What's the dumbest brag you have in gaming?

The only game I got 100% of achievements for on my Xbox account is some tower defense game I played on Windows Phone. I don't even remember the name.
 
I got a FFXIV Private Residence.

... during the 'rona when evictions of lapsed accounts was disabled

... and before they added the lottery system or whatever they have now

A total of 72 hours of speed-clicking on a fucking signboard, trying to bid-snipe the 30 other people trying to do the same thing.

If you were there you'd understand.

Each new house would show up on the market with a hidden availability timer between 0 and 24+ hours. You would have no idea when it would become actually available to purchase, so all you could do is click on the sign again and again hoping you could catch the sale when it actually went live. Since there was very limited stock, everyone else in the market would be there as well doing the same thing.

edit: Oh god now I remember it was even worse - if someone else already had a house, they could buy the property immediately without waiting for the timer. So you could have been chain-clicking for like 8 hours and someone who wants to relocate could just waltz up and take the place at their leisure.
I had basically given up on ever getting a house due to all the shenanigans you already mentioned. But one day, I was hopping around XIV streams when I came across one where the streamer was clicking the placard and I remembered "oh right, there's housing in this game".
So I thought which district would be the least popular: The Goblet. Made my way to a division that had two available smalls. Went up to the first and there was someone already there doing the placard dance. Went up to the second but no one was there. Clicked on the placard, clicked purchase and I was met with the fanfare and text: estate purchased.

Huh??? My mind was blown that I got a housing plot so easily. Still makes me laugh honestly
 
I won several tournaments at a big Arcade center in my area. I got several T-shirts and a hat. The game was Virtua Fighter 3.

I'm a master at VF... Have been training since the first one came out. Though I kinda stopped after VF4. I still play it but not as often..
 
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I legitimately beat this puzzle.

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I don't have many brags in general, not sure if I have a dumb brag.

Used to be Grand Master in SC2 back in the day.
 
I got a FFXIV Private Residence.

... during the 'rona when evictions of lapsed accounts was disabled

... and before they added the lottery system or whatever they have now

A total of 72 hours of speed-clicking on a fucking signboard, trying to bid-snipe the 30 other people trying to do the same thing.

If you were there you'd understand.

Each new house would show up on the market with a hidden availability timer between 0 and 24+ hours. You would have no idea when it would become actually available to purchase, so all you could do is click on the sign again and again hoping you could catch the sale when it actually went live. Since there was very limited stock, everyone else in the market would be there as well doing the same thing.

edit: Oh god now I remember it was even worse - if someone else already had a house, they could buy the property immediately without waiting for the timer. So you could have been chain-clicking for like 8 hours and someone who wants to relocate could just waltz up and take the place at their leisure.
ya that was bad back then, and most of ppl were using using mod to auto click on placard ^^


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these 2 were some of most stupid grinds ive ever made in any game :P
 
I play isshin with mods to quickly destress (I'm a filthy casual)

I had the most playtime in gta v in my country on steam a few years ago (most of it was spent on gta online loading tbh)
 
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I'm one of those who goes for the harder Platins. Right now I did evil within platin 4 times, 3 to go. Plus evil within 2 japanese version. I will continue after finishing off DS2.
 
I am almost certain that I was singlehandedly responsible for getting certain things patched in a couple of known games due to me complaining non-stop about them on developer forums to the community managers.

Rex Dickson (former Madden community manager), he would post on the Operation Sports forum and I directly brought it to his attention that the aggressive catch that they introduced in Madden 16 was brokenly overpowered. He didn't believe us at first but my comments then started a giant debate on the forums and he eventually stated he would look into it. It got nerfed a week later.

A similar thing happened with the Friday the 13th game. I complained on the developer forums for over a year non-stop about how items dropping on the ground after players died ruined the game. Games would get soft locked because somebody would get killed in the forest, drop their key items, there was no indicator on the map where they were dropped so nobody knew were they were and the killer would always win. I was one of the only ones annoying the developers non-stop about this weekly until they finally fixed it.
 
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The guild I was a member of was in the top 100 best guilds in guild wars while I was a member. It was a fun time all other members were awesome people. We didn't have enough tanks I had to particate in every match against other guilds. Does it count as a stupid brag?
 
I legitimately beat this puzzle.

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I'm impressed. People complaining about rubberbanding AI in Mario Kart and the like have probably never tried this.
I had enough trouble already playing The 7th Guest with limited knowledge of English, but this puzzle was genuinely impossible. I read that playing it on faster CPUs than those it was originally meant for screwed up some variables and made it completely unwinnable, so at least I had an excuse.

For what it's worth, I was first in Italian online rankings for Ikaruga (GC version) for a few days. But pretty few people actually bothered to post their results online, so there were much better players who I could never have beaten.
 
Just today I felt like the leader of the lobby in Mario Kart World when everyone (17 others) chose the only single stage and I chose the intermission route course. Mine got chosen. MHAHAHA.
 
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My main character at Genesis MUD is over 1300 days old. That's, played for over 31200 hours, I guess it's the longest anyone has played any game in this group, ever.
 
It's not my brag, it's my wife's:
We were trying to see if Dark Souls 1 was viable as a co-op multiplayer game, way back in the day (it really isn't, but yeah, this is when it was new). At the time, the only other PC we had was a pretty cruddy laptop, and she wanted to see if the game would even work.

It did. Sort of. But for whatever reason, she just started playing with the trackpad. It was so dumb. She was sitting there and laughing, "this is terrible," for like an hour. The struggle was real, but she did it anyway just because it appealed to her twisted sense of fun. She died again and again just trying to clear the starter area, and she wasn't happy until she killed the first boss on the wall.

She brags about it from time to time - and whenever she does, I can't help but to ask myself "why, though?"

I guess she has achieved something I never will. I guarantee that I will never attempt to recreate her achievement. I guess wifey's got me on that one.
 
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