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[NLB2]

I'd so be a zucchini farmer. They don't taste very good but the plant is so sweet looking.

 

[olimario]

Koala Farmer.

 

[Lathentar]

Corn like my grandfather and uncle.

 

[Bob White]

POONTANG FARMER. i.e. PIMP.

 

[White Man]

Zucchini is my second favorite food, next to broccoli. You are clearly a member of the feckless and tasteless majorit, my good NLB2.

Anyway, I wouldn't be any sort of farmer. Too. . .drawn-out and anti-climactic. I would be a logger though. Probably in a minute, too, if I wasn't a weak guy.

 

[Dagless M.D.]

dirt farmer

 

[Litigation Manuel]

Farmer of human misery.

Not sure how one would accomplish this though.

 

[tt_deeb]

 

[NLB2]

Zucchini is my second favorite food, next to broccoli. You are clearly a member of the feckless and tasteless majorit, my good NLB2.

Anyway, I wouldn't be any sort of farmer. Too. . .drawn-out and anti-climactic. I would be a logger though. Probably in a minute, too, if I wasn't a weak guy.

Oh man, take that back. I loooooovvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeee broccoli. You fry it up with a bit of olive oil and some garlic and its delicious.

 

[Chopin Trusty Balls]

Dope!!

 

[Jim Bowie]

I would harvest cashews, so I would have an allergic reaction and die.

I hate farming

 

[Ecrofirt]

either Marijuanna or Poppies. I hear there's big money in that field, just look at my friend Pablo Escobar.

Maybe there'd be a gruesome death that I could come up with similiar to Pablo and the Columbian necktie. I think I'd call it the Irish hankerchief. You'd

Spoiler

slice open someone's stomach, and strangle them with their own intestines.

<- for the weak.

 

[NLB2]

popies = opium

 

[Kefkaff]

growing up on a farm... I would never want to be a farmer.

 

[GIR]

All my crops would be genetically modified crops, apples that taste like strawberries, grapes that taste blueberries, and they'd all be pollinated by butterflies with bee stings having deadly taipan venom.

 

[7imz]

 

[ConfusingJazz]

I would be one of those farmers that doesn't grow shit and collects subsidies from the government.