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What should the little Nintendogs Do?

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MrAngryFace

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to make sure they go to their inevitable end with quiet grace and dignity. Discuss.

I suggest more BONGOS! Cause you can fucking GO WRONG WITH BONGOS!
 
Press "reply" instead of "Post New Topic"?

I don't know. I'd certainly like another DK Jungle Beat. But other than that, the bongos must die.
 
they need to go on a drug and alchohol fueled developer buying bender.

Then once thats done see what they've bought, they might get lucky!
 
Swift kick in the nuts maybe, but I havent been suckered into their DS nightmare and 2 months of no games for the gamecube.

Then again the xbox fans paying for crappy halo 2 maps. Whats gaming coming to?
 
Unison said:
They should divide the War Chest among those who have registered their Gamecube / GBA games.
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:lol

MAF you idot. This is why we get so many Nintendo fans who's anger has outstripped their dorkiness. There will be workplace shootings soon.
 
Smiles and Cries said:
Grass they need more grass.
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SECOND'D :)
 
Seperate Nintendo Forum is a great idea. I am so fucking tired of Nintendo fans.

If its not the insane longings for an emotional revisit to fucking zelda and its horse-getting bullshit. OMG I RAN THE FIELDS OF MY CHILDHOOD. What the fuck is wrong with you people. Did you ever go fucking outside and have a REAL childhood? That horse is fake, wtf is your problem. Then you guys sit and WAIT while nintendo lacks releases for your console for 2 months to line up for another fucking zelda game.

Then we should have a seperate thread for the completely stupid DS supporters. Its just, you guys are so fucking stupid. FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD YOU GOT EXCITED BECAUSE NINTENDO SENT YOU A FAKE HAND!
 
MrAngryFace said:
Seperate Nintendo Forum is a great idea. I am so fucking tired of Nintendo fans.

If its not the insane longings for an emotional revisit to fucking zelda and its horse-getting bullshit. OMG I RAN THE FIELDS OF MY CHILDHOOD. What the fuck is wrong with you people. Did you ever go fucking outside and have a REAL childhood? That horse is fake, wtf is your problem. Then you guys sit and WAIT while nintendo lacks releases for your console for 2 months to line up for another fucking zelda game.

Then we should have a seperate thread for the completely stupid DS supporters. Its just, you guys are so fucking stupid. FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD YOU GOT EXCITED BECAUSE NINTENDO SENT YOU A FAKE HAND!
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:lol :lol :lol CLASSIC FUNNY SHIT GET!
 
I say we get rid of one company/platform supporters period. You only get to register if you play at least two machines. (that includes a modern PC)
 
MrAngryFace said:
Seperate Nintendo Forum is a great idea. I am so fucking tired of Nintendo fans.

If its not the insane longings for an emotional revisit to fucking zelda and its horse-getting bullshit. OMG I RAN THE FIELDS OF MY CHILDHOOD. What the fuck is wrong with you people. Did you ever go fucking outside and have a REAL childhood? That horse is fake, wtf is your problem. Then you guys sit and WAIT while nintendo lacks releases for your console for 2 months to line up for another fucking zelda game.

Then we should have a seperate thread for the completely stupid DS supporters. Its just, you guys are so fucking stupid. FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD YOU GOT EXCITED BECAUSE NINTENDO SENT YOU A FAKE HAND!
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:lol :lol :lol

What if DW6 was Revolution exclusive?

... and had LINK AS SUPER SPECIAL GUEST!?
 
IJoel said:
:lol :lol :lol

What if DW6 was Revolution exclusive?

... and had LINK AS SUPER SPECIAL GUEST!?
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Hell yeah

At this point I only want to see Nintendo buy Devs up just for shits and giggles :D
I don't want the games just want to see the pain and own-age
 
they need to bring back the greatest peripheral of all time.......


fuck bongos! a little robot stacking discs is the future! and the past! and the present for that matter!

rob-robot.jpg
 
MrAngryFace said:
Seperate Nintendo Forum is a great idea. I am so fucking tired of Nintendo fans.

If its not the insane longings for an emotional revisit to fucking zelda and its horse-getting bullshit. OMG I RAN THE FIELDS OF MY CHILDHOOD. What the fuck is wrong with you people. Did you ever go fucking outside and have a REAL childhood? That horse is fake, wtf is your problem. Then you guys sit and WAIT while nintendo lacks releases for your console for 2 months to line up for another fucking zelda game.

Then we should have a seperate thread for the completely stupid DS supporters. Its just, you guys are so fucking stupid. FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD YOU GOT EXCITED BECAUSE NINTENDO SENT YOU A FAKE HAND!
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Holy crap. And people say PA tries to pass off lack of humor by showering it with curses. F-- for lack of effort
 
MrAngryFace said:
Seperate Nintendo Forum is a great idea. I am so fucking tired of Nintendo fans.
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Im all for it. Not because it would get rid of the Nintendo fanboy but because I wouldnt have to read any more posts from the borderline obsession anti-Nintendo crowd.

There is more Nintendo trolling here than on Gamefaqs
 
MrAngryFace said:
Seperate Nintendo Forum is a great idea. I am so fucking tired of Nintendo fans.

If its not the insane longings for an emotional revisit to fucking zelda and its horse-getting bullshit. OMG I RAN THE FIELDS OF MY CHILDHOOD. What the fuck is wrong with you people. Did you ever go fucking outside and have a REAL childhood? That horse is fake, wtf is your problem. Then you guys sit and WAIT while nintendo lacks releases for your console for 2 months to line up for another fucking zelda game.

Then we should have a seperate thread for the completely stupid DS supporters. Its just, you guys are so fucking stupid. FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD YOU GOT EXCITED BECAUSE NINTENDO SENT YOU A FAKE HAND!
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lol

haha MAF rox, respect him bitches.
 
Nintendo fans are probably the most obnoxious because they're the most abused by the company their worship than any other fanboy, and they keep coming back for more. It goes against all fucking REASON!
 
MrAngryFace said:
Nintendo fans are probably the most obnoxious because they're the most abused by the company their worship than any other fanboy, and they keep coming back for more. It goes against all fucking REASON!
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If it goes against all reason, then you're probably wrong about it. Occam's Razor, you unfunny, cursing bastage.
 
I was extremely disappointed to read HARDCORE and METROID in the same sentence, only to see a picture of Samus bleeding instead of being penetrated. Sexually.
 
MrAngryFace said:
a hardcore metroid game would be a welcome sight.
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Yes, that would be sweet...especially if they keep you from walking and looking around at the same time. Actually that would suck. Then again, they can call it "innovative" and appease everybody! Nintendo am winnars!
 
But the lack of releases is the PILLAR of their new economic structure! Don't you get it? Their strategy is so simple, yet complex!
 
MrAngryFace said:
They dont have to make the type. Starving fans generates hype on its own! Brilliant!
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So now you understand!

And in the downtime between first party releases, Nintendo survives on profits by re-releasing hardware in trend-setting colors like Lime and Gay Mango.
 
MrAngryFace said:
Nintendo fans are probably the most obnoxious because they're the most abused by the company their worship than any other fanboy, and they keep coming back for more. It goes against all fucking REASON!
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And then we have YOU....a guy who has been raped by someone who actually worked at Nintendo, and until that day you swore that you would badmouth the company until the end of your life.............am i close???because thats the only REASON i can think of about the existence of threads like this you create.....
 
the few weeks before E3 is so boring...

I blame Sony for this, they have given you guys nothing to keep you busy enough to stop your love for Nintendo Threads
 
Bluemercury said:
And then we have YOU....a guy who has been raped by someone who actually worked at Nintendo, and until that day you swore that you would badmouth the company until the end of your life.............am i close???because thats the only REASON i can think of about the existence of threads like this you create.....
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Raped?

O_o that would explain the AngryFace XD ouch
 
So because there are some dumb kids and casuals who gobble up mediocre crap like StarFox Assault you're willing to completely discount brilliant achievements like Metroid Prime, F-Zero GX, Wind Waker, Pikmin 2, etc.? That's pretty silly but, hey, what do I know? I'm a DS owner.

Here's some advice, though: Stop worrying about what Nintendo puts down on paper and in press releases. Forget talk of revolutions. Forget promises of innovation. Forget plastic hands (even when you're jerking off). Forget about their theories on where the market is headed and what should be done about it. Just play the freakin' games. Play Jungle Beat, get all the medals, and master the combo system. Play F-Zero GX with a friend and beat each other's Time Attack records. Do a Metroid Prime speed run. Try to get all Vs in Viewtiful Joe.

You idiots are too focused on what Nintendo says and what they promise to see what they're delivering at the moment. It's kinda sad, because you cheat yourself out of some class A experiences.
 
Willco said:
MAF is unrapable for he has no anus.
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His threads convince me he has a mouth that sometimes should be fulled with something, to make him stop creating these stupid threads......one time is funny but it ends up loosing the fun......
 
"you're willing to completely discount brilliant achievements like Metroid Prime, F-Zero GX, Wind Waker, Pikmin 2, etc.?"

Those are pretty mediocre too.
 
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