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[Cravis]

Just have him break out a roll of $1’s

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Endangered species

I like the Samus variation better

 

[Ionian]

My brother's (now ex-wife) had me go shopping with her before their wedding. (To this day I have no idea why)

She dragged me into some clothes shop and came out from the changing room asking if my brother would like (whatever she was wearing), I just shrugged and went "of course he will". What other answer could there be, I wasn't going to stand there for 2 hours looking at outfits.

Turns out he didn't like it, was furious she had asked me (was just some stupid dress, nothing fancy). Some shitty boutique place.

EDIT: missed this part. He went mental over it, which in turn made her mental at me

So I just thought 'meh' and told them to fuck off.

 

[DogofWar]

You're kidding right OP?
If she cares what he thinks of her looks then obviously she is interested in him.

But this is probably the most joke-friendly thread today.