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[Prototype Viktor]

almost all of blame space's related threads

 

[Thornton Reed]

oh man the thread about the origins of the streets of rage, final fight and street fighter II box art. It was the greatest

 

[Loptous]

The one where a guy found an unknown object in a field and proceeded to lick it.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Pretty much every Archive-worthy thread is one of the ones where I realize how normal I am compared to some of you lot.

 

[AllGamer]

The one with the dude perched on a banister with his asshole spread wide and his GF's family walks in on him.

MAYBE A RIMJOB FOR GOOD MEASURE

Edit: This one

omg, haven't seen this one before. I'm at work and I can't breathe!

 

[Riptastic]

there was a thread that despite my efforts to find continues to elude me!

it was hillarious.

from memory, it was some dude taking a picture of a cars registration due to it being parked in the wrong zone? OP thought the car was empty however when he checks the photo later in the day there is a dude in the car staring at him with a "wtf" kinda face.

It always makes me chuckle when I remember that thread, please find it for me GAF i beg you!!

 

[Princess Viola]

Pretty much every Archive-worthy thread is one of the ones where I realize how normal I am compared to some of you lot.

Seriously what is it with some of the people here, like can't y'all just be normal?

 

[SciencePilot]

Neiteio's Snake Pass Icon thread, especially as it seems that it legit did reach a lot of indie folks.

That's a great choice actually. Not a joke thread, and has had real world, positive impact.

 

[17 Seconds]

these threads aren't as funny when you realize these are the dudes who buy guns and end up killing people

 

[FUME5]

A recent one where the OP wanted a rpg where you kill someone’s spouse and take their place.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1446998

Gaming side gets some greats too.

 

[Prototype Viktor]

Ohhhh myyy godddd. Legend of a Journey is truly the best thing I've ever seen on GAF. That shit was cracking me up for years man.

The song "Life iz so blak" was sooooooo good 😂😂😂

Edit: Link to song - https://youtu.be/BVdDq_FYIUw

hot fire

 

[shaneo632]

there was a thread that despite my efforts to find continues to elude me!

it was hillarious.

from memory, it was some dude taking a picture of a cars registration due to it being parked in the wrong zone? OP thought the car was empty however when he checks the photo lpater in the day there is a dude in the car staring at him with a "wtf" kinda face.

It always makes me chuckle when I remember that thread, please find it for me GAF i beg you!!

I need this thread in my life.

 

[Princess Viola]

these threads aren't as funny when you realize these are the dudes who buy guns and end up killing people

wat

 

[Schlorgan]

these threads aren't as funny when you realize these are the dudes who buy guns and end up killing people

???

 

[matthewwhatever]

Huey Lewis tried to sleep with my girlfriend!

...and then Huey Lewis' girlfriend shows up to respond.

Some seriously freaky stuff is happening in my apartment building.

Underrated great thread. The way it unfolded was amazing. Not as crazy as some of the other threads mentioned here, but still a fun read.

 

[MudoSkills]

The rimjob thread is the only one I actually watched unfold. It was magical.

 

[Soapbox Killer]

First Half Life, 3 screens.

"Please contribute"

 

[sixteen-bit]

The one with the dude perched on a banister with his asshole spread wide and his GF's family walks in on him.

MAYBE A RIMJOB FOR GOOD MEASURE

Edit: This one

This can't be real

 

[T.O.P]

these threads aren't as funny when you realize these are the dudes who buy guns and end up killing people

welp

 

[Nerdkiller]

oh man the thread about the origins of the streets of rage, final fight and street fighter II box art. It was the greatest

Yup.

 

[plus]

I remember seeing the beginning of this thread. I didn't know he posted the essay. Have a link?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1443239

lol

 

[mullet2000]

Where's that weeaboo as hell thread from a month or two ago where the guy was posting cringey as hell / disturbing screen caps of his conversations with his "girlfriend"?

 

[pbayne]

Mass Effect Andromeda gif thread was golden

 

[NOLA_Gaffer]

United States Election: Nov. 8, 2016 |OT| Hate Trumps Love

Unfortunately the really well done and informative OP was wiped out for some reason.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

United States Election: Nov. 8, 2016 |OT| Hate Trumps Love

 

[Messofanego]

Holy shit.

I nominate the one where the guy couldn't afford to go to the dentist and was planning to use glue as tooth filling http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1353611

Please someone send this story to everyone in America as motivation to finally get universal healthcare.

 

[kai3345]

Some seriously freaky stuff is happening in my apartment building.

this one for sure.

you think it's over but then it just keeps going

 

[Messofanego]

that one thread where a guy used 'fuck' in a college essay and complained that he got an F for it, then proceeds to post the essay online

"am I really supposed to censor my writing?"

I checked the assignment, which more than filled the criteria and used the word fuck and shit twice to make my feelings clear and add extra concern to the topic (abuse of elderly people by whoever) and I had a lot to say about that honestly.

She commented this "name here--Cursing and swearing in your written work is not acceptable. Learn to use regular written language."

My problems with this are both words are proper English and in the course syllabus it is never stated curse words are grounds for lower grades. In my English 104 course I've used swears multiple times without penalty. Is this bias on her part or am I really supposed to censor my writing?

Jesus Christ.

muh freeze peach!

 

[MudoSkills]

Where's that weeaboo as hell thread from a month or two ago where the guy was posting cringey as hell / disturbing screen caps of his conversations with his "girlfriend"?

It was Izuna - 'Putting makeup on bae' - which one Mod edited to 'Putting makeup on bees' and which another mod then deleted.

It was an awful thread and Izuna is an awful person, who was banned for a bit, and is now back, so presumably it's all cool?

 

[NOLA_Gaffer]

I'm no Donald Trump fan, but it was a historically significant thread and really fascinating to real through as the mood shifts slowly over the 72 hours or so that the thread existed.

 

[Ragelink26]

There's one where a guy made a thread about his girlfriend still sleeping in the same bed as her ex because she's locked into a lease to their apartment. I remember that one unfolding perfectly. He deleted the OP but enough people have quoted it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1319198

And the guy that was convinced that the stripper was in love with him, and then came back to report that they had crazy sex and he had a huge dick. He posted screenshots of the convo with the girl and everything. Incredible.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1269162

 

[Izuna]

It was Izuna - 'Putting makeup on bae' - which one Mod edited to 'Putting makeup on bees' and which another mod then deleted.

It was an awful thread and Izuna is an awful person, who was banned for a bit, and is now back, so presumably it's all cool?

It's only "all cool" because it was a parody thread gone wrong, at least I suppose. In the end the makeup didn't look too good anyway.

We both enjoyed the bee thing though, it became an inside joke.

--

Did EightBitNate's thread ever hit the archive?

The OCD Guy one (i think that's his name) who had that amazing girlfriend and a GF who cheated on him.

 

[Messofanego]

Where's that weeaboo as hell thread from a month or two ago where the guy was posting cringey as hell / disturbing screen caps of his conversations with his "girlfriend"?

Izuna, and he realised how cringey his conversation was about hating idol culture or something stupid where he kept insulting some other person and got blocked I think lol, so he deleted the screen caps.

 

[Izuna]

Izuna, and he realised how cringey his conversation was about hating idol culture or something stupid where he kept insulting some other person and got blocked I think lol, so he deleted the screen caps.

Hmm, the thread was deleted, but I'm sure the imgur links still work.

 

[Riptastic]

there was a thread that despite my efforts to find continues to elude me!

it was hillarious.

from memory, it was some dude taking a picture of a cars registration due to it being parked in the wrong zone? OP thought the car was empty however when he checks the photo later in the day there is a dude in the car staring at him with a "wtf" kinda face.

It always makes me chuckle when I remember that thread, please find it for me GAF i beg you!!

C'mon GAF!

I've still not gave up hope, surely someone remembers this?!

 

[Dav-Kripler]

I mean... It had to be era thread right?

 

[Soodanim]

Thanks for the bump, now I'm now aware of vagina razor blades.

 

[T8SC]