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[I collect VHS tapes]

I usually don’t get my wife anything but thinking about mixing it up this year. Normally I just take her out to dinner some time around Valentine’s Day (fuck actually dinning out on Valentine’s Day)

Post your gifts here so I can steal your ideas.

 

[Rival]

This year I’m giving her 30 seconds of fury in the sack.

 

[G-Bus]

Bouquet of chocolate covered strawberries.

Funny card.

Possibly a necklace.

Probably end the night jerking off into a sock

 

[nicoga3000]

We have a 3 month old and my wife went from full time to PRN/per diem at work, so.... nothing. Gotta cut back spending for a while.

 

[Maximusz]

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Absolutely FUCK ALL.

 

[Liquid_015]

Nothing. I’m single. Send Halp.

 

[Pejo]

We usually don't do anything for valentine's day, and we'll probably continue that tradition this year. I dunno, maybe I'll make her a cake or something. She's been putting up with my bullshit for a bunch of years now.

 

[Radioskugga]

 

[nush]

Nothing. I’m single. Send Halp.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

I would love to order a dinner from one of Michelin restaurants, however we do not have an oven (we renovated our apartment recently). Will need to figure out the most chic thing on Uber Eats + Grand Cru Saint Emilion.

 

[Spaceman292]

pregnant

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Nothing. It is marketing bullshit.

And as i always say if you can't do something nice for your girl in 364 days you don't need to do it on Valentine's Day.

 

[PaddyOCanager]

I bought her a 50" TV and some tea. Bitches like drinking tea and watching murder shows in hi def.

 

[eddie4]

Already has me, what more could you want?

 

[chixdiggit]

I send her flowers at her workplace. She likes the attention she gets from the other girls that didn't get anything.

 

[IDKFA]

Got her some books that she wanted.

Probably get the butt plugs out on the day as well.

 

[AJUMP23]

A rousing Hello!

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Got her some books that she wanted.

Probably get the butt plugs out on the day as well.

I love how banal life becomes



wife and i are seeing jackass and going out for lunch on saturday while grandparents make valentines cookies with the kids.

pretty much a regular day in our lives. only difference i guess is they are *valentines* cookies.

 

[IDKFA]

I love how banal life becomes

Do you mean anal?

 

[West Texas CEO]