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[ArtemisClydeFrog]

Yeah I’m an artist as well. I’ve been doing refinishing for 30 years now, still love it. I feel like I’m dying sitting down at a computer or in an office, I am way to physical of a person. And we gets lots of cool projects besides just cars.

I look at stuff like this and imagine working in a similar career and think "I'd fuck this job up hella bad"

 

[highrider]

I look at stuff like this and imagine working in a similar career and think "I'd fuck this job up hella bad"

That’s the thing with this type of skill, the mistakes are super costly lol. We’re kind of the guy that gets cars out the door.

 

[Elcid]

Any kind of position where you have power over them then they’ll want to fuck you.

 

[LisaMariaMartin]

Any kind of position where you have power over them then they’ll want to fuck you.

Like a teacher?

 

[highrider]

Any kind of position where you have power over them then they’ll want to fuck you.

That’s every position if you work it right

 

[DESTROYA]

Any kind of position where you have power over them then they’ll want to fuck you.

Prison warden ?

 

[A Elbereth Gilthoniel]

Being a Witcher seems to get Geralt laid a lot.

I think in real life his low-economic status would pose some problems. Griffin hunting ain't what it used to be.

 

[highrider]

My dad used to always say the first job he ever got working at a soda fountain in the 50s was the happiest he’s ever been in a job ( lawyer ) and would joke that if it could support a family he’d still be making burgers and milkshakes.

 

[GeorgPrime]

Being a jobless but entiteled vegan

 

[GeorgioCostanzaX]

Yeah I’m an artist as well. I’ve been doing refinishing for 30 years now, still love it. I feel like I’m dying sitting down at a computer or in an office, I am way too physical of a person. And we gets lots of cool projects besides just cars.

If you want to refinishing my Walther P1 to look like Megatron DM me

 

[ScythD]

Lawyer is not a great career for most people. It's saturated. Unless you know someone at a firm and can get on partner track at a young age, you'll be churned and burned working 60+ hour weeks for (relatively) terrible pay while drowning in law school debt.

Generally yes if you don't get into a T14 law school. If you can get into one though, you're set for a prestigious law firm opportunity.

My response is Big 4 public accounting auditor. At least in my neck of the woods the females are nearly all smokin'. Plus it's generally good money especially as you move up.

 

[Yoda]

Anything that has a high income stereotype.

 

[Sidney Prescott]

I would say band members/singers. I doubt they have any trouble.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Doctors- the knowledge they have, the professionalism, the bedside manner, & women find scrubs irresistible..

You don’t even begin to understand how wrong you are, lol.

Real answer is musicians (even bottom-of-the-ladder has way more chances than your average male doctor), professional athletes, actors, and CEOs. Oh, and plumbers, apparently.

 

[Sidney Prescott]

Oh, and plumbers, apparently.

Don't forget the pizza delivery drivers.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Anything that makes you rich

I remember having hilarious online dating discussions when a slew of us at work were all on it. Match.com (I think it was that one) used to have an Income filter you could fill out with pre-canned income like $0-35,000, 35,000-50,000 etc..... I think the top bracket maxed out at $250,000+.

Every woman in the office says money isn't everything and it's all about sense of humour and good with kids or some BS.

Since many of us were on Match and know about the income bracket, I asked everyone one of them how much money they you put into their search filters? Every one picked either minimum $75,000 or minimum $100,000 brackets.

Then when I laughed and said I thought you guys said it's not all about money.

Their responses were they don't want a man making less so they have to pay up. They want to keep their own money.

 

[highrider]

If you want to refinishing my Walther P1 to look like Megatron DM me

Generally would want to go ceracoat on a firearm for the heat protection, but we use auto finish on a lot of parts and stocks, I’ve done guitars etc.. PM me what you have in mind and I’ll give you a quote and I’ll give you a good deal because I could use it for video content.

 

[JimmyRustler]

A profession does not make you attractive, it makes you desirable. Good looks and style make you attractive.

I do not doubt that Weinstein had his fair share of pussy but I doubt any one of these girls lost their head going down with him. Someone like Marcus Schenkenberg (Model) on the other hand... prolly just seeing him nekked would get them drippin.

 

[Patrick S.]

Mating bull semen harvester.

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

A profession does not make you attractive, it makes you desirable. Good looks and style make you attractive.

I do not doubt that Weinstein had his fair share of pussy but I doubt any one of these girls lost their head going down with him. Someone like Marcus Schenkenberg (Model) on the other hand... prolly just seeing him nekked would get them drippin.

Isn't desirability part of attractiveness?

 

[Patrick S.]

See shit like this is why the education system is fucked. Why spend $100k on a gender studies degree when there are cool in demand jobs like this out there? Sorry if I’m assuming you didn’t work in your major just making a general statement. I mean you could even work in the film industry with this skill set.

In this picture there is around 4 grand in paint guns, though

 

[JimmyRustler]

Isn't desirability part of attractiveness?

No. Women will act very different towards you depending on if they find you attractive or desirable. One is about safety and status, the other is about lust. For men it‘s much easier because it‘s always about the latter.

 

[LisaMariaMartin]

Oh, and plumbers, apparently.

I heard they make a metric fuckton of money nowadays.

 

[OverHeat]

Pornstar is hot

 

[thefool]

Good lookin photographer in his late 20s-30s.

 

[Porcile]

NeoGAF Gold Member

 

[Susurrus]

Let's go ahead and get cop, firefighter, and military out of the equation because those are already a given.

As military, I can confirm it is not a chick magnet job. Or maybe my ugly overwhelmed it. Unless it is talking about officers, because enlisted are definitely not rich.....we do have 'dat tricare though.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Mating bull semen harvester.

My uncle can confirm this is false.

Hid friend’s cows seem to like him enough, though.

 

[West Texas CEO]

As military, I can confirm it is not a chick magnet job. Or maybe my ugly overwhelmed it. Unless it is talking about officers, because enlisted are definitely not rich.....we do have 'dat tricare though.

Are you serious? Try going onto a dating app wearing your military fatigues and report back. You should be swimming(relative term) in pussy.

 

[Ten_Fold]

Actors, rappers, entrepreneurs, anything really that got you verified on Instagram, you got to have money and some clout, unless you want a regular female then just make enough to have your own place and car.

 

[Peggies]

Actors, rappers, entrepreneurs, anything really that got you verified on Instagram, you got to have money and some clout, unless you want a regular female then just make enough to have your own place and car.

Let's say musicians instead of rappers because I mean like

 

[Mistake]

I think anything that gets you buff is high up there, at least for me. I’d rather know someone is physically and emotionally attracted to me before they know how much money I make anyway.

Are you serious? Try going onto a dating app wearing your military fatigues and report back. You should be swimming(relative term) in pussy.

Most marines I know never had a problem, maybe he’s in the chair force or navy

 

[EverydayBeast]

Professionals don't prioritize attractiveness and here's OP's doctor:

 

[Ballthyrm]

Let's go ahead and get cop, firefighter, and military out of the equation because those are already a given.

You forgot one.

 

[Orutisu Furio]

If you're talking about in regards to women viewing a man as attractive, it's usually the basics:

- Doctor
- Lawyer
- Engineer
- Businessman

Basically, as long as a man is self-sufficient, this is considered attractive.

 

[Rickyiez]

CEO of Tesla

 

[Jeff Spicoli]

Plumber. Because they see many alone women, right in their home

 

[*Nightwing]

Gigalo

 

[LisaMariaMartin]

Plumber. Because they see many alone women, right in their home

I want to frame this comment and hang it up in my living room

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

NeoGAF Gold Member

Hell yeah brother. I'll let my boy Day Day explain how it works:

"And then, you know, since I had this my pussy rate then went poof! I get more pussy from police ladies, everybody give me some pussy."

 

[NecrosaroIII]

I once was at lunch with two of my friends spouse's. The whole time they were talking shit because their close friend was marrying someone who was not a doctor or engineer. They couldn't understand why their friend was trying to ruin her life like that and were discussing how to break up her friends relationship.

They were Vietnamese. God I hate those bitches.

 

[Reptars Revenge]

Astronaut cowboy

 

[GymWolf]

Linemen get all the bitches.

They also get all the brain trauma and cte.

 

[crozier]

dental hygienist

 

[TheContact]

professions aren't physically attractive unless you're talking about how enticing they are to be a part of (like tech atm)
but sexual attraction isn't necessarily tied to a profession unless you find someone who wants to specifically have sex with a health care worker or a police officer or something. money is the easiest way to attract people, followed by charisma/confidence, then looks

 

[StreetsofBeige]

I remember having hilarious online dating discussions when a slew of us at work were all on it. Match.com (I think it was that one) used to have an Income filter you could fill out with pre-canned income like $0-35,000, 35,000-50,000 etc..... I think the top bracket maxed out at $250,000+.

Every woman in the office says money isn't everything and it's all about sense of humour and good with kids or some BS.

Since many of us were on Match and know about the income bracket, I asked everyone one of them how much money they you put into their search filters? Every one picked either minimum $75,000 or minimum $100,000 brackets.

Then when I laughed and said I thought you guys said it's not all about money.

Their responses were they don't want a man making less so they have to pay up. They want to keep their own money.

By the way. For any of you on dating sites that still have an income bracket (not sure if any do anymore) and want to maximize hits and views, make sure to put a high income.

When I first did Match way back and they had the income bracket, I first left my income as blank. Not that I'm broke or jobless. I didn't want to pigeon hole myself in one. Didn't even think it was that important to share. Most women didn't even fill out the income filter themselves, so I didn't bother. I'd get views and hits here an there.

The second I decide to click my income bracket in the $100-150k bracket, suddenly the views skyrocketed. What happens is when you log in, a tiny red view counter pops up the top right corner. Suddenly Im getting 4-5/day instead of maybe 1 per day!

So if any of you guys want clicks and views from shallow women, just bump up your income bracket on any dating site. lol