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http://www.handwritingwizard.com/
ok ok and im a sucker for these things

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For a graphologist, the spacing on the page reflects the writer's attitude toward their own world and relationship to things in his or her own space. If the inputted data was correct Hammy has left lots of white space on the left side of the paper. Hammy fills up the rest of the page in a normal fashion. If this is true, then Hammy has a healthy relationship to the past and is ready to move on. The right side of the page represents the future and Hammy is ready and willing to get started living now and planning for the future. Hammy would like to leave the past behind and move on.

iffy

Hammy is moderately outgoing. His emotions are stirred by sympathy and heart rendering stories. In fact, he can be kind, friendly, affectionate and considerate of others. He has the ability to put himself into the other person's shoes. Hammy will be somewhat moody, with highs and lows. Sometimes he will be happy, the next day he might be sad. He has the unique ability to get along equally well with what psychology calls introverts and extroverts. This is because he is in between. Psychology calls Hammy an ambivert. He understands the needs of both types. Although they get along, he will not tolerate anyone that is too "far out." He doesn't sway too far one way or the other. When convincing him to buy a product or an idea, a heart rendering story could mean a great deal to him. He puts himself in the same situation as the person in the story, yet he will not buy anything that seems overly impractical or illogical. Hammy is an expressive person. He outwardly shows his emotions. He may even show traces of tears when hearing a sad story. Hammy is a "middle-of-the-roader," politically as well as logically He weighs both sides of an issue, sits on the fence, and then will decide when he finally has to. He basically doesn't relate to any far out ideas and usually won't go to the extreme on any issue.

Hammy is a practical person whose goals are planned, practical, and down to earth. This is typical of people with normal healthy self-esteem. He needs to visualize the end of a project before he starts. he finds joy in anticipation and planning. Notice that I said he plans everything he is going to do, that doesn't necessarily mean things go as planned. Hammy basically feels good about himself. He has a positive self-esteem which contributes to his success. He feels he has the ability to achieve anything he sets his mind to. However, he sets his goals using practicality-- not too "out of reach". He has enough self-confidence to leave a bad situation, yet, he will not take great risks, as they relate to his goals. A good esteem is one key to a happy life. Although there is room for improvement in the confidence catagery, his self-perception is better than average.

wow

Something is incomplete in Hammy's life. He feels frustration relating to his physical needs and desires. Somewhere in his life there is some disappointment, non-fulfillment, and interruption. This is very likely to relate to Hammy's sexual needs.

Hammy is sarcastic. This is a defense mechanism designed to protect his ego when he feels hurt. He pokes people harder than he gets poked. These sarcastic remarks can be very funny. They can also be harsh, bitter, and caustic at the same time.

Hammy is a cumulative and procedural thinker. He likes to have all the facts before making a decision. He thinks or creates much like a brick mason, stacking fact upon fact. His thought pattern or the conclusion will not be complete until the last fact is in place. Like that brick wall, Hammy learns faster through visual demonstration than through quick verbal instructions. Once he has learned new material, and understood it, he won't forget. Hammy is a methodical thinker, therefore he is able to build things and come up with new ideas. In an argument, he often loses to rapid thinking people because he is thinking thirty minutes later about what he should have said. These people often are very booksmart, but can be out-gunned in a rapid fire verbal debate. He may learn new ideas at a slower pace than other "less detailed" people, but once he gets it, he can handle repetition. Some people hate jobs with too much repetition, he can handle it better than most.

Hammy is secretive. He has secrets which he does not wish to share with others. He intentionally conceals things about himself. He has a private side that he intends to keep that way, especially concerning certain events in his past.

 

[SickBoy]

Did mine, and found it surprisingly accurate in a lot of places. I'll get my wife to read it tomorrow and see if she agrees

 

[BeOnEdge]

******* The Analysis Starts Here *******


For a graphologist, the spacing on the page reflects the writer's attitude toward their own world and relationship to things in his or her own space. If the inputted data was correct Devar has no white space or margins on a typical sheet of paper. Devar fills up every last inch on the top, right, left, and bottom. Hmmm. If this is true, then Devar has a very aggressive personality toward others and quite frankly lacks a bit of respect for the space and property of other people. I would be surprised if Devar just comes into someone's home and helps himself to a drink in the refrigerator. This can be both an obnoxious personality trait and it can be assertive and effective in getting what you want. There isn't much fear of getting in trouble here, Devar finds plenty of reasons to break the rules and get in trouble. (Okay, perhaps when he was younger, not anymore?) Basically, people with no margins are a handful.


Devar has a healthy imagination and displays a fair amount of trust. He lets new people into his circle of friends. He uses his imagination to understand new ideas, things, and people.




One way Devar punishes himself is self directed sarcasm. He is a very sarcastic person. Often this sarcasm and "sharp tongued" behavior is directed at himself.


Devar is a practical person whose goals are planned, practical, and down to earth. This is typical of people with normal healthy self-esteem. He needs to visualize the end of a project before he starts. he finds joy in anticipation and planning. Notice that I said he plans everything he is going to do, that doesn't necessarily mean things go as planned. Devar basically feels good about himself. He has a positive self-esteem which contributes to his success. He feels he has the ability to achieve anything he sets his mind to. However, he sets his goals using practicality-- not too "out of reach". He has enough self-confidence to leave a bad situation, yet, he will not take great risks, as they relate to his goals. A good esteem is one key to a happy life. Although there is room for improvement in the confidence catagery, his self-perception is better than average.


In reference to Devar's mental abilities, he has a very investigating and creating mind. He investigates projects rapidly because he is curious about many things. He gets involved in many projects that seem good at the beginning, but he soon must slow down and look at all the angles. He probably gets too many things going at once. When Devar slows down, then he becomes more creative than before. Since it takes time to be creative, he must slow down to do it. He then decides what projects he has time to finish. Thus he finishes at a slower pace than when he started the project. He has the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. His mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. He can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. Devar can then switch into his low gear. When he is in the slower mode, he can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. He is more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip.


Diplomacy is one of Devar's best attributes. He has the ability to say what others want to hear. He can have tact with others. He has the ability to state things in such a way as to not offend someone else. Devar can disagree without being disagreeable.


Devar is secretive. He has secrets which he does not wish to share with others. He intentionally conceals things about himself. He has a private side that he intends to keep that way, especially concerning certain events in his past.



Devar is moderately outgoing. His emotions are stirred by sympathy and heart rendering stories. In fact, he can be kind, friendly, affectionate and considerate of others. He has the ability to put himself into the other person's shoes. Devar will be somewhat moody, with highs and lows. Sometimes he will be happy, the next day he might be sad. He has the unique ability to get along equally well with what psychology calls introverts and extroverts. This is because he is in between. Psychology calls Devar an ambivert. He understands the needs of both types. Although they get along, he will not tolerate anyone that is too "far out." He doesn't sway too far one way or the other. When convincing him to buy a product or an idea, a heart rendering story could mean a great deal to him. He puts himself in the same situation as the person in the story, yet he will not buy anything that seems overly impractical or illogical. Devar is an expressive person. He outwardly shows his emotions. He may even show traces of tears when hearing a sad story. Devar is a "middle-of-the-roader," politically as well as logically. He weighs both sides of an issue, sits on the fence, and then will decide when he finally has to. He basically doesn't relate to any far out ideas and usually won't go to the extreme on any issue.


People that write their letters in an average height and average size are moderate in their ability to interact socially. According to the data input, Devar doesn't write too large or too small, indicating a balanced ability to be social and interact with others.

 

[Error Macro]

Dammit, I went through all of that, but I gave a fake email address. Now I will never know if I'm going to end up as a serial killer!

 

[fennec fox]

Of course, the problem here is that I haven't written cursively since middle school.

I must be extremely secretive.

 

[videogamer]

Diplomacy is one of Devar's best attributes. He has the ability to say what others want to hear. He can have tact with others. He has the ability to state things in such a way as to not offend someone else. Devar can disagree without being disagreeable.

This Nintendo fan isn't too sure about that.

 

[Dyne]

I analyzed my printing and it was pretty dead-on.

Except for: "One way [name] punishes himself is self directed sarcasm. He is a very sarcastic person. Often this sarcasm and "sharp tongued" behavior is directed at himself."

Fake and generated bullcrap. I'm not like that at all.

GOD I'M SO BRILLIANT

 

[Dilbert]

Call me paranoid, but sending a scan of my signature to someone on the internet seems like a bad idea.

 

[videogamer]

Call me paranoid, but sending a scan of my signature to someone on the internet seems like a bad idea.

it's kind of like a do-it-yourself amateur version of handwriting analysis. It's multiple choice.

 

[maharg]

I don't need to do the test to know the answer for me:
I don't use a pen more often than I have to.

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

I'm going to send it to my friends and family and see what they think.

For a graphologist, the spacing on the page reflects the writer's attitude toward their own world and relationship to things in his or her own space. If the inputted data was correct Tommie has left lots of white space on the left side of the paper. Tommie fills up the rest of the page in a normal fashion. If this is true, then Tommie has a healthy relationship to the past and is ready to move on. The right side of the page represents the future and Tommie is ready and willing to get started living now and planning for the future. Tommie would like to leave the past behind and move on.

Tommie has a healthy imagination and displays a fair amount of trust. He lets new people into his circle of friends. He uses his imagination to understand new ideas, things, and people.

Tommie is constantly disappointed when trying to reach success. He works very hard, perhaps harder than most, then just before succeeding, something happens that keeps him from success. Often, Tommie changes to a second project just before the first one is finished, thus failing to complete the first project. Sometimes he changes because he feels he needs a different challenge. Tommie feels dejected. This feeling relates to his failures. This trait is very important in a working situation and in a relationship. He must be handled in a very special way to get the most work from him or to make a relationship last. Concerning this trait, personality modification is available to change his life.

Tommie has a temper. He uses this as a defense mechanism when he doesn't understand how to handle a situation. Temper is a hostile trait used to protect the ego. Temper can be a negative personality trait in the eyes of those around him.

Tommie is sarcastic. This is a defense mechanism designed to protect his ego when he feels hurt. He pokes people harder than he gets poked. These sarcastic remarks can be very funny. They can also be harsh, bitter, and caustic at the same time.

Tommie is capable of seeing far into the future. He plans two, three, even ten years in advance. Tommie has high goals and can literally see them being reached. He is very self-confident and has a high self-esteem. Tommie will reach whatever level of success he desires. Tommie has the self-concept that is possessed by less than two percent of the population. That two percent contains the most successful people in the world. When a person has a high self-esteem, he frees himself to achieve an unlimited world of success. Tommie has achieved this frame of mind. Congratulations. He has the self-confidence to take great risk, thus reaping the rewards. If he does fail, it doesn't break his confidence. He knows he can do it! In retrospect of our research, this trait is one of the most desirable to possess, because it releases the writer to achieve his full potential. We recommend everyone raise their self-esteem to this level.


In reference to Tommie's mental abilities, he has a very investigating and creating mind. He investigates projects rapidly because he is curious about many things. He gets involved in many projects that seem good at the beginning, but he soon must slow down and look at all the angles. He probably gets too many things going at once. When Tommie slows down, then he becomes more creative than before. Since it takes time to be creative, he must slow down to do it. He then decides what projects he has time to finish. Thus he finishes at a slower pace than when he started the project. He has the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. His mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. He can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. Tommie can then switch into his low gear. When he is in the slower mode, he can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. He is more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip.


Tommie has an over-awareness of self. He often feels self-conscious. He fears ridicule, therefore he is careful not to place himself in a position to receive any ridicule. He wonders what people will think if he acts in a certain manner. When encountering a new group of people, Tommie may stay on the sidelines until he has the people categorized, or he may behave in a "positive attention getting" manner to assure people think good thoughts about him from the start. In the sales profession, this self-consciousness is called "call reluctance". They take the word "no" as a personal criticism. Therefore, there is an internal struggle when performing this type of work. Although this person may be a great salesperson, he still feels insecurity. He will perform better if someone else is with him because the fear of ridicule from his peers is far greater than the fear of ridicule from his clients. Many times this type of person becomes a sales trainer, because when he is training, he doesn't have to put himself in a position of being told "no" as often as the salesmen do.


Tommie will be candid and direct when expressing his opinion. He will tell them what he thinks if they ask for it, whether they like it or not. So, if they don't really want his opinion, don't ask for it!


Tommie will demand respect and will expect others to treat him with honor and dignity. Tommie believes in his ideas and will expect other people to also respect them. He has a lot of pride.

Tommie is a very emotional person with a broad range of emotions from the highest highs to the lowest lows. He feels emotional situations very strongly. He'll flash to the very peaks of elation, sweeping everything before him. Then, for some reason unknown to himself, he will burn out emotionally. These mood swings can be very disturbing to him. Sometimes, he feels that he can no longer produce anything. But, after given some time alone to "recharge his emotional batteries", he will spring back into action. Because Tommie feels situations intensely, he relates easily to others' problems. If he is not careful, when he comes into contact with someone who is in a depressed frame of mind, he will also suffer the same emotions and change moods. Tommie reacts impulsively, without much thought before hand. He may plan everything in detail before he even begins, then do it completely different when the time comes to carry it through.

Tommie has a strong need for affection. He thrives on touching and being touched. Tommie desires being told that he is loved, every day. He enjoys being the center of attention. He loves attention, sometimes he even retells stories that got him attention earlier. Tommie has the possibility of being a actor or natural born salesperson, simply because he relates so well to other people. He likes expressing how he feels, what he is doing, and what he plans to do. He is a people person. He will work most efficiently in a people orientated job as opposed to a job working alone on an assembly line (that would drive him insane.)

Tommie tends to write a bit smaller than the average person. When a person's letters are small and tiny, this indicates an ability to focus and concentrate. This character trait is a huge asset in careers like math, science, race car driving, and flying planes. However, if Tommie writes tiny all of the time, he will also display characteristics of someone who is socially introverted. Tommie will often sit on the sideline and watch others get the attention at parties. he might be willing to open up and be warm, but only in small groups or a select group of people. When he is busy working on a project, it is common for all other noises and distractions to just fade away and his ability to focus is incredible. When he says he didn't hear you... really, he didn't hear you.

Tommie has a desire for attention. People around Tommie will notice this need. He may fulfill this need by a variety of ways depending on his own character.

 

[BuG]

I went through and answered all the questions honestly but its analysis didn't really seem to mirror my life (read: it was very off in a lot of places). Although, one part which did make me chuckle, and then whimper, was this:

Something is incomplete in Mark's life. He feels frustration relating to his physical needs and desires. Somewhere in his life there is some disappointment, non-fulfillment, and interruption. This is very likely to relate to Mark's sexual needs.

edit: Both Hammy and I need to get laid. </purple crying thing>

 

[Kon Tiki]

Some of the points are dead on. Others are a bit off. My 'y' looks like none of the choices. I would be better if someone else did me.

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

I would be better if someone else did me.

Most people are better off when someone else does them.

 

[Kon Tiki]

Most people are better off when someone else does them.

Are you offering?

 

[Vennt]

Mine says:

"Fuck, you really should have tried harder at school, you stud!"

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

Are you offering?

If you look like 99% of the people found here then yes.

 

[Dsal]

I seriously don't remember the last time I did anything in cursive. Although I'm kind of surprised that my cursive stuff now looks better than my printed stuff, probably because I had to slow down so much to remember how to write anything.

Half the stuff they said was accurate and half wasn't.

I think someone is going to be very confused when they find this handwritten slip of paper in the house about monkeys and purple people eaters with my signature on it though.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Do I have to write in cursive? I haven't done so in years, it'd probably be painfully slow and not reflect me at all.

They had someone analyze handwriting asnd signatures of the Big Brother contestants in the UK this year after a few weeks in the house. The guy was ridiculously accurate, it was amazing.

EDIT: I can't even remember how I write a capital i in cursive!

"If you are analyzing printing, skip this section."

*clicks Next Page*

"The following error(s) occurred:

Please select at least one answer."

WTF!

 

[Mama Smurf]

Well, I did my best to get some cursive handwriting down. But either my cursive handwriting sucks, the tests sucks, or my analysis sucks as it was pretty inaccurate. Some points it got right, but stangely it was the things I KNOW I do and didn't just analyze incorrectly (like having the cross on my t to the right only or moving my margin in from left to right gradually as I move down the page) that were most wrong.

Apparently that t thing means I have a temper for example. I can't tell you how wrong that is.

 

[Slo]

Mine was pretty much dead on. I'm sarcastic, stubborn and have a temper. I'm also ambitious, logical, practical, and have atleast an average level of intelligence. Not too flattering, but there you go.

******* The Analysis Starts Here *******


For a graphologist, the spacing on the page reflects the writer's attitude toward their own world and relationship to things in his or her own space. If the inputted data was correct Nathan has left lots of white space on the right side of the paper. Nathan fills up the rest of the page in a normal fashion. If this is true, then Nathan has an unhealthy relationship to the past and has a fear of moving forward. The right side of the page represents the future and Nathan seems unwilling to face the fear of getting started living now and planning for the future. Nathan seems to be clinging to past events and spending lots of time thinking about what happened. It would be best to leave the past behind and move on. Stop crowding that left margin.


Nathan has a healthy imagination and displays a fair amount of trust. He lets new people into his circle of friends. He uses his imagination to understand new ideas, things, and people.


Nathan has a temper. He uses this as a defense mechanism when he doesn't understand how to handle a situation. Temper is a hostile trait used to protect the ego. Temper can be a negative personality trait in the eyes of those around him.


Nathan is sarcastic. This is a defense mechanism designed to protect his ego when he feels hurt. He pokes people harder than he gets poked. These sarcastic remarks can be very funny. They can also be harsh, bitter, and caustic at the same time.


Nathan is a practical person whose goals are planned, practical, and down to earth. This is typical of people with normal healthy self-esteem. He needs to visualize the end of a project before he starts. he finds joy in anticipation and planning. Notice that I said he plans everything he is going to do, that doesn't necessarily mean things go as planned. Nathan basically feels good about himself. He has a positive self-esteem which contributes to his success. He feels he has the ability to achieve anything he sets his mind to. However, he sets his goals using practicality-- not too "out of reach". He has enough self-confidence to leave a bad situation, yet, he will not take great risks, as they relate to his goals. A good esteem is one key to a happy life. Although there is room for improvement in the confidence catagery, his self-perception is better than average.


In reference to Nathan's mental abilities, he has a very investigating and creating mind. He investigates projects rapidly because he is curious about many things. He gets involved in many projects that seem good at the beginning, but he soon must slow down and look at all the angles. He probably gets too many things going at once. When Nathan slows down, then he becomes more creative than before. Since it takes time to be creative, he must slow down to do it. He then decides what projects he has time to finish. Thus he finishes at a slower pace than when he started the project. He has the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. His mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. He can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. Nathan can then switch into his low gear. When he is in the slower mode, he can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. He is more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip.


Nathan will be candid and direct when expressing his opinion. He will tell them what he thinks if they ask for it, whether they like it or not. So, if they don't really want his opinion, don't ask for it!


When Nathan expresses an opinion on a issue he will stick to that opinion, and probably will not change his mind. In other words... Nathan is stubborn. When he is wrong about something that he has decided upon, he will have trouble admitting he is wrong. Changing Nathan's mind can be very difficult. Once Nathan makes up his mind, he doesn't want to be confused with the facts!


Nathan is moderately outgoing. His emotions are stirred by sympathy and heart rendering stories. In fact, he can be kind, friendly, affectionate and considerate of others. He has the ability to put himself into the other person's shoes. Nathan will be somewhat moody, with highs and lows. Sometimes he will be happy, the next day he might be sad. He has the unique ability to get along equally well with what psychology calls introverts and extroverts. This is because he is in between. Psychology calls Nathan an ambivert. He understands the needs of both types. Although they get along, he will not tolerate anyone that is too "far out." He doesn't sway too far one way or the other. When convincing him to buy a product or an idea, a heart rendering story could mean a great deal to him. He puts himself in the same situation as the person in the story, yet he will not buy anything that seems overly impractical or illogical. Nathan is an expressive person. He outwardly shows his emotions. He may even show traces of tears when hearing a sad story. Nathan is a "middle-of-the-roader," politically as well as logically. He weighs both sides of an issue, sits on the fence, and then will decide when he finally has to. He basically doesn't relate to any far out ideas and usually won't go to the extreme on any issue.


People that write their letters in an average height and average size are moderate in their ability to interact socially. According to the data input, Nathan doesn't write too large or too small, indicating a balanced ability to be social and interact with others.

 

[Mama Smurf]

I'm sarcastic, stubborn and have a temper.

Form a queue ladies.

 

[Slo]

Thanks for poking me in the face.

 

[TheQueen'sOwn]

Wow... this is dead-on!

For a graphologist, the spacing on the page reflects the writer's attitude toward their own world and relationship to things in his or her own space. If the inputted data was correct Scott has left lots of white space on the all four borders of the paper. Scott fills up just the center area of the page. If this is true, then Scott has a particular shyness toward people and a fear of moving too fast in any direction. In some cultures, respecting people, rules, and adhering to protocol are ways of life. The right side of the page represents the future and the left side represents the past. Scott seems a bit stuck in the middle, afraid to take action. Scott seems to have a fear of looking bad or of crossing boundries. It will be easy to work with Scott on a team, because Scott will usually follow the rules. However, this desire to respect the boundries can often be construed as a lack of confidence and people will walk over Scott if he is not careful.

Scott has a healthy imagination and displays a fair amount of trust. He lets new people into his circle of friends. He uses his imagination to understand new ideas, things, and people.

Scott is a practical person whose goals are planned, practical, and down to earth. This is typical of people with normal healthy self-esteem. He needs to visualize the end of a project before he starts. he finds joy in anticipation and planning. Notice that I said he plans everything he is going to do, that doesn't necessarily mean things go as planned. Scott basically feels good about himself. He has a positive self-esteem which contributes to his success. He feels he has the ability to achieve anything he sets his mind to. However, he sets his goals using practicality-- not too "out of reach". He has enough self-confidence to leave a bad situation, yet, he will not take great risks, as they relate to his goals. A good esteem is one key to a happy life. Although there is room for improvement in the confidence catagery, his self-perception is better than average.

In reference to Scott's mental abilities, he has a very investigating and creating mind. He investigates projects rapidly because he is curious about many things. He gets involved in many projects that seem good at the beginning, but he soon must slow down and look at all the angles. He probably gets too many things going at once. When Scott slows down, then he becomes more creative than before. Since it takes time to be creative, he must slow down to do it. He then decides what projects he has time to finish. Thus he finishes at a slower pace than when he started the project. He has the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. His mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. He can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. Scott can then switch into his low gear. When he is in the slower mode, he can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. He is more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip.

Scott will be candid and direct when expressing his opinion. He will tell them what he thinks if they ask for it, whether they like it or not. So, if they don't really want his opinion, don't ask for it!

Scott will demand respect and will expect others to treat him with honor and dignity. Scott believes in his ideas and will expect other people to also respect them. He has a lot of pride.

Scott is moderately outgoing. His emotions are stirred by sympathy and heart rendering stories. In fact, he can be kind, friendly, affectionate and considerate of others. He has the ability to put himself into the other person's shoes. Scott will be somewhat moody, with highs and lows. Sometimes he will be happy, the next day he might be sad. He has the unique ability to get along equally well with what psychology calls introverts and extroverts. This is because he is in between. Psychology calls Scott an ambivert. He understands the needs of both types. Although they get along, he will not tolerate anyone that is too "far out." He doesn't sway too far one way or the other. When convincing him to buy a product or an idea, a heart rendering story could mean a great deal to him. He puts himself in the same situation as the person in the story, yet he will not buy anything that seems overly impractical or illogical. Scott is an expressive person. He outwardly shows his emotions. He may even show traces of tears when hearing a sad story. Scott is a "middle-of-the-roader," politically as well as logically. He weighs both sides of an issue, sits on the fence, and then will decide when he finally has to. He basically doesn't relate to any far out ideas and usually won't go to the extreme on any issue.

Scott tends to write a bit smaller than the average person. When a person's letters are small and tiny, this indicates an ability to focus and concentrate. This character trait is a huge asset in careers like math, science, race car driving, and flying planes. However, if Scott writes tiny all of the time, he will also display characteristics of someone who is socially introverted. Scott will often sit on the sideline and watch others get the attention at parties. he might be willing to open up and be warm, but only in small groups or a select group of people. When he is busy working on a project, it is common for all other noises and distractions to just fade away and his ability to focus is incredible. When he says he didn't hear you... really, he didn't hear you.

 

[Desperado]

Wow, this was so...all over the board.

--

Phillip has a healthy imagination and displays a fair amount of trust. He lets new people into his circle of friends. He uses his imagination to understand new ideas, things, and people.

-err, NO.


One way Phillip punishes himself is self directed sarcasm. He is a very sarcastic person. Often this sarcasm and "sharp tongued" behavior is directed at himself.

-yeah.

Phillip is a practical person whose goals are planned, practical, and down to earth. This is typical of people with normal healthy self-esteem. He needs to visualize the end of a project before he starts. he finds joy in anticipation and planning. Notice that I said he plans everything he is going to do, that doesn't necessarily mean things go as planned. Phillip basically feels good about himself. He has a positive self-esteem which contributes to his success. He feels he has the ability to achieve anything he sets his mind to. However, he sets his goals using practicality-- not too "out of reach". He has enough self-confidence to leave a bad situation, yet, he will not take great risks, as they relate to his goals. A good esteem is one key to a happy life. Although there is room for improvement in the confidence catagery, his self-perception is better than average.

-no.

In reference to Phillip's mental abilities, he has a very investigating and creating mind. He investigates projects rapidly because he is curious about many things. He gets involved in many projects that seem good at the beginning, but he soon must slow down and look at all the angles. He probably gets too many things going at once. When Phillip slows down, then he becomes more creative than before. Since it takes time to be creative, he must slow down to do it. He then decides what projects he has time to finish. Thus he finishes at a slower pace than when he started the project. He has the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. His mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. He can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. Phillip can then switch into his low gear. When he is in the slower mode, he can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. He is more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip.

-some parts yes, but the whole thing about 2 modes and crap, no.

Phillip will be candid and direct when expressing his opinion. He will tell them what he thinks if they ask for it, whether they like it or not. So, if they don't really want his opinion, don't ask for it!

-no.

Phillip will demand respect and will expect others to treat him with honor and dignity. Phillip believes in his ideas and will expect other people to also respect them. He has a lot of pride.

-heh, yeah.

Phillip is moderately outgoing. His emotions are stirred by sympathy and heart rendering stories. In fact, he can be kind, friendly, affectionate and considerate of others. He has the ability to put himself into the other person's shoes. Phillip will be somewhat moody, with highs and lows. Sometimes he will be happy, the next day he might be sad. He has the unique ability to get along equally well with what psychology calls introverts and extroverts. This is because he is in between. Psychology calls Phillip an ambivert. He understands the needs of both types. Although they get along, he will not tolerate anyone that is too "far out." He doesn't sway too far one way or the other. When convincing him to buy a product or an idea, a heart rendering story could mean a great deal to him. He puts himself in the same situation as the person in the story, yet he will not buy anything that seems overly impractical or illogical. Phillip is an expressive person. He outwardly shows his emotions. He may even show traces of tears when hearing a sad story. Phillip is a "middle-of-the-roader," politically as well as logically. He weighs both sides of an issue, sits on the fence, and then will decide when he finally has to. He basically doesn't relate to any far out ideas and usually won't go to the extreme on any issue.

-yep, mostly.

People that write their letters in an average height and average size are moderate in their ability to interact socially. According to the data input, Phillip doesn't write too large or too small, indicating a balanced ability to be social and interact with others.

-uhh...maybe?


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My handwriting changes all the time anyway, due to alot of things: mood, writing surface, what I'm writing with, etc.

 

[Loki]

Eh, why not? I'm bored sitting around waiting to go out and enjoy the festivities later.


The analysis is copied as-is, with my personal comments bolded in parentheses where appropriate:


"Christopher is selective when picking friends. He does not trust everyone. He has a select group of people that are truly close to him, usually two or three. He is careful when choosing his inner circle of friends" (very true)


"Christopher is sarcastic. This is a defense mechanism designed to protect his ego when he feels hurt. He pokes people harder than he gets poked. These sarcastic remarks can be very funny. They can also be harsh, bitter, and caustic at the same time." (I am very sarcastic/witty/funny in real life, though I rarely feel "threatened", or that I'm "protecting my ego", so who knows. Most people see me more as a jolly person/jokester from what I hear)



"Christopher is a practical person whose goals are planned, practical, and down to earth (eh...). This is typical of people with normal healthy self-esteem. He needs to visualize the end of a project before he starts. he finds joy in anticipation and planning (largely untrue). Notice that I said he plans everything he is going to do, that doesn't necessarily mean things go as planned. Christopher basically feels good about himself. He has a positive self-esteem which contributes to his success (true). He feels he has the ability to achieve anything he sets his mind to (very true). However, he sets his goals using practicality-- not too "out of reach". He has enough self-confidence to leave a bad situation, yet, he will not take great risks, as they relate to his goals. A good esteem is one key to a happy life. Although there is room for improvement in the confidence catagory (largely false ), his self-perception is better than average" (true enough)



"In reference to Christopher's mental abilities, he has a very investigating and creating mind. He investigates projects rapidly because he is curious about many things. He gets involved in many projects (eh, not really) that seem good at the beginning, but he soon must slow down and look at all the angles. He probably gets too many things going at once. When Christopher slows down, then he becomes more creative than before. Since it takes time to be creative, he must slow down to do it. He then decides what projects he has time to finish. Thus he finishes at a slower pace than when he started the project. He has the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. His mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. He can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. Christopher can then switch into his low gear. When he is in the slower mode, he can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. He is more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip." (This entire section is mostly true, with the noted exception that I usually don't try to take on many "projects" at once)



"Christopher is secretive. He has secrets which he does not wish to share with others. He intentionally conceals things about himself. He has a private side that he intends to keep that way, especially concerning certain events in his past" (not really true; in fact, I feel I've been very forthcoming on this board, and in real life, about my personal life/history/issues/beliefs-- though yes, there ARE things that I don't tell most people about, obviously)


"Christopher will demand respect and will expect others to treat him with honor and dignity. Christopher believes in his ideas and will expect other people to also respect them. He has a lot of pride." (absolutely spot on)



"Christopher uses judgment to make decisions. He is ruled by his head, not his heart (I'd like to believe a bit of both, but whatever ). He is a cool, collected person who is usually unexpressive emotionally (not really-- not with people I'm well-acquainated with, at least). Some may see him as unemotional. He does have emotions but has no need to express them (somewhat true in that I don't make it a habit to express my deepest feelings unless the situation calls for it, which imo is rare). He is withdrawn into himself and enjoys being alone (true, I enjoy my personal time, though I enjoy company as well, though perhaps not as much as my personal time unless it's very good company ). The circumstances when Christopher does express emotions include: extreme anger, extreme passion, and tremendous stress. If someone gets him mad enough to tell him off, he will not be sorry about it later. He puts a mark in his mind when someone angers him. He keeps track of these marks and when he hits that last mark he will let them know they have gone too far. He is ruled somewhat by self-interest (totally false-- wish I was, actually ). All his conclusions are made without outside emotional influence. He is very level-headed and will remain calm in an emergency situation. In a situation where other people might get hysterical, he has poise. Christopher will work more efficiently if given space and time to be alone. He would rather not be surrounded by people constantly (constantly? No; I enjoy people, though, and like to shoot the shit). In a relationship, he will show his love by the things he does rather than by the things he says (true enough). Saying "I love you" is not a needed routine because he feels his mate should already know (nah, I say it when appropriate ). The only exception to this is if he has logically concluded that it is best for his mate to hear him express his love verbally. Christopher is not subject to emotional appeals. If someone is selling a product to him, they will need to present only the facts. They should present them from a standpoint of his sound judgment. He will not be taken in by an emotional story about someone else. He will meet emergencies without getting hysterical and he will always ask "Is this best for me?" (this last point, about "is it best for me?", is false-- in fact, I don't think I've ever explicitly asked myself that when making a decision; the rest of the section that isn't commented on is mostly true, however)



"Christopher tends to write a bit smaller than the average person. When a person's letters are small and tiny, this indicates an ability to focus and concentrate. This character trait is a huge asset in careers like math, science, race car driving, and flying planes. However, if Christopher writes tiny all of the time, he will also display characteristics of someone who is socially introverted (eh, not really-- I'm what used to be called a "reserved" person; I can certainly hold a conversation and I enjoy interacting with people, however). Christopher will often sit on the sideline (false) and watch others get the attention at parties (I don't seek attention, true-- but that doesn't mean I don't get it . I don't need it though, like many people do). He might be willing to open up and be warm, but only in small groups or a select group of people. When he is busy working on a project, it is common for all other noises and distractions to just fade away and his ability to focus is incredible. When he says he didn't hear you... really, he didn't hear you. (hah, pretty true-- I do still hear things, though )



Interesting; all in all, pretty accurate for being an online analysis.

 

[Date of Lies]

I dont get it, what is the SLANT? How do I figure it out?

oh ok, it's how straight my letters are.

wow, that test was shit, only a few things right with alot of shit inbetween. I have no temper. I do not demand respect. I'm not secretive. "Athanasse's true self-image is unreasonably low. Someone once told Athanasse that he wasn't a great and beautiful person, and he believed them. Athanasse also has a fear that he might fail if he takes large risks."
:lol

I have ambitions and goals and I am very active in realizing them and succeding.

 

[cvxfreak]

Mine was also amazingly accurate.

******* The Analysis Starts Here *******
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For a graphologist, the spacing on the page reflects the writer's attitude toward their own world and relationship to things in his or her own space. If the inputted data was correct CVXFREAK has left lots of white space on the left side of the paper. CVXFREAK fills up the rest of the page in a normal fashion. If this is true, then CVXFREAK has a healthy relationship to the past and is ready to move on. The right side of the page represents the future and CVXFREAK is ready and willing to get started living now and planning for the future. CVXFREAK would like to leave the past behind and move on.
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CVXFREAK has a healthy imagination and displays a fair amount of trust. He lets new people into his circle of friends. He uses his imagination to understand new ideas, things, and people.


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One way CVXFREAK punishes himself is self directed sarcasm. He is a very sarcastic person. Often this sarcasm and "sharp tongued" behavior is directed at himself.
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CVXFREAK's true self-image is unreasonably low. Someone once told CVXFREAK that he wasn't a great and beautiful person, and he believed them. CVXFREAK also has a fear that he might fail if he takes large risks. Therefore he resists setting his goals too high, risking failure. He doesn't have the internal confidence that frees him to take risks and chance failure. CVXFREAK is capable of accomplishing much more than he is presently achieving. All this relates to his self-esteem. CVXFREAK's self-concept is artificially low. CVXFREAK will stay in a bad situation much too long... why? Because he is afraid that if he makes a change, it might get worse. It is hard for CVXFREAK to plan too far into the future. He kind of takes things on a day to day basis. He may tell you his dreams but he is living in today, with a fear of making a change. No matter how loud he speaks, look at his actions. This is perhaps the biggest single barrier to happiness people not believing in and loving themselves. CVXFREAK is an example of someone living with a low self-image, because their innate self-confidence was broken.
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In reference to CVXFREAK's mental abilities, he has a very investigating and creating mind. He investigates projects rapidly because he is curious about many things. He gets involved in many projects that seem good at the beginning, but he soon must slow down and look at all the angles. He probably gets too many things going at once. When CVXFREAK slows down, then he becomes more creative than before. Since it takes time to be creative, he must slow down to do it. He then decides what projects he has time to finish. Thus he finishes at a slower pace than when he started the project. He has the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. His mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. He can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. CVXFREAK can then switch into his low gear. When he is in the slower mode, he can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. He is more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip.

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CVXFREAK is not facing something going on in his life today. He is deceiving himself about it. Often, CVXFREAK's opinion of himself is different than those around him. This trait gives CVXFREAK the ability to deny anything that does not agree with his "truth." This trait is not always something negative. It is only a defense mechanism allowing CVXFREAK not to face some reality in his life at this time.

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CVXFREAK uses judgment to make decisions. He is ruled by his head, not his heart. He is a cool, collected person who is usually unexpressive emotionally. Some may see him as unemotional. He does have emotions but has no need to express them. He is withdrawn into himself and enjoys being alone. The circumstances when CVXFREAK does express emotions include: extreme anger, extreme passion, and tremendous stress. If someone gets him mad enough to tell him off, he will not be sorry about it later. He puts a mark in his mind when someone angers him. He keeps track of these marks and when he hits that last mark he will let them know they have gone too far. He is ruled somewhat by self-interest. All his conclusions are made without outside emotional influence. He is very level-headed and will remain calm in an emergency situation. In a situation where other people might get hysterical, he has poise. CVXFREAK will work more efficiently if given space and time to be alone. He would rather not be surrounded by people constantly. In a relationship, he will show his love by the things he does rather than by the things he says. Saying "I love you" is not a needed routine because he feels his mate should already know. The only exception to this is if he has logically concluded that it is best for his mate to hear him express his love verbally. CVXFREAK is not subject to emotional appeals. If someone is selling a product to him, they will need to present only the facts. They should present them from a standpoint of his sound judgment. He will not be taken in by an emotional story about someone else. He will meet emergencies without getting hysterical and he will always ask "Is this best for me?"
&#65532;
People that write their letters in an average height and average size are moderate in their ability to interact socially. According to the data input, CVXFREAK doesn't write too large or too small, indicating a balanced ability to be social and interact with others.
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According to the inputted data, CVXFREAK has a stinger shape inside the oval of his a, d, or c. This might be hard to visualize, but if this little hooklike shape is present, then CVXFREAK has an unresolved "issue" with strong members of the opposite gender. An occasional appearance of this stroke could indicate a simple "loves a mental challenge" which can manifest in playful linguistic conversations and being attracted to a lover who isn't always available. However, if the stroke is severe, this means the individual has unresolved anger at the oppostive gender - which usually started with the person's childhood relationship with the opposite gender parent (Mom or Dad). If the writer is a woman she will be attracted to strong challenging men. If the writer is a man, he will find the woman who is "hard to get" the most attractive. In a nutshell, people with stingers in their writing tend to have challenges in their romantic relationships. For more information about this "stinger" trait, visit this webpage: http://www.myhandwriting.com/analyze/hlltrt5.html. Remember, it is only negative if the traits occurs often and is quite pronounced. An occasional stinger can be no problem.

 

[Eminem]

Dammit, I went through all of that, but I gave a fake email address. Now I will never know if I'm going to end up as a serial killer!

FUCK that will teach me to not read any replies. damnit.

 

[Meatpuppet]

Fuck. That hit way too close to home... Only got two bits I'd disagree at all with :/

 

[The Shadow]

Call me paranoid, but sending a scan of my signature to someone on the internet seems like a bad idea.

You don't have to scan your handwriting. You just write on a piece of paper and like a quiz, it'll ask questions about your handwriting and you have to answer them. It's more of a self analysis.

It is a pretty blatant attempt at data mining though. It asks for the first and last name of the person being analyzed and it asks for the first and last name and email address of the person doing the analysis. Make sure you have a spam email address since they sent the results that way as well.

Here's my analysis:

Arthur is selective when picking friends. He does not trust everyone. He has a select group of people that are truly close to him, usually two or three. He is careful when choosing his inner circle of friends.

Very true. I'm very selective with the people I consider friends.

Arthur has a temper. He uses this as a defense mechanism when he doesn't understand how to handle a situation. Temper is a hostile trait used to protect the ego. Temper can be a negative personality trait in the eyes of those around him.

Not true at all. As a matter of fact, my mother once said that she worries about me because she thinks I'm too nice and don't get angry when I should be angry.

Arthur is sarcastic. This is a defense mechanism designed to protect his ego when he feels hurt. He pokes people harder than he gets poked. These sarcastic remarks can be very funny. They can also be harsh, bitter, and caustic at the same time.

True but I'm not nearly as sarcastic as I used to be. I don't think it's to protect my ego either, but just something I've learned from my dad. He can be antagonistic and sometimes I have to "fight back" as it were.

Arthur is a practical person whose goals are planned, practical, and down to earth. This is typical of people with normal healthy self-esteem. He needs to visualize the end of a project before he starts. he finds joy in anticipation and planning. Notice that I said he plans everything he is going to do, that doesn't necessarily mean things go as planned. Arthur basically feels good about himself. He has a positive self-esteem which contributes to his success. He feels he has the ability to achieve anything he sets his mind to. However, he sets his goals using practicality-- not too "out of reach". He has enough self-confidence to leave a bad situation, yet, he will not take great risks, as they relate to his goals. A good esteem is one key to a happy life. Although there is room for improvement in the confidence catagery, his self-perception is better than average.

That's all I'm going to say about the self-esteem stuff.

In reference to Arthur's mental abilities, he has a very investigating and creating mind. He investigates projects rapidly because he is curious about many things. He gets involved in many projects that seem good at the beginning, but he soon must slow down and look at all the angles. He probably gets too many things going at once. When Arthur slows down, then he becomes more creative than before. Since it takes time to be creative, he must slow down to do it. He then decides what projects he has time to finish. Thus he finishes at a slower pace than when he started the project. He has the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. His mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. He can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. Arthur can then switch into his low gear. When he is in the slower mode, he can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. He is more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip.

Basically true.

Arthur will be candid and direct when expressing his opinion. He will tell them what he thinks if they ask for it, whether they like it or not. So, if they don't really want his opinion, don't ask for it!

True. I've learned that a lot of people can't take a candid and direct opinion, both here and in real life.

Arthur will demand respect and will expect others to treat him with honor and dignity. Arthur believes in his ideas and will expect other people to also respect them. He has a lot of pride.

More or less true.

Arthur is moderately outgoing. His emotions are stirred by sympathy and heart rendering stories. In fact, he can be kind, friendly, affectionate and considerate of others. He has the ability to put himself into the other person's shoes. Arthur will be somewhat moody, with highs and lows. Sometimes he will be happy, the next day he might be sad. He has the unique ability to get along equally well with what psychology calls introverts and extroverts. This is because he is in between. Psychology calls Arthur an ambivert. He understands the needs of both types. Although they get along, he will not tolerate anyone that is too "far out." He doesn't sway too far one way or the other. When convincing him to buy a product or an idea, a heart rendering story could mean a great deal to him. He puts himself in the same situation as the person in the story, yet he will not buy anything that seems overly impractical or illogical. Arthur is an expressive person. He outwardly shows his emotions. He may even show traces of tears when hearing a sad story. Arthur is a "middle-of-the-roader," politically as well as logically. He weighs both sides of an issue, sits on the fence, and then will decide when he finally has to. He basically doesn't relate to any far out ideas and usually won't go to the extreme on any issue.

True about all of that except for the ambivert part. I get along with both types just fine but I'm most definitely an introvert myself.

People that write their letters in an average height and average size are moderate in their ability to interact socially. According to the data input, Arthur doesn't write too large or too small, indicating a balanced ability to be social and interact with others.

 

[DCX]

******* The Analysis Starts Here *******


For a graphologist, the spacing on the page reflects the writer's attitude toward their own world and relationship to things in his or her own space. If the inputted data was correct Carlos has no white space or margins on a typical sheet of paper. Carlos fills up every last inch on the top, right, left, and bottom. Hmmm. If this is true, then Carlos has a very aggressive personality toward others and quite frankly lacks a bit of respect for the space and property of other people. I would be surprised if Carlos just comes into someone's home and helps himself to a drink in the refrigerator. This can be both an obnoxious personality trait and it can be assertive and effective in getting what you want. There isn't much fear of getting in trouble here, Carlos finds plenty of reasons to break the rules and get in trouble. (Okay, perhaps when he was younger, not anymore?) Basically, people with no margins are a handful.


Carlos has a healthy imagination and displays a fair amount of trust. He lets new people into his circle of friends. He uses his imagination to understand new ideas, things, and people.





Carlos is a practical person whose goals are planned, practical, and down to earth. This is typical of people with normal healthy self-esteem. He needs to visualize the end of a project before he starts. he finds joy in anticipation and planning. Notice that I said he plans everything he is going to do, that doesn't necessarily mean things go as planned. Carlos basically feels good about himself. He has a positive self-esteem which contributes to his success. He feels he has the ability to achieve anything he sets his mind to. However, he sets his goals using practicality-- not too "out of reach". He has enough self-confidence to leave a bad situation, yet, he will not take great risks, as they relate to his goals. A good esteem is one key to a happy life. Although there is room for improvement in the confidence catagery, his self-perception is better than average.


In reference to Carlos's mental abilities, he has a very investigating and creating mind. He investigates projects rapidly because he is curious about many things. He gets involved in many projects that seem good at the beginning, but he soon must slow down and look at all the angles. He probably gets too many things going at once. When Carlos slows down, then he becomes more creative than before. Since it takes time to be creative, he must slow down to do it. He then decides what projects he has time to finish. Thus he finishes at a slower pace than when he started the project. He has the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. His mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. He can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. Carlos can then switch into his low gear. When he is in the slower mode, he can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. He is more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip.


Carlos is not facing something going on in his life today. He is deceiving himself about it. Often, Carlos's opinion of himself is different than those around him. This trait gives Carlos the ability to deny anything that does not agree with his "truth." This trait is not always something negative. It is only a defense mechanism allowing Carlos not to face some reality in his life at this time.


Carlos will demand respect and will expect others to treat him with honor and dignity. Carlos believes in his ideas and will expect other people to also respect them. He has a lot of pride.


Carlos is moderately outgoing. His emotions are stirred by sympathy and heart rendering stories. In fact, he can be kind, friendly, affectionate and considerate of others. He has the ability to put himself into the other person's shoes. Carlos will be somewhat moody, with highs and lows. Sometimes he will be happy, the next day he might be sad. He has the unique ability to get along equally well with what psychology calls introverts and extroverts. This is because he is in between. Psychology calls Carlos an ambivert. He understands the needs of both types. Although they get along, he will not tolerate anyone that is too "far out." He doesn't sway too far one way or the other. When convincing him to buy a product or an idea, a heart rendering story could mean a great deal to him. He puts himself in the same situation as the person in the story, yet he will not buy anything that seems overly impractical or illogical. Carlos is an expressive person. He outwardly shows his emotions. He may even show traces of tears when hearing a sad story. Carlos is a "middle-of-the-roader," politically as well as logically. He weighs both sides of an issue, sits on the fence, and then will decide when he finally has to. He basically doesn't relate to any far out ideas and usually won't go to the extreme on any issue.


People that write their letters in an average height and average size are moderate in their ability to interact socially. According to the data input, Carlos doesn't write too large or too small, indicating a balanced ability to be social and interact with others.


Carlos has a desire for attention. People around Carlos will notice this need. He may fulfill this need by a variety of ways depending on his own character.


This is ME to a fucking tee except the first part....i'm not agressive at all.

DCX