-- What are you doing!? What are you doing!? It's coming! It's gonna get us! Please do something! Oh my God!

GAMETA

Banned
But no one moved. Lights invaded the sky. Hues of green, violet and red painted land and creature like a second sun, every living thing that crawled over the earth lost its breath, gazing.

There's a strange comfort in knowing everyone will die with you. You're not alone, not anymore, not for long. Nothing matters as you burn into the void, no darkness to be seen.

And as such died humanity, forever missed by the cosmos you will be.

The Mechanical ended the Gravitational Observation Program. It was glad it could see its creators final moments in this world. "Thank you. May your God be with you", it said, "You're welcome", it replied. The Mechanical indulged itself, it was everything.
 
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Crap on your hair and ketchup squirt your hairy armpit sockets and close the armpits to squish it all together into an armpit cheeseburger and put a wiener in the armpits
That's the sweetest thing anybody has ever said to me.

Can you say it in French? With a Russian accent?
 
That's the sweetest thing anybody has ever said to me.

Can you say it in French? With a Russian accent?
I can do in Portuguese:

Cague no seu cabelo e jorre ketchup nas suas axilas peludas e feche suas axilas para apertar tudo junto em um x-burger de sovaco e coloque uma salsicha nas axilas

Perfect for a romance language :messenger_heart:
 
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I can do in Portuguese:

Cague no seu cabelo e jorre ketchup nas suas axilas peludas e feche suas axilas para apertar tudo junto em um x-burger de sovaco e coloque uma salsicha nas axilas

Perfect for a romance language :messenger_heart:
I don't believe you did that with a Russian accent.

Fuck you.

The wedding is off!
 
Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to shit and only farted
Then one day I took a chance
Tried to fart but shit my pants

Thats what I'm doing.
 
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