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[Elcid]

That leaves you so DRAINED. STEALTH BRAG: I had sex with my wife last night. She did all the work to boot. I woke up this morning barely able to move. I slept through multiple alarms and missed two meetings.

I couldn’t function and had to take a shower and drink a big ass espresso for my eyes to even fully open. I spent the next three hours at my office struggling to wake up. I could have fallen right back asleep at any point too. I’m 33 now and I can’t imagine staying awake long after that first nut. The sandman just starts teabagging me till I pass out. Legit left me thinking I can’t tap ass during the work week.

 

[Blitzmangoman]

Richard Packer

 

[captainraincoat]

deflating the latex doll is hard work

 

[Dr Bass]

I think you might be out of shape.

 

[Elcid]

I think you might be out of shape.

Nah I’m in okay shape but that shit really is NyQuil to quote the great Nicki Minaj.

 

[Ionian]

You're drained from having sex when she did all the work?

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[DeepBreath87]

Humble brag thread?

Humble brag thread. Congratulations on the sex.

 

[Elcid]

You're drained from having sex when she did all the work?

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You’re not listening! It’s not the stamina, it’s the literal sleepies.

 

[Ionian]

You’re not listening! It’s not the stamina, it’s the literal sleepies.

Sorry napping, can't hear nothing.

(10/10 wank)

 

[Goro Majima]

I’m almost 40 and not once in my entire life has sex made me sleepy. It often has the opposite effect of waking me up.

 

[M1chl]

I’m almost 40 and not once in my entire life has sex made me sleepy. It often has the opposite effect of waking me up.

Yeah well, those sleepless nights when I am posting on gaf like now, were my smash days. It's getting pretty terrible. It's a good thing that that GF sleeps nerly instantly after that.
I guess I must be really good : D

 

[Northeastmonk]

Sex is a very emotional experience for some people. If you work a lot and have little enjoyment to your extra activities, sex is like a sedative. Honestly, I feel like having a lot of sex earlier in life drains you emotionally.
Then when you have sex, it’s taken your emotions about sex and you’re left feeling like you took a bunch of pain pills. That’s probably not everyone. Diet and exercise would help tremendously. I’m not an expert, but positive thinking is a huge plus. Being tired and even stressed can kill the mood. Those are also two big parts of life. That’s probably why taking care of yourself physically helps out so much.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Men have a chemical cocktail release after orgasm that makes them sleepy. Science bitch! Thank your friendly serotonin, oxytocin and prolactin specifically.

Personally I don't get sleepy afterwards but I've never been one to sleep much anyhow.

 

[and 3 others]

Men have a chemical cocktail release after orgasm that makes them sleepy. Science bitch! Thank your friendly serotonin, oxytocin and prolactin specifically.

Personally I don't get sleepy afterwards but I've never been one to sleep much anyhow.

Which chemical is responsible for the post nut clarity!? That shits brutal!

 

[lock2k]

Yes I said It, I said It cos I can...

 

[Spukc]

I too had sex in vaginas at many occasions

 

[Richard Packer]

That leaves you so DRAINED. STEALTH BRAG: I had sex with my wife last night. She did all the work to boot. I woke up this morning barely able to move. I slept through multiple alarms and missed two meetings.

I couldn’t function and had to take a shower and drink a big ass espresso for my eyes to even fully open. I spent the next three hours at my office struggling to wake up. I could have fallen right back asleep at any point too. I’m 33 now and I can’t imagine staying awake long after that first nut. The sandman just starts teabagging me till I pass out. Legit left me thinking I can’t tap ass during the work week.

Shut the fuck up.

 

[Deleted member 801069]

you’re fat

 

[lock2k]

I fell on the big fat fanny, pulled out the jammies and killed the punani. And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep, put her ass to sleep.

 

[nush]

If OPs really that tired after sex the previous night I think he should get professional medical advice. That shit aint right and is probably an indicator of a deeper medical issue.

 

[Stouffers]

Sounds like a heart condition. I’d take a stress test.

 

[Stouffers]

I fell on the big fat fanny, pulled out the jammies and killed the punani. And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep, put her ass to sleep.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

Whenever I cum, I pass the fuck out.

 

[Bwesh]

I'm out of shape and overweight and I can do two rounds with the wife easy. You may need some basic cardio.

 

[DESTROYA]

Whenever I cum, I pass the fuck out.

Choking yourself with your free hand will do that to you.

 

[kretos]

Braging about having sex with your wife like she's some famous model or something

 

[#Phonepunk#]

"she did all the work"

uh.... good for you?

 

[Goro Majima]

"she did all the work"

uh.... good for you?

I don’t understand how anyone does this male or female.

Even if she’s on top I still thrust upward and my hands are doing their thing.

Incidentally that’s also why sex with virgins was always super overrated and never worth the emotional fallout. Nothing worse than sex with a woman who just starfishes.

 

[Maxwell Jacob Friedman]

She did all the work yet you're tired? And you call yourself a man.

 

[Elcid]

"she did all the work"

uh.... good for you?

I was simply emphasizing I didn’t exactly go strain myself to lead to such sleepiness. If it wasn’t for work I probably would have slept another four hours.

 

[Stouffers]

I don’t understand how anyone does this male or female.

Even if she’s on top I still thrust upward and my hands are doing their thing.

Incidentally that’s also why sex with virgins was always super overrated and never worth the emotional fallout. Nothing worse than sex with a woman who just starfishes.

Gotta at least contribute some dirty talk. 9 times out of 10, that’s what sends them over.

 

[Elcid]

Braging about having sex with your wife like she's some famous model or something

Don’t be so jelly bro. First of all, ain’t bragging seriously cause it’s my wife, sex happens regularly. Just wondering if people legit get that sleepiness like I do which people seem to be confusing with stamina. I’m not out of breath or anything like that. It’s simply like someone hit the power button on me and I just shut the fuck off. Blowies don’t make me sleepy like sex.

 

[cryptoadam]

Ya those 35 seconds really take alot out of you.

 

[Elcid]

Ya those 35 seconds really take alot out of you.

Fuck you it was more like 48. This old boy can handle quite the ride.

 

[lock2k]

Fuck you it was more like 48. This old boy can handle quite the ride.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

I'm not sure if it's true, but apparently it takes 40-80 drops of blood to make 1 drop of semen.




"According to Ayurveda, semen is the last Dhatu that is formed out of food. Out of food is manufactured chyle. Out of chyle comes blood. Out of blood comes flesh. Out of flesh comes fat. Out of fat comes bone. Out of bone comes marrow. Out of marrow comes semen. These are the Sapta Dhatus or the seven Dhatus that support this life and body. Mark here how precious is semen! It is the last essence. It is the Essence of essences. The Veerya comes out of the very marrow that lies concealed inside the bones. Semen is the quintessence of food or blood. One drop of semen is manufactured out of forty drops of blood according to modern medical science. According to Ayurveda, it is elaborated out of eighty drops of blood. Semen is the real vitality in men. It is the hidden treasure in man. It imparts Brahma-Tejas to the face and strength to the intellect."

If we put that into account, imagine masturbating everyday and how much strain that puts on your body. NoFap is the way, my brothers. It's given me more energy than coffee or any pre-workout.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

She will go from draining your penis to draining your soul. Bank on it.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

Don’t be so jelly bro. First of all, ain’t bragging seriously cause it’s my wife, sex happens regularly. Just wondering if people legit get that sleepiness like I do which people seem to be confusing with stamina. I’m not out of breath or anything like that. It’s simply like someone hit the power button on me and I just shut the fuck off. Blowies don’t make me sleepy like sex.

Why Do Men Feel Sleepy After Sex? Prolactin, Oxytocin, Vasopressin, et al.

After sex it is very common for men to feel tired or even fall asleep on their partners. There are a set of specific reasons as to why this tiredness occurs. In

mentalhealthdaily.com

"When a man orgasms, prolactin is released – a hormone that is linked to feelings of sexual satisfaction. The primary reason a man feels tired after sex is due to the fact that prolactin causes sleepiness and drowsiness. During sleep people have higher levels of prolactin."

 

[lock2k]

I'm not sure if it's true, but apparently it takes 40-80 drops of blood to make 1 drop of semen.




"According to Ayurveda, semen is the last Dhatu that is formed out of food. Out of food is manufactured chyle. Out of chyle comes blood. Out of blood comes flesh. Out of flesh comes fat. Out of fat comes bone. Out of bone comes marrow. Out of marrow comes semen. These are the Sapta Dhatus or the seven Dhatus that support this life and body. Mark here how precious is semen! It is the last essence. It is the Essence of essences. The Veerya comes out of the very marrow that lies concealed inside the bones. Semen is the quintessence of food or blood. One drop of semen is manufactured out of forty drops of blood according to modern medical science. According to Ayurveda, it is elaborated out of eighty drops of blood. Semen is the real vitality in men. It is the hidden treasure in man. It imparts Brahma-Tejas to the face and strength to the intellect."

If we put that into account, imagine masturbating everyday and how much strain that puts on your body. NoFap is the way, my brothers. It's given me more energy than coffee or any pre-workout.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

I appreciate men that put time into how they look. I don't why that's what I took away from that song, but it is what it is.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

I appreciate men that put time into how they look. I don't why that's what I took away from that song, but it is what it is.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

Are you insinuating that I'm a closet homo? Wrong.

I'm bisexual.

Edit: I don't know why that's something I need to bring up, but since we're here...

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

She will go from draining your penis to draining your soul. Bank on it.

He's married, it's a given. He's already broken in.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

Are you insinuating that I'm a closet homo? Wrong.

I'm bisexual.

Edit: I don't know why that's something I need to bring up, but since we're here...

I was just fucking with you. More power to you, guy.

 

[Cunth]

i have so much sex im kind bored with it. im on to the next thing

 

[Elcid]

i have so much sex im kind bored with it. im on to the next thing

See this post.

 

[Deleted member 801069]

i have so much sex im kind bored with it. im on to the next thing

what comes next

 

[Cunth]

what comes next

Can’t tell you. You need to 10,000 cum shots first

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

Been 18 months for me. Probably why I'm writing this at 4.00am

 

[JordanN]

Lifehack: Have sex in the morning. You'll never be tired.