Silly Americans. Always threatening to kill someone or suggesting they off themselves. Death is your only real retort, isn't it? If only you had the slightest bit of sly wit about you to launch into a verbal counterattack; it's okay, though, we can't all have even a loose grasp on the English language.
I apologize for you. I truly do understand your plight. You're not only an American, but a woman.
I apologize for you. I truly do understand your plight. You're not only an American, but a woman.