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[Van Bur3n]

The thread full of awful, sickening, fucked realities where the guy argues the use of "fuck" in a college essay and the friend zone thread from some months back. Wish I could find that one.

 

[Creamium]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=86461504&postcount=1696

Holy shit.

I nominate the one where the guy couldn't afford to go to the dentist and was planning to use glue as tooth filling http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1353611

 

[Luminaire]

The one where the guy is living with his crush for a few weeks and introduces her and the mom to anime.

 

[danm999]

I really like this one;

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=830833

"A Tale of 'Merica and Milk - I just walked out and abandoned a job interview. FML."

 

[NoMoreTrolls]

The one where the guy quit his job after 2 hours or some shit (sonic avatar, I think)
The one where the dude wrote a horribly written, profanity-strewn essay for a college class and had a mental breakdown about his art
The one where a GAFfer's brother made a godawful rap album with a contrived name (Legend of a Journey?)
The one with a grand Russian Pokemon conspiracy
The one where a GAFfer wants to murder-cuck NPCs in Skyrim

Like the worst Friends episode names ever

 

[Plum]

The one where the guy quit his job after 2 hours or some shit (sonic avatar, I think)
The one where the dude wrote a horribly written, profanity-strewn essay for a college class and had a mental breakdown about his art
The one where a GAFfer's brother made a godawful rap album with a contrived name (Legend of a Journey?)
The one with a grand Russian Pokemon conspiracy
The one where a GAFfer wants to murder-cuck NPCs in Skyrim

Like the worst Friends episode names ever

The one where Joey forgets to plug in headphones

 

[Violet_0]

That one guy who got dumped by his girlfriend because he wanted to fuck his cousin.

I missed this one, beautiful

 

[StrangeRoboMemory]

The one where the guy is living with his crush for a few weeks and introduces her and the mom to anime.

This one, lol

 

[andythinkpad]

All Sunhilegend threads belong to UNISCO heritage registry.

 

[Timeaisis]

Proper ass wiping technique.

 

[Jasup]

That thread with the guy that wanted to retell the Bible for modern times.

I downloaded the book of Genesis that the guy had written. Every now and then I try to read it to see how far I can get. At the moment I'm on page 6.

 

[FiggyCal]

I downloaded the book of Genesis that the guy had written. Every now and then I try to read it to see how far I can get. At the moment I'm on page 6.

The dude just put so much work in. It's really something.

 

[Harrison Bergeron]

OMG. Was that the same one where he asked a girl to "fool around" in the car after studying?

EDIT: It is.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1353193

That one was a remarkable classic.

 

[Fuu]

Not exactly recent, but the Geist vagina thread. The escalation was legendary.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=678073

 

[Kaelan]

That thread where OP used Mario analogies for his relationship, and talked about being cucked by Bowser.

Holy shit, that thread was classic.

 

[PrankT]

I like the one where the guy loves Sony and playstation and made a bad poster that sunhi turned to a Mr. Bean epic.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1331848&page=1

 

[robotrock]

The thread where Justin Bailey said "I bet G4 will leave the TV market before Nintendo leaves the console one" and almost exactly 10 years later bumped it with simply "Called it."

Delete all the unfunny people who tried necroing it afterward.

can i get a link

 

[MMarston]

OMG. Was that the same one where he asked a girl to "fool around" in the car after studying?

EDIT: It is.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1353193

Goes to Page 2

It's like XCOM

 

[entremet]

2.5 hour job guy

Oh yes lol.

 

[PixelatedBookake]

Boy oh boy I wonder what funny, memorable stories I'll be introduced to in this thread!

OMG. Was that the same one where he asked a girl to "fool around" in the car after studying?

EDIT: It is.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1353193

 

[Kensation]

Boy oh boy I wonder what funny, memorable stories I'll be introduced to in this thread!

Eyyyyyyyy! Hope things have turned around for you since that thread.

 

[Thoraxes]

I like the one where the guy got asked by a chick if she could dominate him or something, and he was real nervous about it, but ended up having a happy ending and learning something new about himself in the end.

 

[GKSilKamina]

He may be a baby now, but one day Kale Breckin is going to find this thread and weep bitter tears:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1040470

 

[Jason Frost]

I am fairly sure I just got a friend of mine fired

 

[PixelatedBookake]

Eyyyyyyyy! Hope things have turned around for you since that thread.

Yeah thanks that thread humbled me pretty good lol. Can't change the past and all that. I have a date this Saturday so hopefully I don't crash and burn.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

That one guy who got dumped by his girlfriend because he wanted to fuck his cousin.

love how he leaves the joke out of the op

 

[Kensation]

Yeah thanks that thread humbled me pretty good lol. Can't change the past and all that. I have a date this Saturday so hopefully I don't crash and burn.

 

[bennywhatever]

that dude with the sound waves

Here you go.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=102457487&postcount=162

Blamespace groupon tv.

What was the one about the guy who went down on a prostitute?

Here's that one http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=842351
Unfortunately a lot of Photobucket images.

 

[CMojicaAce]

why do you take up so much of my husbands time?

 

[MMarston]

He may be a baby now, but one day Kale Breckin is going to find this thread and weep bitter tears:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1040470

I just realized



this dude is so gonna google his name

 

[Kindekuma]

I still chuckle at the $30 Italian meal thread, and also the dude who quit after mere hours of starting a new job.

 

[Earthbound64]

love how he leaves the joke out of the op

Generally the most entertaining threads have key pieces of information that aren't revealed until later.

 

[DJMicLuv]

Anyone got a link the the Pentagod thread. That was fucking amazing, I was crying with laughter when that went off.

 

[rekameohs]

Anyone got a link the the Pentagod thread. That was fucking amazing, I was crying with laughter when that went off.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=611971

 

[DJMicLuv]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=611971

Four years ago?!? (penta)God, it only feels like one or two at the most. Cheers for the link.

 

[Conor_Fool]

The one where the guy quit his job after 2 hours or some shit (sonic avatar, I think)
The one where the dude wrote a horribly written, profanity-strewn essay for a college class and had a mental breakdown about his art
The one where a GAFfer's brother made a godawful rap album with a contrived name (Legend of a Journey?)
The one with a grand Russian Pokemon conspiracy
The one where a GAFfer wants to murder-cuck NPCs in Skyrim

Like the worst Friends episode names ever

Ohhhh myyy godddd. Legend of a Journey is truly the best thing I've ever seen on GAF. That shit was cracking me up for years man.

The song "Life iz so blak" was sooooooo good 😂😂😂

Edit: Link to song - https://youtu.be/BVdDq_FYIUw

 

[ThatStupidLion]

That thread where whats his name left his neogaf open and his wife posted... khalifa jayy i think? Or something like that

 

[Fat4all]

21st Century Bible

 

[superdeluxe]

So there's a link to the Forum Archive at the bottom of the NeoGAF main page, where you can "relive classic GAF moments." From what I can tell, though, no threads have been added to that section for about two and a half years.

So what recent-ish threads would qualify for the closest thing we have to a GAF thread hall of fame?

Are there any that are good or important or insane enough?

Historical threads I think are important, just to capture that 'moment' of time

 

[FiggyCal]

Boy oh boy I wonder what funny, memorable stories I'll be introduced to in this thread!

Tbh it really didn't sound like it ended up that bad. I've had a lot more embarrassing moments with women that ended up with me avoiding them at all costs (or them avoiding me). I just don't make threads about them.

21st Century Bible

Definitely a classic.

 

[NinjaCoachZ]

can i get a link

To this day this is by far the best necrobump thread there ever has been and ever will be.

Spoiler

That amirox god thread from yesterday getting bumped with simply "Lol" made me choke though.

 

[Conkersbadfurday]

The thread full of awful, sickening, fucked realities where the guy argues the use of "fuck" in a college essay and the friend zone thread from some months back. Wish I could find that one.

Oh man, just read through this. What a ride.

 

[kamineko]

That thread with the guy that wanted to retell the Bible for modern times.

Yeah, this is my vote too

 

[Princess Viola]

What about that thread from a couple years ago about some shitty book the OP was reading that got bumped after a few months by the author of the book, who signed all his posts with his name, didn't know how to quote, and then when he got banned compared Gaf to Stalin or something like that on his Twitter?

 

[NoMoreTrolls]

What about that thread from a couple years ago about some shitty book the OP was reading that got bumped after a few months by the author of the book, who signed all his posts with his name, didn't know how to quote, and then when he got banned compared Gaf to Stalin or something like that on his Twitter?

I need a link lol

 

[GamerJM]

What the fuck, 8BitNate's legendary masturbation topic isn't there?

 

[BOOTY ME$$IAH]

My personal favorite has to be the God of War 3 Glitched Copy thread. lmfao

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=963325

 

[Geno Breaker]

What about that thread from a couple years ago about some shitty book the OP was reading that got bumped after a few months by the author of the book, who signed all his posts with his name, didn't know how to quote, and then when he got banned compared Gaf to Stalin or something like that on his Twitter?

Holy shit, this was my favorite lol

 

[TopDreg]

That thread involving the guy who lived in South Korea. He consistently went to a restaurant to order food from two women. He also bought food for them on occasion. And I think he strapped a camera to his leg to record Korean women.

I can't find it in the archives.

EDIT: Here it is: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=923512&highlight=ribbit

 

[sf2fanatic]

My favorite was the haunted house reactions thread. All them people freakin out plus the add on photoshops. I couldn't stop laughing looking through that thread