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[niilokin]

as kids around age 8-10 me and my friends would go to local kiosk to buy bulk candy and in the upper rows of the magazine stands there was abundance of women with their tits out and we admired them accordingly and leveled up our puberty

it was later when one my friends found a porno mag belonging to his older brother and we inspected them pussy pics and tried to reason to ourselves the allure of hanging flaps of red meat. then in local library a class mate had discovered hardcore porn and was showing it to everyone.

 

[p_xavier]

American 80s porn was so much better. I still to this day can't watch porn with uncut dicks, it disgusts me so much. I'd rather goatse.cx.

 

[BadBurger]

I was maybe seven or eight. Some neighborhood kid found a porno mag and was “look at this!” and it was a big hairy vagina. I remember thinking it looked gross. Ah, innocence. Now I’d roll my face on it.

 

[nush]

I still to this day can't watch porn with uncut dicks

I agree (#nohomo).

 

[Winter John]

I found a stack of mags in some alley when I was about 9. So I hid them somewhere safe and started renting them out for a few bucks a week. I don't know how I got the idea to rent instead of hawking them but it was a smart move. In no time I had a little porn ring going in the school. Sadly it all fell apart when some kid's parents found his mag and he ratted me out. I didn't get suspended, but my mom was mad as shit about it. I got grounded for a month. No tv, only allowed out for school, straight to bed after dinner which was about 6pm. Those were tough times for a junior porn baron

 

[UnNamed]

I was 6 in the elementary school, a kid founded a magazine just outside the yard's school very easily to catch. Some comics were hard to understand.

When I was 14 or 15, my friend took some videos from a box his father brought to home from his work for unknow reasons. It was full of porn in VHS, maybe 10 or more, we watched all of them. I still believe his father left them intentionally.

No porn for a long time except for some censored teleshopping in late night, since I didn't have any VHS recorder and privacy to see them.

In 2001, internet and Napster changed everything.

 

[nush]

I was 6 in the elementary school, a kid founded a magazine just outside the yard's school very easily to catch. Some comics were hard to understand.

When I was 14 or 15, my friend took some videos from a box his father brought to home from his work for unknow reasons. It was full of porn in VHS, maybe 10 or more, we watched all of them. I still believe his father left them intentionally.

No porn for a long time except for some censored teleshopping in late night, since I didn't have any VHS recorder and privacy to see them.

In 2001, internet and Napster changed everything.

Google translate post of the day.

 

[cormack12]

No testimony from OP so far.
Keep the good stories comin' so he can live vicariously through us.

Hahaha, My experience seems the same as most. Just touching teens and finding a discarded mag in a field, peeled off the wet pages and put on my monocle.

After that though, it was kinda dry. I got a couple of fiestas in school but they were just the literary stories. Found a couple VHS in my dad's kwikky bag at the bottom of his wardrobe. One of the older lads we hung round with had a few as well.

Then it was file sharing and stuff until the free hardcore stuff started appearing. There was a clear progression path there earning XP until you levelled up. Kids these days are straight at the endgame without any experience.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I still to this day can't watch porn with uncut dicks, it disgusts me so much. I'd rather goatse.cx.

You're focusing on the wrong thing.

 

[nush]

Kids these days are straight at the endgame without any experience.

They missed out on the rites of passage. Getting porn back in the day was a challenge.

 

[AJUMP23]

My friend and I found some in the woods. I was really to young to know why or what it was.

 

[TheMan]

12ish found my Dad's playboy and penthouse stash

 

[3liteDragon]

Thought this was a snuff film for a sec...

 

[Zeroing]

American 80s porn was so much better. I still to this day can't watch porn with uncut dicks, it disgusts me so much. I'd rather goatse.cx.

Someone got a trauma! I always found circumcised dicks to be ugly. That 3 color skin tone doesn’t look good!

Anyway cocks most of the time look ugly anyway it’s so rare to find a nice perfect cock!

You're focusing on the wrong thing.

I agree it’s all about moaning “yes daddy deeper” and lots of creative sex positions!

We are talking about gay porn right!?

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Probably that softcore stuff they would show on Showtime and Cinemax. It's funny. You would see a lot of the same actors and actresses on all those things. Id' like to see a "where are they now?" on softcore porn actresses. Before that, it was the standard playboy stuff. If you're asking about full penetration stuff that would probably be early internet days. Waiting forever on dial-up for a 30-second clip to load.

 

[West Texas CEO]

We are talking about gay porn right!?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Founds same hardcore magazines with a friend. Convinced him to throw it away.... sucker ÷P What a great time to be 12

 

[Zeroing]

I’m the only gay in my village neogaf

 

[nush]

I’m the only gay in my village neogaf

Finally someone I can DM my dick pics to!

 

[Zeroing]

Finally someone I can DM my dick pics to!

I’ll accept them! Lol

 

[nush]

I’ll accept them! Lol

DM'd!

 

[Zeroing]

DM'd!

Nah didn’t got any pics!
It was too good to be true. Playing with my heart man

Lol

 

[Melon Husk]

When someone account suicided on Neogaf. I was scarred for life.

 

[Zeroing]

When someone account suicided on Neogaf. I was scarred for life.

??? We are discussing porn. Straight one. Took me a while to figure that out!

 

[clem84]

Scrambled porn was all I could get my hands on.

 

[gizmopub999]

Pretty much when the internet first came out. It would take five minutes for a photo to load

 

[gizmopub999]

Scrambled porn was all I could get my hands on.

Lol you even made it your avatar. The good old days

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Now I’ve got older I’ve started to re-buy the wank mags I had in my youth and keep them in the bottom of my wardrobe for old times sakes even though I own my own house and live on my own.

 

[Zeroing]

Pretty much when the internet first came out. It would take five minutes for a photo to load

Wait you had internet from a cable phone? Did it made really annoying noises? Wait the images were small I assume?

 

[Ionian]

Now I’ve got older I’ve started to re-buy the wank mags I had in my youth and keep them in the bottom of my wardrobe for old times sakes even though I own my own house and live on my own.

Oh Christ imagine ball - spills. Previously on the mag.

 

[MayauMiao]

As a kid, went walking around exploring large flood drain and found a porn comic. I remember it was a black & white comic with realistic looking art. Don't know the title as the cover was gone. I do remember it feature a couple doing it in some barn or horse stable, another feature a cowgirl.

 

[Azelover]

My first experience with porn was at about 12 years of age. And I was horrified at first. Because what my parents had taught me was very different, and the porn I saw was very hardcore.

Basically my stepfather and my mom would rent porn every freakin day. So one day I was alone at home and I found about three VHS tapes in the closet. I put the tape in, and what I saw was incredibly hardcore. Half the stuff the actors were doing, I didn't even know could be done..

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Oh Christ imagine ball - spills. Previously on the mag.

Oh jesus there's s nothing like that. Shit, least I hope not!!

 

[West Texas CEO]

As a kid, went walking around exploring large flood drain and found a porn comic. I remember it was a black & white comic with realistic looking art. Don't know the title as the cover was gone. I do remember it feature a couple doing it in some barn or horse stable, another feature a cowgirl.

Go on...

 

[Classicrockfan]

First porn scene I saw on the public access was a lesbian scene with Jenna Jameson and Brianna banks,and after that was a. Asia carrera scene .

 

[West Texas CEO]

and after that was an Asia Carrera scene .

 

[Javthusiast]

At 9 or 10 I found a porn mag at my families friends house while they were out and I was alone there.

First time seeing penetration and vaginas. Can't remember the exact feeling, but I think I thought it looked weird and disgusting.

For some reason there were also photos of women shaving their bushes.

 

[MayauMiao]

Go on...

I do remember that cowgirl scene meeting up the (maybe bandits?) and them fondling her vag. I don't know the plot of the story because as a kid I only cared about the...beautiful drawings.

 

[CrankyJay™]

12 or 13

VHS

Back when mom and pop owned video rental stores were the only choice, and they had porn. Somehow found out my dad rented one. It was called “Breastman Goes to Breastland”. I snuck up into my parents room, snagged it, brought it downstairs to watch.

Replaced it afterwards. Might have even been keen enough to rewind it to the exact spot it was at.

Edit: yup. I was 13. Born in late 1979.

Breastman Goes to Breastland (Video 1993) | Adult, Fantasy

1h 55m

m.imdb.com

 

[Mobile Suit Gooch]

I was in the library in grade school with a friend and we type in some random porn site while the teacher wasn't around. Finally got internet at home. Came across some hentai like SailorBalls z or some shit. Sailor Moon's tits were as big as the Namekian dragonballs. It's been rough ever since.

 

[chixdiggit]

My friend had a satellite dish with all the channels unlocked. I would spend the night and we would stay up late watching the porn channels. There was also a channel that was always playing hockey games as well and that's the channel we would switch to whenever we heard his mom coming.
For Christmas that year we both got Blades of Steel and tickets to see an amateur Hockey match because his mom assumed we were big fans.

 

[haxan7]

Oh Christ imagine ball - spills. Previously on the mag.

 

[haxan7]

 

[nkarafo]

In the video club, looking at the backbox previews in the porn section when nobody was looking.

 

[Neff]

Shitloads of my dad's magazines stashed in our spare room, I was about 8 or 9. Pretty much all British '80s mags- Fiesta, Men Only, Club, Mayfair, Whitehouse, Lovebirds, Blue Book, Escort, Rustler etc. He must have had over a hundred mags. Talk about Christmas.

I was instantly hooked and a lifelong addiction to saucy glamour photography began.

 

[nush]

Shitloads of my dad's magazines stashed in our spare room, I was about 8 or 9. Pretty much all British '80s mags- Fiesta, Men Only, Club, Mayfair, Whitehouse, Lovebirds, Blue Book, Escort, Rustler etc. He must have had over a hundred mags. Talk about Christmas.

I was instantly hooked and a lifelong addiction to saucy glamour photography began.

I was all about Razzle, especially the Razzle Romps. Paper porn was great, they knew how to composite a good picture with good lighting.

 

[Neff]

I was all about Razzle, especially the Razzle Romps.

I remembered that one but was struggling to think of the name, my old man had a few of those too. Arguably the most British of British wank mags.

Sometime in the mid' 90s I started buying US mags more because they had stronger shots, I regularly copped Swank, Velvet, Hustler etc, but I never loved them quite like the UK publications. Great times.

And by an astonishing coincidence I was googling Razzle covers just now and it found this old GAF post of yours. Good shit.

This was my gentleman's literature of choice.

 

[Irobot82]

The mythical magazine stash hidden under a log in the woods that every kid in 5th grade in a 10 block radius knew about.

Yee ol'e bush porn. My wife doesn't think it actually existed.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

I was about 11 at the time. A family friend was in an issue, so she gave my parents a copy, which they kept in a fedex envelope. I came across it one day and it blew my mind. I always remembered where it was and would go look for it when my parents weren't around.

 

[nush]

Arguably the most British of British wank mags.

Paul Raymond Publications had the market sewn up for filthy fun British birds. Phwoah! Our our DD Debbie from Crew gets all hot and bothered by the pool and has to cool off AND strip off. Enjoy this one lads!