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What would you think if a girl was giving you a fashion show?
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Rockondevil
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If he ain’t trying to bang he’s the gay friend.
ROMhack
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Wasn't that Nietzsche ?
V1LÆM
Gold Member
Nein
triplestation
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GAMETA
Banned
Hard to say not knowing the guy...
I'd get real close and say: "You know, we're friends and all but what's going on here? You know that I'm not gay, right? What is this about?"
But it has to be done in a manly way, not as a scared beta.
If she blushes and/or smiles and gives you that look, you should go for a kiss, she goes for it too? Then it's game. Make your body touch hers while you kiss, one hand on the side of her neck, the other on her ass, they like that.
Now if you said that and she's like "eww, no", backs away or shows some sort of disgust, then I'm sorry my friend but she doesn't see you differently than how she sees her puppy dog. Get the hell out of there, and, like a fucking man, have some self respect do not act like you didn't mean it. If you're not ok being just friends then you're not ok being just friends. Nothing wrong with that, but she's not for you and gotta move on.
Do not call or apologize. She was knowingly and consciously undressing in front of you, you have the right to at least be confused and to respectfully try something, do not apologize for that.
You also have the right to jerk off to what you've seen, your hands will never cancel you. Good luck.
I'd get real close and say: "You know, we're friends and all but what's going on here? You know that I'm not gay, right? What is this about?"
But it has to be done in a manly way, not as a scared beta.
If she blushes and/or smiles and gives you that look, you should go for a kiss, she goes for it too? Then it's game. Make your body touch hers while you kiss, one hand on the side of her neck, the other on her ass, they like that.
Now if you said that and she's like "eww, no", backs away or shows some sort of disgust, then I'm sorry my friend but she doesn't see you differently than how she sees her puppy dog. Get the hell out of there, and, like a fucking man, have some self respect do not act like you didn't mean it. If you're not ok being just friends then you're not ok being just friends. Nothing wrong with that, but she's not for you and gotta move on.
Do not call or apologize. She was knowingly and consciously undressing in front of you, you have the right to at least be confused and to respectfully try something, do not apologize for that.
You also have the right to jerk off to what you've seen, your hands will never cancel you. Good luck.
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poppabk
Cheeks Spread for Digital Only Future
She's probably trying to figure out the exact same thing.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
There's like a million ways to tell if she thinks he's the "gay" friend or not.
Encourage him to make a move at some point if he's into her and leave it at that.
Although I knew a lot of women in that 18-23 range that just didn't give a fuck and were pretty open with their figures so who knows?
Encourage him to make a move at some point if he's into her and leave it at that.
Although I knew a lot of women in that 18-23 range that just didn't give a fuck and were pretty open with their figures so who knows?
ipukespiders
Member
"It makes you look fat"
sonomamashine
Member
Show her that you're not gay by saying "this shit makes me hard" ... or "you should find a gay friend, i can't handle this".
It shows that your not gay + that the possibility of banging is available, Done.
It shows that your not gay + that the possibility of banging is available, Done.
and 3 others
Banned
Tell him to Throw on some tigh-ish jeans, and ask her ''do these jeans make my dick look fat?"
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#Phonepunk#
Banned
He needs to make a move. Put it out there. It is torture otherwise.
One time I had an ex she was friends w me and one day we went to American Apparel she got some sexy stuff and tried them on for me. then she told me it was for some guy she is trying to bang. she just saw me as a friend bc every time we hung out I would drop her off at some guy’s house and she would fuck him and do a ton of drugs. then we would hang out and she would talk about wanting to have babies with me. and also could I drop her off at this dude’s house later? she was really fucking with my head so I had to stop being friends with her.
I say make a move, being a gay friend is the most bullshit thing if you aren’t gay. Plus if she turns you down you will know for sure and not waste your time
One time I had an ex she was friends w me and one day we went to American Apparel she got some sexy stuff and tried them on for me. then she told me it was for some guy she is trying to bang. she just saw me as a friend bc every time we hung out I would drop her off at some guy’s house and she would fuck him and do a ton of drugs. then we would hang out and she would talk about wanting to have babies with me. and also could I drop her off at this dude’s house later? she was really fucking with my head so I had to stop being friends with her.
I say make a move, being a gay friend is the most bullshit thing if you aren’t gay. Plus if she turns you down you will know for sure and not waste your time
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davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
Hmm just tell him to start whackin it and then we will learn all we need to know
Yoshi
Headmaster of Console Warrior Jugendstrafanstalt
Also if he is trying to.
SirTerry-T
Member
Has he popped a stiffy?
He should point it out to the lass, say "Look what you've done now", and see what transpires.
It's either going to end up with a trip to the bedroom or a trip to the police station.
Life's a gamble though, 'innit.
He should point it out to the lass, say "Look what you've done now", and see what transpires.
It's either going to end up with a trip to the bedroom or a trip to the police station.
Life's a gamble though, 'innit.
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Romulus
Member
I know this might not work for everyone or even be uncomfortable to say, but when I know a girl is doing blatant shit like that, I literally grab their hand and place either down my pants or on my crotch. "Look what you did to me."
Its worked every single time. Only one occasion was it somewhat awkward but still ended up going my way.
Its "toxic" male shit by today's standards.
Its worked every single time. Only one occasion was it somewhat awkward but still ended up going my way.
Its "toxic" male shit by today's standards.
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synchronicity
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Women just love being fawned over. They can't help it. She's obviously looking for compliments/wanting to be desired. Sometimes women want to be desired without being fucked. This confuses men. 
ROMhack
Member
Women just love being fawned over. They can't help it. She's obviously looking for compliments/wanting to be desired. Sometimes women want to be desired without being fucked. This confuses men.
My friend agrees
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DESTROYA
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Tell him to show her his biggest muscle. The spiting cobra
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MasterCornholio
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Imagine if it was the other way around.
haxan7
Banned
Ok Trump
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Eh it’s called reading the signals. Girls that are DTF aren’t gonna be mad
Shadowplay1979
Member
The more passive he is the more shes gonna try...after cookies tell him to say "thanks dude these are great"....and then flip on a tv an talk about how fucking hot a woman on tv is"
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Cutty Flam
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GoldenEye Samurai
Gold Member
I think my hands are about to cancel me. What should I do? I don't want to lose my connection. We've been together for so very long.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Texas Pride
Banned
When they do that they're usually DTF. Others could be right though. She may think he's queer.
King of Foxes
Banned
I mean she had to go through the whole routine and then still ask to see his clothes only to have the guy pussy out and talk about baking?
Im pretty sure she was expecting to be fucking before the third set of clothes. Your friend missed a million opportunities to get laid.
This is like those threads you see on 4chan where guys ask age and number of girls you have fucked...you see shit like 25 years old and 3 girls.... like seriously did none of these guys go to university or high school parties?
Im pretty sure she was expecting to be fucking before the third set of clothes. Your friend missed a million opportunities to get laid.
This is like those threads you see on 4chan where guys ask age and number of girls you have fucked...you see shit like 25 years old and 3 girls.... like seriously did none of these guys go to university or high school parties?
nush
Gold Member
I was in a restaurant with a female friend of a friend having lunch. We were sat in one of the side booths and she said to me "I've just brought some new underwear, look!" and she lifted her skirt to show these panties to me (Yellow with flowers and a white lace trim). I popped an insta boner the like I haven't done since I was a teenager looking at the underwear section of a new home shopping catalogue. I wonder if she liked me?
I took her straight home and we fucked all afternoon, would have been rude not to.
WhiskeyDiver
Member
It would be really lame. I would mostly compliment her on items of clothing that match well with her better symmetrical qualities. A 2mm deviation is FINE!. Move along!
Ozzy Onya A2Z
Member
Man up and out fashion show her.
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