Support NeoGAF

[cryptoadam]

It must be the titties.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

A miserable little pile of secrets?


wait...wrong meme...

 

[EviLore]

and running Internet forums, of course.

 

[buizel]

 

[buizel]

neogaf edition:

 

[Great Hair]

Asking for pubes is for sure not ...
this show is too funny. If you liked Borat, this goes one step beyond that.

 

[and 3 others]

and running Internet forums, of course.

At least hes not using his body to pay his bills!

 

[MetalAlien]

and running Internet forums, of course.

One mistake and you're spaghetti arms.

 

[Bildo_Shaggins]

 

[MetalAlien]

A womens life is governed by fear. Every thing she does from wake up to going to bed is measuring her fear index. A mans life is governed by risk. We spend the day weighting risk vs reward.

Women. Don't do that you might get hurt.
Man. Do that just right and you won't get hurt that bad.

 

[GreyHorace]

 

[and 3 others]

One mistake and you're spaghetti arms.

 

[Vicetrailia]

and running Internet forums, of course.

SOMEBODY CALL OSHA!!!

 

[TaySan]

An adult male.

 

[12Goblins]

Asking for pubes is for sure not ...
this show is too funny. If you liked Borat, this goes one step beyond that.

hahaha that lady was actually fucking awesome

 

[and 3 others]

Never hear this song without thinking of The Man Lane!

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

Quarks, Leptons and Higgs boson and shit. Also big guns, muscles, 'MURICA shirt, plaster blasting her love cave, xy chromosome, 9 months, hope he doesn't want to be a ballerina, football, beer, monster truck.

 

[Tesseract]

guts

 

[triplestation]

brute power and strength

if you get a girl the same weight/height as me and put us to fight i will turn her into ground beef

she cannot do the same to me

but she can kick my ass at popularity

 

[Airola]

 

[buizel]

An adult male.

Certainly not an adult male who copulates with another adult males wife tho

 

[Nymphae]

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

Pursuit of the highest ideals.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[Mobile Suit Gooch]

To have honor and a Peeenis.

 

[Coolwhhip]

An adult male.

Not all of them.

 

[Bogey]

Being able to use a part of your body that isn't your hands to type this post.

 

[Steve.1981]

To be serious for a moment, I can say that as a man I just want to be of some use. I want to be of use to my family & friends. It's like that's my essence. It's what's inside me, my gut feeling or instinct. If I can't look at myself in the mirror & say that I'm useful in some way, any way, then I feel like a failure as a man.

It broke my heart in a surprising way when I watched Jordan Peterson talking about this. That was one of the moments when it clicked in my head. Something that I'd always felt, but maybe couldn't have put into words. He was talking about how shocked he was when he stood up in front of an audience of young men & told them that they could be something. Anything, big or small. They could be useful in some way & it was in their power. What shocked him was watching their previously defeated, deadened eyes just lighting up with new hope. He wondered how in the world it was possible that so many young men felt so hopeless & empty, that one guy just telling them "You can be of use" would lift their spirits in such a noticeable way.

After watching him talk about it, I had a long heart to heart with my wife & opened up to her in ways that I hadn't quite managed previously. It helped me a lot. No matter how down I feel, how hopeless, worthless & empty I am, I can live with myself because at the very least I'm a good husband & father. I get up in the morning & go to work so I can support, care & provide for my family. & I'm always trying to be a better son, brother & friend as well now, consciously. I just want to be of some use to the people in my life.

 

[The Pleasure]

Having a young boy hold your lumber.

 

[BigBooper]

Stability. To keep your head when others all around are losing theirs.

 

[MetalAlien]

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Ball bearings and a stick shift

 

[Master Of Illusion]

1). Build a canoe with your bare hands.
2). Punch a socialist in the face.
3). https://dukecannon.com/

 

[EverydayBeast]

We win

 

[highrider]

Watch, and shoes.

 

[Papa]

neogaf edition:

buizel edition

 

[GAMETA]

ahem

 

[MaestroMike]

 

[Riven326]

His clothes.

 

[Keihart]

 

[eot]

Family guy is fucking lame

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I didn’t do an oil rig this weekend, but I did get our little family out in our camper and back home safely and my wife took a pregnancy test when we got back a couple hours ago and apparently my balls sill work. So I think I hit some minimum requirements.

 

[Nester99]

It’s definitely the titties

 

[greyshark]

You must be swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, and mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

 

[nush]

Beer, cars, big tits, steak and football.

 

[MasterCornholio]

Old spice it will make even babies manly.

 

[BadBurger]

and running Internet forums, of course.

Gotta be swoll and know how to start a fire with your bare hands

 

[Lionel Richie]

 

[MasterCornholio]

know how to start a fire with your bare hands

Lubrication helps.

 

[dionysus]

It is shocking there are some companies who still connect drill pipe that way. It is inevitable you lose fingers in that method and bad accidents are fatal. Most rigs are more automated these days.