Actually, the joke's on you. I'm not an Xbot. In fact, my life has been dedicated to seeking vengeance for my dear departed grandfather.
Do you remember this infamous mugshot?
That was taken after being arrested in Albuquerque, New Mexico for driving while under the influence. He may not remember or even care anymore, but on that fateful night, his wild, drunken antics caused him to lose control of his vehicle and blindside my grandfather, causing him to lose control and plummet to his death over the side of a cliff.
It is a secret I've held close to my vest for far too long, but soon I will extract my revenge upon Mr. William H. Gates.