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[Donald mac Ronald]

As we all aware Statham has a habit of being in movies in comical manual labour job names that sometimes bare no relevance to the movie.

Recently he starred in a working man. Unfortunately the title was the only good thing about it. He barely did any work and the movie was by the numbers low effort.

Anyway I had some fun making some posters for some.

The milkman - he always delivers
The quantitive surveyor - audits corruption physically
The bin man - he's taking our thrash.

 

[T8SC]

The Dancer

 

[GateofD]

The Reddit Mod

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

The Librarian

Return Your Books On Time Or He's Coming To Collect! (Says this in super serious movie guy voice)

 

[EverydayBeast]

Honestly hitman all day

 

[Azzurri]

Jason Statham Is The "Ice" Man

Sending home illegals one at a time.

 

[willothedog]

The Fluffer - 'some situations require a firm hand'

 

[Tams]

The Window Cleaner.

 

[Sand Dan Glokta]

The Goonfather.

Where he adopts a bunch of goons from the streets and raises them right.

 

[ReBurn]

 

[Jinzo Prime]

The bin man - he's taking our thrash.

Wait, are we sure he hasn't been a binman yet? That seems so on brand I'm kind of surprised!

 

[rm082e]

I want a buddy-cop movie starting Jason Statham and Johnny Sins titled Hard Knocks.

 

[Zarak]

The Cultivator

 

[Valonquar]

The Sysadmin

 

[Dirk Benedict]

As we all aware Statham has a habit of being in movies in comical manual labour job names that sometimes bare no relevance to the movie.

Recently he starred in a working man. Unfortunately the title was the only good thing about it. He barely did any work and the movie was by the numbers low effort.

Anyway I had some fun making some posters for some.

The milkman - he always delivers
The quantitive surveyor - audits corruption physically
The bin man - he's taking our thrash.

Let us escalate our complaints about the bullshit they keep churning out of hollywood, because I would SO watch this one.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

 

[Burning Blade]

The Proctologist

 

[March Climber]

The Window Cleaner.

Already happened (this year no less), Daisy Ridley took it:

 

[Doomtrain]

The Fluffer.

He'll fuck your ass up.

 

[chromhound]

The Bookkeeper

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Already happened (this year no less), Daisy Ridley took it:

Movie was lame. All it was, bs choreography and teeth.

 

[T4keD0wN]

I feel like ive watched some of these.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

The Fluffer.

He'll fuck your ass up.

I thought the fluffers were chicks that were on porn sets, so they can get the guys hard for the scene.

 

[Durien]

The Executive Admin - He's booked your flight...to hell.

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Jason's Statham's Steak-Ums.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

I thought the fluffers were chicks that were on porn sets, so they can get the guys hard for the scene.

Yes, and not only chicks…

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Yes, and not only chicks…

Damn. I was being bigoted. I apologize.

 

[ahtlas7]

Op, there can be only one

 

[TheUnicornGuy]

The Waiter
Justice is served.


The Chef
Crime is Cooked.

 

[roosnam1980]

The Santa Claus

 

[Ar¢tos]

The Drag Queen

I want to see him kicking ass an entire movie in Drag and high heels.

 

[Trunx81]

 

[Tams]

Already happened (this year no less), Daisy Ridley took it:

You've got to be fucking kidding me. No wonder the AI poster was so easy to come out with.

And with such a shite actress to boot. At least Statham can do dumb action well.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

 

[bitbydeath]

 

[pachura]

The Librarian

Return Your Books On Time Or He's Coming To Collect! (Says this in super serious movie guy voice)

 

[Hypereides]

The bug exterminator.

"Cockroaches. Meet the boot."

The unannounced sequel to the beekeeper, btw.

Also, The Zookeeper.

"There's a new predator in the urban jungle."

 

[Unknown Soldier]

Here it comes guys, the crossover you've all been waiting for

Actually you know this could be fucking awesome. It would be better than Ballerina was anyways

 

[T4keD0wN]

The scene near the end where theyre both hanging from a cliff and he says "claim climb denied" to the bad guy and kicks him down.

I get chills every rewatch.

 

[Donald mac Ronald]

Here it comes guys, the crossover you've all been waiting for

Actually you know this could be fucking awesome. It would be better than Ballerina was anyways

Simon fucking pegg?

 

[ADiTAR]

The Gay
Come out, Come out, whatever you are.

 

[Donald mac Ronald]

 

[ViperZombie]

 

[Windle Poons]

The Fluffer.

 

[Fermbiz]

I'm waiting for "The Stapler".

 

[Forsete]

The Fluffer

Edit. Beaten.

 

[Coconutt]

The Barber
"It took losing his hair to gang violence to find out just how precious it is."

 

[Kenneth Haight]

The project manager

 

[Unknown Soldier]

Simon fucking pegg?

You're God damn right. I was thinking of who I could replace the role that the late Lance Reddick played as the concierge of The Continental and I realized Simon Pegg would be perfect. You know I'm right

 

[TheUnicornGuy]

You're God damn right. I was thinking of who I could replace the role that the late Lance Reddick played as the concierge of The Continental and I realized Simon Pegg would be perfect. You know I'm right

The only thing Simon Pegg is perfect for is beating with a pickaxe handle.