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[AJUMP23]

Are you a normal person that does socks then shoes, or are you a mad lad that does sock shoe sock shoe. Explain your life choices Gaf.

 

[feynoob]

Who does sock shoes sock shoes?
That guy must be a monstrous.

 

[Rockondevil]

So I learnt a few years ago that the general consensus is sock sock shoe shoe.
This blew my mind as a sock shoe sock shoe guy.

I HATE having anything in my shoe. I could feel a grain of sand in there.
Why on earth would I want to put my sock on the ground while putting the other sock on when you could simply slide on the shoe?

There is literally no logical reason to put the second sock on before the first shoe.

Maybe it’s different for you American folk as y’all see to love wearing shoes indoors. Which is another messed up thing on its own.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Well we have at least one psychopath in our midst. Finally some company.

 

[AJUMP23]

Maybe it’s different for you American folk as y’all see to love wearing shoes indoors. Which is another messed up thing on its own.

What are you talking about. The first thing I do when I walk in my house is take my shoes off. America is not a nation of wearing shoes in their houses.


EDIT: We didn't save the world twice by wearing shoes in our own houses.

 

[GermanZepp]

REPORTED

 

[Rockondevil]

What are you talking about. The first thing I do when I walk in my house is take my shoes off. America is nota nation of wearing shoes in their houses.

Even socks indoors is outside the norm here.
Generally when you enter a house it’s shoes and socks off.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I wear these baby's indoors.

 

[Husky]

Maybe it’s different for you American folk as y’all see to love wearing shoes indoors. Which is another messed up thing on its own.

We WHAT?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

We WHAT?

All Americans wear cowboy boots indoors.

 

[AJUMP23]

All Americans wear cowboy boots indoors.

We keep our spurs on too.

 

[Party McHardy]

Putting socks on feels like the most arduous task in my morning routine.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Sock shoe sock shoe. Too much dog hair to be walking around in socks.

 

[AJUMP23]

Putting socks on feels like the most arduous task in my morning routine.

You should try showering.

 

[AJUMP23]

Sock shoe sock shoe. Too much dog hair to be walking around in socks.

We already knew you were a mad lad. And we love you for it.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Sock shoe sock shoe. Too much dog hair to be walking around in socks.

Wait a minute... so lets say you put on your left sock you keep your foot off the ground and put on your shoe so there's no dog hair on the bottom of your sock?

I walk mostly with socks but i have carpet atm and my cat has long hair thats like fluffy so not really a big deal. Plus i vacuum regularly. But doghair is much different I reckon.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I go:

Shoe > Sock > Suck > Shoe

Yeah, get on my level.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Here's how Toots go:

Shoe > Sock > Cuck > Cuck

 

[GymWolf]

People really do sock shoe sock shoe?

Shit, socks are the second thing i put on after my slips.

 

[PaddyOCanager]

Maybe it’s different for you American folk as y’all see to love wearing shoes indoors. Which is another messed up thing on its own.

Most Americans are personally "shoes off" at home, but most of us don't require our guests to take them off.

Taking your shoes off at someone else's home is an unofficial sign of familiarity. We don't consider it impolite if an unfamiliar guest doesn't take them off, unless you ask them. Then they're a piece of shit and we usually shoot and kill them under our "stand your ground" and "castle" doctrines.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Shit, socks are the second thing i put on after my slips.

Same but in reverse

So not the same

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Wait a minute... so lets say you put on your left sock you keep your foot off the ground and put on your shoe so there's no dog hair on the bottom of your sock?

I walk mostly with socks but i have carpet atm and my cat has long hair thats like fluffy so not really a big deal. Plus i vacuum regularly. But doghair is much different I reckon.

Yes. Hardwood floors except a few rugs here and there. I am usually barefoot around the house or I wear slippers in the cold months.

I don’t put my socks on until I’m already sitting down to put my shoes on.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Yeah i always wipe my soles before putting on socks. Barefoot a lot as well until they get cold.

 

[GymWolf]

Same but in reverse

So not the same

You put the socks before the slips?

Sometimes i do that too.

 

[AJUMP23]

I wear slippers in the cold months.

Hey guys look at this slipper wearing dandy. I hope they are fuzzy.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

You put the socks before the slips?

Sometimes i do that too.

 

[UnNamed]

I'm a simple person, I like lick, suck, bang, shot.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Hey guys look at this slipper wearing dandy. I hope they are fuzzy.

If being classy means being dandy, then color me a dandy lad.

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[H4ze]

Everyone who did choose option 2, message me, so I can ignore you crazys ass mofos on here. xD

 

[stickkidsam]

Sock Sock Shoe Shoe for life. Ya gotta minimize how awkward shoes make everything.

It would be like wiping your ass sitting down. Who does that to themselves?

 

[Artoris]

I keep some socks in the shoe cupboard and then put them on sock shoe sock shoe

 

[AJUMP23]

If being classy means being dandy, then color me a dandy lad.

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Those are fancy

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I’m a fancy person and I deserve fancy things.