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[mitch1971]

They live upside down.

 

[SJRB]

There are huge spiders and scorpions everywhere.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I hear they like Vegemite.

 

[hehehexd]

kangoroos

 

[ThatStupidLion]

They grill shrimp a fuck ton

 

[AlteredForms]

Of the top 10 most venomous snakes on the Earth around 7 are from the Australian mainland. Same with multiple poisonous spider species crawling up that ass. This is why I admire Australian babes so much, how do these women hold it together in a country where everything is out to gecha? And don't @ me about these cliches being overblown as even kangaroos have been known to kill people.

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&r...k-australia/&usg=AOvVaw2irtkSTCAgMq3PSk5lln8_

 

[Gamerfan81]

Koalas!

 

[Mr Blobby]

I heard if you say fat pizza 3 times in front of a mirror Pauly appears and slaps you with a thong

 

[LordOfChaos]

Hot surfer chicks

Bit racist

 

[DanteFox]

I hear they're kind of similar to Americans because of their history as a British colony. I don't know how true that is though.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Big AF insects. Probably why I'll never visit. This thread and Australia.

 

[thefool]

I've heard Paul Hogan is australian.

 

[AJUMP23]

Every Spider there is trying to kill you.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Australians don’t have ears?

 

[Putonahappyface]

Big AF insects. Probably why I'll never visit. This thread and Australia.

My cousin lives in Victoria and the spider pictures she sends me are haunting. Other than the spiders beautiful wildlife!

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

My cousin lives in Victoria and the spider pictures she sends me are haunting. Other than the spiders beautiful wildlife!

Man I would love to go there! Surely! Can not handle the bugs though man...

 

[Putonahappyface]

Man I would love to go there! Surely! Can not handle the bugs though man...

My cousin has a beautiful home, and she kindly invited me and my girlfriend over for a month, but I had to decline because of the spiders lol.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

My cousin has a beautiful home, and she kindly invited me and my girlfriend over for a month, but I had to decline because of the spiders lol.

 

[Tams]

Of the top 10 most venomous snakes on the Earth around 7 are from the Australian mainland. Same with multiple poisonous spider species crawling up that ass. This is why I admire Australian babes so much, how do these women hold it together in a country where everything is out to gecha? And don't @ me about these cliches being overblown as even kangaroos have been known to kill people.

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiH-MeS-qH-AhXHMMAKHXTfAwsQFnoECCsQAQ&url=https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kangaroo-kills-man-rare-fatal-attack-australia/&usg=AOvVaw2irtkSTCAgMq3PSk5lln8_

Kangaroos are fucking UNITS.

 

[bender]

Fosters is Australian for piss.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

I thought Aussies are typically fit. You got great weather, the image is people are always out in the sun surfing, swimming, hiking etc….. Aussie does great in Summer Olympics with a small population.

Then in one of these threads months ago (or last year) turns out Australians trend fat with high BMI indexes.

 

[GMCamaro]

Mick Taylor will get you if you’re not careful.

 

[Davesky]

They slant their mouths when they say hi.

 

[PapaEmeritus]

Rise up lights - say it fast
You are now Australian

 

[JCK75]

That Yahoo Serious singlehandedly gave all of the Koalas Chlamydia

 

[ahtlas7]

I learned recently it rains spiders there.

 

[bitbydeath]

There are huge spiders and scorpions everywhere.

Spiders yes, have never seen a scorpion.

 

[GymWolf]

I heard that eshays are the backbone of the country and an invaluable human resource.

 

[bitbydeath]

I hear they like Vegemite.

I don’t, but I’m not originally an aussie either, so maybe I’m just not in on the joke?

 

[bitbydeath]

kangoroos

They’re around but living in the suburbs I don’t really see them much.

 

[bitbydeath]

They grill shrimp a fuck ton

It’s a fun saying but usually just sausages.

 

[bitbydeath]

Of the top 10 most venomous snakes on the Earth around 7 are from the Australian mainland. Same with multiple poisonous spider species crawling up that ass. This is why I admire Australian babes so much, how do these women hold it together in a country where everything is out to gecha? And don't @ me about these cliches being overblown as even kangaroos have been known to kill people.

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiH-MeS-qH-AhXHMMAKHXTfAwsQFnoECCsQAQ&url=https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kangaroo-kills-man-rare-fatal-attack-australia/&usg=AOvVaw2irtkSTCAgMq3PSk5lln8_

My brother got bit by a redback spider once and survived.

 

[bitbydeath]

Koalas!

I have a few living in the parks nearby, lots of trees though so not easy to find them.

 

[bitbydeath]

I heard if you say fat pizza 3 times in front of a mirror Pauly appears and slaps you with a thong

How many times for Annalise though?

 

[bitbydeath]

Hot surfer chicks

Bit racist

Gotta be fit to surf.
I like to think we treat everyone equally, like cunts

 

[bitbydeath]

I hear they're kind of similar to Americans because of their history as a British colony. I don't know how true that is though.

The only clapping we get is after a night out.

 

[bitbydeath]

Big AF insects. Probably why I'll never visit. This thread and Australia.

They have to adapt to survive.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

They have to adapt to survive.

So do I in a way

 

[bitbydeath]

I've heard Paul Hogan is australian.

Can you believe he was born in the 1930’s?
Gets me everytime!

 

[bitbydeath]

Every Spider there is trying to kill you.

They kill the bugs we don’t tell you about.

 

[bitbydeath]

Australians don’t have ears?

 

[bitbydeath]

Fosters is Australian for piss.

That’s why we export it.

 

[bitbydeath]

I thought Aussies are typically fit. You got great weather, the image is people are always out in the sun surfing, swimming, hiking etc….. Aussie does great in Summer Olympics with a small population.

Then in one of these threads months ago (or last year) turns out Australians trend fat with high BMI indexes.

Young people are typically fit, but it goes downhill with age.

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Putonahappyface]

Young people are typically fit, but it goes downhill with age.

 

[Happosai]

The Seekers were the greatest quartet in history and SkyNews Australia has an obsession with American politics. Drive-in Theaters still exist.

And...Razorback is the greatest Aussie B-movie.

 

[BadBurger]

The police have a lot less authority in comparison to police in the UK and US, and it takes a very high bar regarding evidence and/or suspicion of threat before they can raid someone's property.

I was watching a documentary about some notorious gangster in Australia. It seemed like despite it being common knowledge that the guy was a crook in possession of firearms and was probably killing people on his property, the police appeared powerless to do anything about it. To contrast - here in the US the police could have obtained a warrant within an hour then drove a bulldozer through the guy's house if they were so inclined.

The events of the documentary appeared to take place in the 80's or 90's. Was wondering if this is still the case. Or if it was never the case and I was just too high while I was watching it.

 

[poppabk]

That wherever you are in the world it is on the opposite side of the world, even if you are in Australia.

 

[bitbydeath]

Mick Taylor will get you if you’re not careful.

Poor Mick got cancelled.

 

[bitbydeath]

The slant their mouths when they say hi.

That’s why we say g’day!