lunchtoast
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Shower with minimal soap, don't use shampoo. Brush morning and night, floss usually after every meal. Mouthwash if I ate something strong or am going to see gf. Apply deodorant. Pour baby powder down my pants on hot days.
:lol Holy shit, I lost it hard at "terminator leg". Brilliant!Avant said:I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
Luscious LeftFoot said:-lotion can't be looking ashy.
fuzzyreactor said:yes, i smell like a man. you smell like a chemical
fuzzyreactor said:-brush teeth twice a day with either baking soda or arm and hammer toothpaste. floss a few times a week(hard for me to do)
goodfella said:the fuck?
Do people do this?
yes a lot of people do seeing as its one of the main ingredients in a lot of toothpastegoodfella said:the fuck?
Do people do this?
nVidiot_Whore said:What about butthole hygiene?
I won't take a crap w/o baby whipes handy.. keep a portable deal at work in my backpack, 1 in my car.. and of course, have dispensers on all of my toilets. Start with a dry wipe or 2, then to the baby wipes.. then usually pat dry with TP. I also spend quite a bit of time in the shower ensuring a clean butthole... vigorously soap around the area.. and even a bit "in" there.. oh yeah, nice and clean!
SabinFigaro said:In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.
In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
LeleSocho said:sincerely unless you sweat 2 showers/day sounds like an overkill
notsureifseriousKentpaul said:Brush my teeth once a day (i get free dental care so i don't go out my way to brush twice)
SabinFigaro said:In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.
In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
LeleSocho said:sincerely unless you sweat 2 showers/day sounds like an overkill
BaDJuJU said:If you take a big shit at least once a day, you need to wash your ass at some point you funky bastards!
NO, u smell like shit no matter what those imaginary people tell you!!!!!!!!!Subliminal said:I personally don't wear deodorant and most people seem shocked when I tell them.
I don't sweat, I'm not gross.
nVidiot_Whore said:- Shower every morning, again at night if I work out or just feel like it
- While "showering" I soap my dirty areas vigorously..
- At the end of my "shower" I plug the tub and lay down for a bit.. use bath soap so the rest of my body gets cleaned, I do this partially to steam my face.. partially because I find it enjoyable.
- Shave my neck, face completely.. trim other areas if needed... I do this every day with few exceptions.. sometimes again in the evening if I'm going out.
- Stand up and rinse everything off, and apply face wash
- Wash my hair twice a week, once on the weekend.. once sometime mid-week.. my girlfriend actually shampoos and conditions my hair for me as I sit in the tub.. very relaxing and enjoyable.. get a nice head massage.
- Wear deodorant.. which I typically give a refresh swipe or 2 after work just for evening freshness
- I brush my teeth really well twice a day.. and quickly another 2-3 times during the day for freshness
I do not regularly use any lotion, but I do have some after-shave lotion that I put on my neck if it's feeling irritated.
I also don't wear cologne... but despite that.. am ALWAYS complimented on the way I smell.. I despise cologne.. my fresh deodorant smell + manliness trumps any cologne.
you know where i live we use these...BaDJuJU said:If you take a big shit at least once a day, you need to wash your ass at some point you funky bastards!
Solo said:You smell like a sweaty anus. Ill take a chemical smell.
nope3N16MA said:Anyone who says they don't smell bad while not using deodorant and only showering once a day simply can't smell their own BO.
3N16MA said:Anyone who says they don't smell bad while not using deodorant and only showering once a day simply can't smell their own BO.
mt1200 said:Some people have like a gifted skin, never wear deo, and they never smell, I dont know why.
for the most part im not out in the heat. im in an air conditioned building on a computer3N16MA said:Perhaps in the winter when many stay indoors and do not sweat. However in the summer I find it hard to believe if you're out in the heat.