearly puking at the smell of shit she confessed that it was actually her burps that were smelling of shit. I mean they smelled bad enough but just imagine tasting that. She got no action from me for several days.
 
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fran.fernandez

fran.fernandez

Member
One time my whole family got food poisoning.

we ate bad meat at the restaurant. It gave us uncontrollable vomit and diarrhea. 5 people, one toilet. My mother got the toilet, me my father and my brothers all did it outside in the garden together.
 
haxan7

haxan7

Banned
Not the most disgusting thing but.

I took a big gulp of my own piss once.

I used to pee in empty water bottles to avoid late night bathroom trips. One morning I woke up tired and grabbed the nearest bottle. Unfortunately it was piss. Got a big swig down quickly before I realized what it was. I still remember the bitter taste.
 
GymWolf

GymWolf

Member
my dog catch feral cats in my garden and i have to literally pull them out of his mouth, sometimes their conditions are pretty nasty and i get very bloody...

some years ago during new's year day i had to help and clean with the mess that of one my drunk friend caused by vomiting all around the house (not my house thank god)

my dog sneezes in my face sometimes...

sometimes when i played basket in my youth, i had some very sweaty adversaries...

at work sometimes we have to clean used culinary equipments like big ovens etc, sometimes we found dead mices or roaches inside, like a lot of them...

one time i had to poop in the ocean, we were with a boat, very far from the coast and the toilette was broken, i had literally no choice, it was strangely refreshing and liberating tho.
 
Happosai

Happosai

Hold onto your panties
hariseldon said:
Next door have chickens. This is surprising because we don’t live in the country - it’s a small town. One day the chickens escaped into our garden. On picking one of them up and getting the wife to take a photo of me being very manly holding a chicken (do you have any idea how hard it is to catch a chicken? One of the fuckers charged at me) the chicken took a giant shit on me. My T-shirt was ruined. Too many of my stories involve birds.

Oh yeah, just remembered one. My wife was prescribed steroids (long story) and had spent the day eating everything. That evening we were watching tv when I smelled the most god-awful shit. The window was open so I thought maybe some cows had shat. We were in the city centre at this point so there were no cows - the closest we’d had was a deer in the cemetery near us - but I figured it had to be something pretty big to smell that bad. I asked my wife if she could smell it, or if she’d farted (someone had definitely shat and I was determined to get to the bottom of it). After about 5 minutes of me nearly puking at the smell of shit she confessed that it was actually her burps that were smelling of shit. I mean they smelled bad enough but just imagine tasting that. She got no action from me for several days.
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Some of these have me laughing to the point of crying. Your second one about the lethal burps mirrors my incident last December. At least you know your wife's burps were from the steroids. I never gave background on my story. I was at home last December the 12th planning a final exam for my Saturday students. My wonderful wife always thinks of me and brings me something when she goes out. She was at Starbucks and bought me a holiday drink. I never order holiday drinks from Starbucks as I'm already pretty sensitive to milk products. But I love a gift. It had somewhere around 600 grams of sugar (which I found out later). Holiday season is busy at Starbucks and this was during the night. Needless to say, some employee must have been leaving the milk out to get heated near one of the giant brew machines. I remember tasting it and asking, "It has a strong cherry flavor." My wife told me that they didn't use anything with cherry. Later at night we were watching an anime movie and I felt my stomach do something strange. Later I woke up around 3 AM with my whole abdomin bloated up like a puffer fish. I was burping constantly and then got very nauseous and threw up. A whole day in bed and many medicines and it was only getting worse. I think the catalyst for the toxic burps was a request I made only 30-minutes before being driven to E.R.
It was like 6PM the following night and I wanted to try any remedy to get the air out. I asked my wife for a glass of baking soda and water. I remember saying this, "One of two things will happen: it will make me vomit or it's going to get some of that trapped air out." I drank it and that's when it got serious. They smelled beyond just sulfur. The fact that they smelled like that scared my wife and she insisted and got to the hospital. On the car ride there, we hit some bumps in the road that I roasted a few in the car. We couldn't believe it...I didn't think a stomach could produce the smell of burning tires with rotting ham sandwich (I never ate a ham sandwich) and the sulfur smell was in there, too. I don't like waiting rooms so she took a number for me and I waited in the car until my number was called. I left one of those burps in the now sealed car and literally caught myself saying outloud, "the hell is this?!" I thought that smell couldn't all be from a burp and saw a local taco stand closing for the night. I thought it was them. A few minutes later they were closed and I knew it was me. My wife came to the car to tell me that the doctor was almost ready to see me. On the way to the E.R. waiting room I let out a burning belch and she warmed me not to do that in the waiting room. I mean, they were strong enough to knock down a T-Rex. I couldn't help it and let one blow out next to a guy in the waiting room. He literally vanished and my wife was trying hard not to laugh. We don't know if he just bolted out or the toxic air melted him into nothing. I saw the doctor who had me an IV with I don't know what and got an antibiotic. The ordeal lasted into the following days. This story comes with a warning: careful ordering anything with milk from a coffee shop -- you don't known how they're handling products.
 
EverydayBeast

EverydayBeast

ChatGPT 0.001
Real life is basically filled with disgusting moments to me vandalism was one of the disgusting things in my life the memory itself is disgusting, the whole damaging property, spray paint, involved with the cops I mean it’s the disgusting life style
 
Torrent of Pork

Torrent of Pork

Banned
For about a year I worked as the 'battery Man' for Publix frozen foods/boxed meat warehouse with the trash compactor about 20 feet from my battery room. I smell skunk musk all the time as a trucker, and it's like a perfume compared to the ever-present smell of rotting meat and dairy I had to deal with in the Florida sunshine for a year.

12.50 an hour in 2005 for virtually zero work though, worth it.
 
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Kimahri

Banned
In college a girl in my glass was morbidly obese, grimy, sweaty, filthy. Basically your stereotypical image of overweight person who's overweight because they don't take care of themselves.

Once, getting up from my desk, the back of my hand accidently brushed by her asscheek as I walked passed her.

I felt it instantly. My hand was wet! As I pulled my hand towards me I could just feel my eyes widen in panic and I hurried to the bathroom where I scrubbed my hand for god knows how long.

I never quite got over that. Why was my hand wet? What the fuck was on her ass?
 
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